Dec 4 2008Kinda Tacky: Diamond Plate Foosball Table
Foosball: the sport of champions. And by champions I mean those who like to drink in dark, smoke-filled bars. Which I freaking rule at! *high-five* Whoa, watch the drink buddy. So yeah, a $1,200 foosball table with diamond plate accents. This thing is straight tacky as shit but might look okay in a garage. Provided it's in pieces. Under a big blue tarp. With bricks holding it down. Geekologie: helping not sell your company's products since 2006.
Thanks to KXHone, who, along with yours truly, could school any of you mothers. Bring it!
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Reader Comments
1. Moose Knuckle - December 4, 2008 1:58 PM
it'd be cooler if it was carbon fiber
2. Moose Knuckle - December 4, 2008 1:58 PM
or pink polyester fur
3. Madgame - December 4, 2008 1:58 PM
How many rappers are out of shiny new teeth because of this thing???
4. Moose Knuckle - December 4, 2008 1:59 PM
It looks like the foosball table from Termainator:Salvation
5. Moose Knuckle - December 4, 2008 2:02 PM
I seriously doubt Bobby Bucher's mama will let him play this...
6. GRAMMARNAZI - December 4, 2008 2:04 PM
..That's one muther-f***in' ugly table. I like it!!!
7. Brian - December 4, 2008 2:09 PM
That's a horribly stubbed toe waiting to happen... I like my foosball table better. It's hand-carved from a single piece of hickory.
8. GRAMMARNAZI - December 4, 2008 2:10 PM
It's not "Foosball", it's FOOOOOOOOSBALL
...I just checked Websters.
9. Pew³ - December 4, 2008 2:12 PM
Has anyone noticed anything wierd about this picture of this table?
There are no shadows around the legs, there is no backround, no horizon, just all whited out.
How do we really know if this is real or not? Is the lack of shadows, the same as the shadows being all wrong? And did they even play fuseball in Never Back Down?
Pew pew pew
10. GRAMMARNAZI - December 4, 2008 2:12 PM
...I like mine carved out of Ham.
11. Pew³ - December 4, 2008 2:13 PM
Ha!
I said Fuseball. I have a blown fuseball.
Ha!
I said blown.
Blow me.
12. Moose Knuckle - December 4, 2008 2:16 PM
I'd like a FLOOZEball table, where all the players look like drunk sluts instead of soccer players.
13. Brian - December 4, 2008 2:21 PM
I zoomed in on that weird reflection on the front right leg and found this:
http://tinyurl.com/5vq63g
I'm pretty sure that table was forged in Hell...
14. Hannukah Montana - December 4, 2008 2:21 PM
This is a great Christmas present.
O Holy Night
The stars are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear saviors birth...
15. Douche McAllister - December 4, 2008 2:39 PM
It looks strong enough to withstand the punishment I'll put it through every time I lose. Which is every time I play. F*** fooseball.
16. GRAMMARNAZI - December 4, 2008 2:48 PM
MOOSE KNUCKLE is right, - table needs some intoxicated sluts to be more attractive to the modern Christmas shopper.
17. Pew³ - December 4, 2008 3:05 PM
This table needs a spare tire mounted to the side!
Pew pew pew
18. Douche McAllister - December 4, 2008 3:13 PM
@17
Keep the tire fire alive! TIRE TIRE TIRE!
19. Moose Knuckle (the craven closet homo one) - December 4, 2008 3:20 PM
@12. F*** you're funny! Drunk sluts... I love drunk sluts. One day you and me should get together and f*** some dumb drunk sluts.
Then play fuseball.
With our dinks.
20. GRAMMARNAZI - December 4, 2008 3:28 PM
@19
"...you and I..", not "...you and me...", but the "drunk sluts" part is very good!
21. known - December 4, 2008 3:45 PM
It's kinda shiny, but it'll do.
22. GINORMAGANTUAN - December 4, 2008 3:51 PM
YEEEEHHHH IKKA GINORMAGANTUAN LIKES THIS HERE SHIIIT! MY NIKKA THAT SHIT E TIGHT NAA'MEEN SHIT SON!, BLING BLING MOTH F***A! HOW COULD YOU NOTS LYKE THAT SHIT YO! SHEEEET ALL YALL MOHFUKIN WHITIES BE HATIN'! SHIT IS FOR BALLERS THOUGH....... MOHF***ERS DONLT BE DESERVING THIS HERE SHIT YO! YOU CAIN'T HAVE THIS SHIT NO HOW NAAAM' SAYEEN! THIS HEUH IS SOME STRAIGHT UP BALLER SHIT, SHIT YOU CAN'T SEE ME SON!
23. Jonny Cool Jeans - December 4, 2008 3:55 PM
who's stupid idea was it to add two extra players to the team and drop the corner wedges? why in the world do you need 3 goalies? i know they have been doing it for some time, but it makes no f***ing sense. & where are the ashtrays? i thought that was regulation. this tables whack.
24. GRAMMARNAZI - December 4, 2008 3:58 PM
Beer opener is standard, ashtray is optional.
25. rainbowcinderella - December 4, 2008 4:30 PM
@3-omg made me laugh so hard, i agree though.
those poor rappers...now they have to use aluminum foil like the rest of us
26. Moose Knuckle (the craven closet homo one) - December 4, 2008 4:33 PM
Thank you Grammarnazi for your lesson. I can remember the 'me' and 'I' usage by taking out the 'you and' from the sentence, and seeing which one works. In this case, "I should get together" works much better than "me should get together". Thus, "you and I" is definitely correct. Thank you!
On your post #24, a semi colon would have worked nicely in place of your comma.
Tit for tat! Love you!
27. GRAMMARNAZI - December 4, 2008 5:07 PM
@26
I totally agree; my life has been enriched.
28. buzz_clik - December 4, 2008 5:46 PM
I loves me a good semicolon; it always seems so daring whenever I use one.
Damn, I've never felt so alive! Whiskey!
29. Daisy - December 4, 2008 5:47 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja had to trick sgt schultz into letting them hide a microphone in Col. Klinks office.
30. Blopit - December 4, 2008 6:27 PM
hmmm....rip off i agree with daisy here....no shadows....no diamonds...but still shiny.And which rasist's idea was it to playu black vs white! F*** now even chess seems less racist....but in chess white does go first.
BTW foolsballs is EVIL! because this one time i wanted a dynamic view while playing and got stabbed in the eye! Worst part was when the pole was turning.
hmm.....does this qualify as a sport? cause i told all the girls at school it was a sport accident
31. LSDiesel - December 5, 2008 10:55 AM
@30, I think you're good. I told all the girls the hook in my penis was a "fishing accident" when in reality, it was an experiment with painkillers.
They worked, by the way....
32. Thumperchica - December 5, 2008 11:14 AM
Meh, foosball must be a guy thing, I'll take a custom pool table though!
33. TE - December 5, 2008 12:07 PM
I've never been good at foosball, and I don't have the desire to be.
34. Anon - December 8, 2008 10:52 AM
Foosball?
Who the hell calls a Football table that?
Must be completely retarded or from a nation that has segregated itself from the world.
Lets hope they stay there.
35. Megan - December 8, 2008 3:01 PM
Foosball rulez and NO it is not just a guys game.