Dec 17 2008Just Plain Classy: Crown Royal Bag Quilts
My brother Frank knows classy shit when he sees it, and this is living proof. Personally, I can't remember the last time I had 100 Crown Royal bags, but that's because I drink too much. Did that make any sense? It shouldn't have, I've been drinking. For $350 ebay seller misteria0 will quilt you up some warmth in the form of stitched-together Crown Royal bags (for those of you that don't know, each bottle of Crown Royal comes its own little embroidered velvety bag). Quilts come in both 100+ bag and 150+ bag options, and are sure to keep you toasty on a cold winter's night. Alternatively, drink heavily and set yourself on fire. Ha, or turn the heat up you cheap f***er!
Hit the jump for a blurry closeup of the quality stitching.
Thanks to my brother Frank, who can spot class from a mile away because the man has laser eyes and will burn a hole in your skull if you look at him wrong. But, if his laser eyes are malfunctioning, I'll choke you out for him. And God knows what we're gonna do to you.
Reader Comments
1. Daisy Sucks - December 17, 2008 3:17 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Daisy took a huge black cock up her ass and couldn't walk straight for a week and had to sit on a hemorrhoid pillow
2. Edge - December 17, 2008 3:17 PM
if I had that much money to blow, I'd sleep on a bed covered in benjamins
3. QUASIMODEM - December 17, 2008 3:17 PM
I had to Google "Crown Royal" to understand this. It transpires it's a variety of Whiskey, and it still doesn't make any sense because Whiskey doesn't involve bags.
Stupid Whiskey.
4. Ollie Williams - December 17, 2008 3:20 PM
The whiskey comes in a bottle, inside a bag.
You're welcome.
5. QUASIMODEM - December 17, 2008 3:24 PM
That's stupid and pretentious.
6. Douche McAllister - December 17, 2008 3:30 PM
@5
That's why they're still in business.
7. Cthagua - December 17, 2008 3:33 PM
Anyone else feel like sewing Daisy into a Crown Royal-bag quilt and beating her with broomsticks? :D Shit, do I owe that Russian douche for using that? :( F***, did it again.
8. Daisy - December 17, 2008 3:36 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because tghe shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja tried to spend a quiet evening at home. Unfortunately the bar next door ran out of Crown Royal and an enraged and inebriated Ted Kennedy came running through the wall like the Hey Kool Aid Guy. He proceeded to ransack the cabinets for booze eventually squirting brain tumor juice all over everything and his nephews raped Baja and her little sister.
Max used his skills as a ninja to put on sandals with white socks and battle back the booze thirsty zombie like kennedies. He was eventually able to chop thier heads off and save the day.
9. Tony Huynh - December 17, 2008 3:43 PM
$350 for all of that labor isn't too bad.
10. Thumperchica - December 17, 2008 3:58 PM
@4 - Actually, it comes in a bottle, in a velvet-y bag, in a box. And gets you FUBAR'd at the river... maybe that's just me...
11. Cthagua - December 17, 2008 4:00 PM
I have come to the conclusion that Daisy is the Photoshopper behind the faked Kim Jong Il photos shown in the Times Online article she uses as the link for her name... which makes her an expert on Photoshopping, and a really big git. Anyone else?
12. Sharla - December 17, 2008 4:13 PM
I think I have a hangover just reading about this... :-S (50 cents to that russian guy)
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
13. Ollie Williams - December 17, 2008 4:15 PM
@10
Actually it comes in a bottle, in a velvety bag, in a box, in a crate, in a truck, in a... seriously. Who f***ing cares. Not me.
14. Farva's Twin - December 17, 2008 4:31 PM
@13 - And then I drink it and cum in the hosebag.
15. y dizz - December 17, 2008 5:11 PM
THE GEEKOLOGIE WRITER SUCKS, he doesn't have time for his old skool friends anymore cause he's got all you geeks hounding him all the time. Its just penis jokes, relax, seriously.
16. Shaboigan - December 17, 2008 5:26 PM
My mom took my cousin's collection of Crown royal bags (favorite liquor of the entire family) sewed them together into a very nice quilt for his newborn daughter. yeah...we're a little white trash...
17. Moose Knuckle - December 17, 2008 6:03 PM
I bet if you inffuse the quilt fibers with bits of real panther then, 60% of the time it will work everytime.
18. Gizmoduck - December 17, 2008 6:10 PM
psssh.... thats nothing
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_11&listing_id=18569829
giz on that
19. C-Basstian - December 17, 2008 6:16 PM
im gonna make a house tent out of crown royal xr bags.... eat it
20. Pew³ - December 17, 2008 6:24 PM
@17. I love quilt.
They use real bits of panther, so you know it has to be good.
21. Pew³ - December 17, 2008 6:26 PM
@18. That's a picture of your bed, isn't it? I think I saw a picture of Moose Knuckle on the night stand.
22. QUASIMODEM - December 17, 2008 6:47 PM
Moose Knuckle wins the Most Contrived and Pitiable Attempt at a Funny Post of the Year award.
23. Moose Knuckle - December 17, 2008 6:50 PM
Woohoo, I love winning stuff!!!!
24. known - December 17, 2008 7:59 PM
Not sure how many CR drinkers there are here, but I just discovered 'Nassau Royale' and I highly recommend it to anyone who favors the crown. I also never tapdanced
25. cellar door - December 17, 2008 10:48 PM
You can buy the bags separately from the drink. At the liquor store near me they sell them as packs, 10 bags for $2 or something like that. Just thought I'd let you booze hounds know.
26. Lia - December 17, 2008 10:59 PM
@15
Probably cause we're cooler than all his friends.
27. CAK - December 18, 2008 12:35 AM
This would be better if it were a Royal Crown bedset.
http://www.rccolainternational.com/
28. STINK - December 18, 2008 5:36 AM
I prefer my Mad Dog 20/20 thousand-bottle display, which is commonly known as the floor.
29. KimmYFace! - December 18, 2008 2:03 PM
love it.
ps
just ignore "daisy" dont give that bitch or whoever the F it is any credit
30. Carol Taylor - March 14, 2009 10:26 PM
Hi i am the lady that made the quilt...i make all kinds out of the bags ...from pillows to cushions Etc... take a look at my site
crownroyalgiftitems.com
i also sell them on ebay it is under misteria0
take a look and see what all i have made and sold...
Have a great night ... Carol :-)
31. Yutzwagon - April 20, 2009 9:03 PM
All those potential dice bags...
32. Creed - January 3, 2010 10:32 PM
This is so pretty. Ive been working on building up bags from family and friends and cant wait to get started. Beautiful Work!