Dec 22 2008Instant Decorating: The Christmas Cannon
If there's one thing I hate about Christmas it's that fat bastard Santa and his lack of presentry for yours truly. I swear, you write one too many dirty jokes and the boubon-soaked skeezeball (trust me, I could smell his breath when I sat on his lap at the mall in '85. Also, I'm now spreading a rumor he touched my butt) passes your apartment. If there's another thing, it's decorating. It's time consuming, and, come May, you have to take everything down again. That's why the Christmas Cannon is so genius. You just lather something in glue, pump up the cannon, and BAM -- you just Christmas'd that shit. It's as easy as shooting yourself in the foot trying to shoot fish in a barrel. Which, haha, is easier than you think (read: I'm missing two toes and have to wear a special shoe).
DIY Christmas Cannon is a Festive Tinsel Explosion [gizmodo]
Reader Comments
1. LSDiesel - December 22, 2008 11:23 AM
I can't watch movies at work, but this just sounds stupid. However, since I can't see it, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and hope it's half as good as the drunk guy trying to mount the fake horse.
2. paineel - December 22, 2008 11:25 AM
Im sueing i made this last year with a potato gun
3. Timbo - December 22, 2008 11:25 AM
No movies from work here either, but it reminds me of The Grinch movie....
Wish i woulda thought of that.
4. Christophe - December 22, 2008 11:27 AM
WHAT SCIENCE HAS DONE
5. Pat - December 22, 2008 11:30 AM
That's just about the best thing I've seen all weekend — and this coming from someone who was trapped in the snow for three days.
6. Daisy - December 22, 2008 11:31 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photosho job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was known for his Christmas decorations and spirit, and a guy moved in next door who was similarly blessed with Christmas spirit, and they got very competitive.
7. RonnieRhymer - December 22, 2008 11:33 AM
This is so fun
This is so nice
Nothing is colder
Then really cold ice
I like to eat
beer and some chips
But you can't eat beer
So I'll eat your hips
8. Moose Knuckle - December 22, 2008 11:42 AM
Brillant!!!, I'm gonna wad some tinsel on the end of my dong and tell chicks "you just got christmased in the face!"
9. Thumperchica - December 22, 2008 11:43 AM
@1 & 3 - DITTO.
@7 - CREEPTASTIC.
10. Davo - December 22, 2008 11:47 AM
HO HO HO!!!
PEW PEW PEW!!!
11. Timbo - December 22, 2008 11:55 AM
The "Man" is holding me back... "He" wont let me watch videos at work... Everyones out to get me.... I just know it
12. Mr. Man - December 22, 2008 12:34 PM
that's right Timbo
13. I'm a Computer - December 22, 2008 12:34 PM
key ingredient = spray glue.
that shitll fix anything. even that gh-f***er's knee.
14. Timbo - December 22, 2008 12:45 PM
I'm going back to my basement with my tin foil hat..... in there you can't get in my mind and block my videos
I'll return when you're all zombies
15. Spider - December 22, 2008 1:00 PM
you know what would be cool? a cannon kinda like the one form the Grinch so that you can put all the lights up in like 5 min
16. Aerialgreen - December 22, 2008 5:55 PM
Simpsons did it!
Basically a different theme for Homer's make-up shotgun...
17. Gadget Sleuth - December 29, 2008 4:21 AM
I think Homer Simpson invented something simpler to this; a shotgun for applying makeup, but it was set to whore when he fired it.
18. Deborah - December 30, 2008 11:33 PM
That's Chrismissy lets kill Jesus a second time this time with the decoration cannon. What a way to go dying on your birthday! Lets fill the thingup with glass ornaments and watch the Christmas colours by that I mean, the glass cutting my hand open and my hand turning a nice blood red.
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This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was known for his Christmas decorations and spirit, and a guy moved in next door who was similarly blessed with Christmas spirit, and they got very competitive.
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