Dec 17 2008Hmmm?: What If Tetris Had Lyrics -- About Tetris Being A Game For Women?
Brentalfloss, Geekologie's resident songwriter, known for such hits as Mega Man 3 with lyrics, and What A Wonderful Super Mario World, just dropped another single on this bitch, this time with a Tetris-theme. It's a song about the iconic block game being for women. Which may or not be true. Because, quite frankly, I love Tetris and I happen to have a....wait, where'd it go? Oh, oh no. I showered this morning -- the drain!
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Thanks VeryLiberating, TransconaSlim and Brentalfloss, you guys know anything about plumbing?
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Reader Comments
1. the clap - December 17, 2008 11:55 AM
hahaha... love it.... FIRST!!!
2. Paulie - December 17, 2008 11:55 AM
!!!TSRIF
3. Moose Knuckle - December 17, 2008 11:59 AM
Did GW just make a detachable penis joke?
That song is hilarious.
4. McGloin - December 17, 2008 12:04 PM
Watch out everybody! I'm gonna have something racist to post in 3...2...1...
Kill
Kill
Kill the white man
I am McGloin and I'm an asshole
5. Daisy - December 17, 2008 12:04 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max's father stole his Tetris game telling him he wanted none of that commie shit in his house. He then proceeded to force Max and Baja to watch the movie Tender Vampire and they saw the scene where Dracula used his special iPhone gloves to massage the shoulders of his undead man-servant's
ex wife, who is now the wife of Dracula. He puts them on after she complains of how cold his touch is, conjecturing that he should have fixed the gas fire in the cellar.
Later Max and Baja go out for Del Tacos and bacon ice cream, and they then shop for rolling treadmills since all this bacon is making Baja a fatass.
6. forgetso - December 17, 2008 12:04 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Q2r8DalKM
7. Thumperchica - December 17, 2008 12:08 PM
I can't hear the song, but I can tell you that my sisters (3 of them at home at the time) and I were highly addicted to this game, and really competetive about it.
8. Moose Knuckle - December 17, 2008 12:15 PM
I like women, they're soft and they smell good... except our customer service rep, she's a filthy piratehooker from whore island and smells like a tuna packing plant.
Can I get an amen pew3?
9. cowashee - December 17, 2008 12:17 PM
wow, brentalfloss is hotter than i expected.
10. john - December 17, 2008 12:24 PM
I stopped watching when I saw he was a sooner faggot
him and his little buddy sam bradford can gtfo, bradford doesn't deserve no heisman and OU doesn't deserve no national championship spot
11. Bernard Fleming - December 17, 2008 12:24 PM
@8 - When did you become a customer service rep?
12. Pew³ - December 17, 2008 12:28 PM
@8 Amen!
She's the filtiest. Shes got a vocabulary that would embarass a sailor!
13. George "Dubya" Bush - December 17, 2008 12:42 PM
This reminds me of the time we had a choir singing for the White House, as they were taking a break all the girls were playing Tetris. One of the boys decided he didn't want to be there anymore. He took off his shoes and threw them at me. I managed to dodge both shoes before secret service could subdue the assailant from his ashoeshination!
14. Golden_Shower - December 17, 2008 12:57 PM
WHY do people think seeing a guy take a dump is funny? Is this some sort of fetish that creepy butt-mongers seem to partake in at every opportunity? Thank god my computer doesn't have smell. I feel bad for Moose Knuckle and the tuna whore. Dude, you got support.
15. Pew³ - December 17, 2008 1:06 PM
Ha Ha!
@14. I like how your not into taking dumps, but golden showers are ok. As long as you have your priorities!
Personally, I like it when girls take dumps, but we never get to see that.
16. manDude - December 17, 2008 1:10 PM
where can i download just the sound
17. sirrix - December 17, 2008 1:13 PM
Eh.. His other stuff is better but not too shabby.
18. QUASIMODEM - December 17, 2008 2:00 PM
I think Geekologie just had its first half-decent newspost in about six months.
19. Billy Sims - December 17, 2008 3:35 PM
BOOMAH!
20. Magaciappi - December 17, 2008 4:04 PM
I think Tetris is one of those immortal games loved by everyone, boys and girls. I don't think its target are only girls, even if I'm a girl and I love it. "The Sims" is a game for girls (I love it too), but Tetris is appreciated from both boys and girls, isn't it? Anyway the song is funny and I liked the video.
21. Dan - December 17, 2008 4:08 PM
It's alright.
Some god-awful rhymes though.
22. that video sucked - December 17, 2008 4:57 PM
that video sucked.
23. G.url - December 17, 2008 6:14 PM
*Tetris addict*
24. lynz - December 17, 2008 7:39 PM
This is stupid.
25. Ariella - December 17, 2008 8:29 PM
I have to be honest
I'm a girl
I don't really like tetris at all
and trust me, i'd admit it if i did
26. Spider - December 17, 2008 8:32 PM
hahahahaha I am seriously going to try to sing my way out of trouble!
27. Jimmy Jim - December 17, 2008 10:47 PM
that sucked. guy should find better games to make lyrics to if he wants to appeal to anyone but chicks.oh maybe that was his motive in making the video while throwing his ugly mug throughout for no necessary reason.
28. Spam Artist - December 17, 2008 11:58 PM
FAKE!!!!
This was obviously done in photoshop. The shadows are all wrong.
This was taken from a cut scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
Dracula reveals a torture chamber in a dungeon beneath his castle, during the tour he opens the front of the iron maiden. Inside, the drunk overdubbed frenchman and his favourite overdubbed blonde permed french actress friend are surprised to see Max and Baja from the summer blockbuster Never Back Down. They are playing ping pong using cramped condition competition rules and a pair of Baja's woolen winter stockings as a net.
29. yoyoma - December 18, 2008 12:13 AM
Funny song, but Tetris rocks and i don't have a vag. There is a reason you can go head to head....
30. Fiigs - December 18, 2008 2:24 AM
I want to shove this in my ass.
31. Bentronic - December 18, 2008 3:43 AM
The Tetris song *has* lyrics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korobeiniki
32. Pedro C. Duarte - December 18, 2008 3:53 AM
OMG, so true!
My mom's addicted to tetris!
33. derss - December 18, 2008 11:42 AM
haha! yea my mom loves tetris too :D
34. KimmYFace! - December 18, 2008 2:06 PM
awesome. brentalfloss=hottiepants
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35. SexYouUp - December 22, 2008 8:53 AM
haha, that was pure genius
36. Tw1sted - January 4, 2009 2:22 AM
i loved the song
but i also love tetris.
and i'm a guy
...
or am i?