Dec 26 2008He's Going All The Way!: Star Wars Jerseys
I'm not saying wearing a $110 Star Wars themed sports jersey is going to hinder my chances of rounding third base and heading home with a female, but it might. And let's face it, I need all the help I can get. But just in case -- ladies? Who wants to do it while I wear a Jedi jersey? Any takers? No? Okay, fine, any givers? Hey, I'm down to experiment -- after all, I am *lighting Bunsen burner for mood lighting* a sexual scientist.
Aaaaand there went my eyebrows.
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Reader Comments
1. firstgold - December 26, 2008 1:59 PM
First!
2. known - December 26, 2008 1:59 PM
Nice - too bad I'm not a jock otherwise I'd own a few
3. known - December 26, 2008 2:00 PM
Alright the blackhawks vader jersey is dope
4. LSDiesel - December 26, 2008 2:06 PM
Nice. Now all we need is one that says "Tool" across the front.
5. Thumperchica - December 26, 2008 2:14 PM
These aren't nearly as ghey as I expected...
"Here and there went my eyebrows" - I giggled... and that was lame, so now I'm lame today, God I hope it's only today...
6. (+.[___]-:-) - December 26, 2008 2:15 PM
What? Oh, sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome these shirts are.
7. Yopoleo - December 26, 2008 2:42 PM
I want a dozen, each, XXL plx.
8. Spam Artist - December 26, 2008 4:24 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious fake. The shadows are ALL wrong.
This reminds me of a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
The drunk french actress is dribbling a basketball towards the other end
of the court in slow motion, suddenly she changes into a werewolf and
wins the game.
She cries out "I really werewon that game!"
Everyone rolls around laughing at her hilarious pun.
Except the principal, who expels her from the school for disruptive behaviour.
9. Brian - December 26, 2008 5:51 PM
@2.... um... do you really think being a JOCK is a prerequisite to owning a STAR WARS themed jersey?
If anything wearing this to a frat party might be just enough camouflage to not get your nerd-ass kicked by the actual jocks...
10. Pew³ - December 26, 2008 6:10 PM
Why no football jerseys? I'd take the vader jersey football style. Oh wait. Maybe not, someone might think I was a raiders fan. Nevermind.
Raiders suck!
11. Daisy - December 26, 2008 6:15 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and BAja are at Del Tacos and they find out that the evil vice principal at their school, with the prostetic hand, and the funny hat is in reality Max's father. This makes Max angry. Max and Baja work out an intricate plan to visit him and ask him to sit on the couch with his eyes closed because they have a surprise for him. Then they pull out a gun and put one between his eyes. Unfortunately the gun was loaded with blanks, and his fancy hat protected him from matching Jon-Erik Hexum's fate.
Later they found out that he wasn't really Max's dad, it was all a big misunderstanding.
12. Tricky Ricky - December 27, 2008 9:30 AM
Please don't tell Daisy that the movie "never back down" was really a remake of "the karate kid" only with less talented actors but better music..maybe?
So where's the Daisy Jersey? on the back it'll say Never back down, on the front it'll say never give up...lol