Dec 8 2008Gun Booze Dispenser Just Makes Good Sense
Let's face it, guns and booze go together like trebuchets and LSD: they were made for each other. So the $22 Shots Gun Drink Dispenser comes as no surprise. You just jam the topper (complete with holster) on a bottle, pump the pump, and PEW PEW drinks to your hearts content. Load Bacardi 151 or everclear and a lighter and your gun magically transforms into a flamethrower! *PEW PEW* Whee! Oh -- *WHOOOOSH* Haha, my cubicle's on fire. MEDIC!
Shots Gun Drink Dispenser makes you the new Sheriff in town [slipperybrick]
Thanks to Richthegringo, who never drinks without packing heat. And also, Mylanta. The dude drinks some pretty nasty shit.
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Reader Comments
1. Dread Pirate Robert - December 8, 2008 10:20 AM
I suppose the argument would be "Why not?"
2. Dread Pirate Roberts - December 8, 2008 10:23 AM
Oh yeah i forgot Pew Pew!!
3. bass - December 8, 2008 10:28 AM
is sexual
4. OJ's Mom - December 8, 2008 10:41 AM
*FURST*
Stolen, you Pirate bastard! AAAARRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
5. Dread Pirate Roberts - December 8, 2008 11:00 AM
aaaas yooouuu wissshh!!
6. GINORMAGANTUAN - December 8, 2008 11:04 AM
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!! I WANTS THIS SHEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Daisy - December 8, 2008 11:12 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was responsible for Baja's aunt's obituary and the newspaper had a typo, and said she was a beloved cunt.
8. Thumperchica - December 8, 2008 11:25 AM
It's not "PEW PEW" Kenny! It's "BANG BANG"!!!
This is awesome, and a badly burned teenager waiting to happen. Just think about it...
9. Pew³ - December 8, 2008 12:14 PM
PEW PEW PEW GURGLE GURGLE GURGEL
10. Douche McAllister - December 8, 2008 12:22 PM
I'll take three please! Booze shoot out at my house this weekend!
11. Somebody stop this minstrel from boarding the motherload! Fuck! - December 8, 2008 1:03 PM
I like booze! Yeah, I like booze. I love 'em. Booze is what I like. Like it, booze. Booze is what I like. Booze gun, pew pew pew! Booze now. Booze please...
I love booze. Brewski and booze. I really like booze. Bacardi, Hennessy, 40, Patron. I love to drink booze in the morning. Booze in the evening. Booze is the best. Boozer! I like booze!
Booze gun, pew pew pew! Whaaazzzzaaaaap, budlight. Booze Jones and Booze Walker walked into a bar and ordered booze. Booze-trap.
Boozay! Booze
12. known - December 8, 2008 2:13 PM
F*** it - I'd just wear the gun as a belt buckle or something & pound the booze
13. tn11 - December 8, 2008 10:06 PM
@11 i wanna party with you.... lol
14. louis vuitton - September 27, 2009 7:28 PM
I really like booze. Bacardi, Hennessy, 40, Patron. I love to drink booze in the morning. Booze in the evening. Booze is the best. Boozer! I like booze!