Gun Booze Dispenser Just Makes Good Sense

Let's face it, guns and booze go together like trebuchets and LSD: they were made for each other. So the $22 Shots Gun Drink Dispenser comes as no surprise. You just jam the topper (complete with holster) on a bottle, pump the pump, and PEW PEW drinks to your hearts content. Load Bacardi 151 or everclear and a lighter and your gun magically transforms into a flamethrower! *PEW PEW* Whee! Oh -- *WHOOOOSH* Haha, my cubicle's on fire. MEDIC!

Shots Gun Drink Dispenser makes you the new Sheriff in town [slipperybrick]

Thanks to Richthegringo, who never drinks without packing heat. And also, Mylanta. The dude drinks some pretty nasty shit.

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• D+Caf Strips Detect Amount Of Caffeine In Your Coffee, Ur+In Strips Coming Soon

  January 2, 2009

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