Dec 18 2008Gory Macabre: The Perfect Baby Shower Gift

Awesome! 1

First!!!!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja made a voodo doll of Max's dad who forbade them to play Tetris in the house. Whe collected his fingernail clippings and hair to stuff it with and showed it to Max who was unimpressed. Max told Baja that his dad would really flip out if he caught them with it so the cut it up and tossed it in the garbage. It turns out that about that time Max's dad fell into the waste shredder at the plant, and was cut up and went out with the waste stream.

The unicorn and girl with scissors are the best by far.

"unicorns really do spear little forest creatures"

"I've seen 'em do it"

I lol'd. Spear sounds like a euphemism, see, and "do it" implies they had sex. They got "speared", get it? LOL

OMG this is outstanding! if beanie babies were like this i might have actually bought into the fad

Also, GW, I think you're missing a word man. Lay off the sauce while at work man.

"Because gory macabre animals are the perfect way to let your kids you love them"

freakin love it, the gator is awesome

These need to go on mass-production a.s.a.p.
I'd have the unicorn on my coffee table for sure.

@ 2 LOSE!

Sweet, they're kinda like these, http://www.giantmicrobes.com/

Buy the whole set for your emo baby.

They remind me of those wonderful forrest creatures from South Park. I don't know why. I guess when cute little creatures turn bad.

I totally want the tiger with a hand in its mouth.

Theres even a cool road kill cat and severed head with sword. You can see more over at Gizmodo.

...And Daisy doesn't troll there....

...but you guys are funnier...

@13,

I read the article on Gizmodo, and the comments.

You're right, we are funnier.

DAMNIT! My niece would've loved this for Christmas... Maybe next time...

too much blood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSjP4oS0DwA

I want the shark and the rabbit one.

@16 I'm washing my hair, over-under-over...

epic

@16

More like too much brood in my bafaroom.

16. Was he singing about washing blood out of his hair? I could only understand a few words of Engrish.

over under over....over under over, im washing my hair

the lyrics are on there brah

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop shop. The shadows are all wrong.

I am reminded by this of a scene from the movie Tender Dracula.
The two drunk overdubbed frenchmen carry a huge stack of folders full of information about Dracula to their car, only to find that the boot is open and full.
One of the moustached overdubbed frenchmen dumps the huge stack of folders under someone else's car, and they drive off.

They later dump the many cases of luggage, which had taken up all the space in the boot of the car, on the ground in a field while walking to Dracula's castle.

The director's commentary later reveals that his fear of maintaining useful possessions would not have surfaced if he had had a doll of an alligator eating a baby as a child.

I would buy the unicorn... cuz you get a unicorn AND a little polar bear. Or the tiger becase you get all those other cute bones that come with it

I want ALL of them!!!

GW, you tease! I was about to whip out my credit card to buy the whole set! WTF?!?! That woulda been perfect for my Dorm room, I'd love to see the look on those bastards' faces during an inspection seeing these!

Love the rabbit and the chick with scissors!!

http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

Fake? Nu-uh! It's Patricia Waller, some obviously crazy lady who lives in Germany, I believe (that country gets to everyone in the end ; ). http://www.patriciawaller.com/

I keep a postcard of the baby being eaten by the croc on a shelf in the bedroom : )

how CUTE :)

I want the alligator

these are really old news. i saw these like three years. it's weird how they haven't been featured before. but they are still really epic :)

I want the shark one :oD

The shark one is my favorite. And the scissors one.

Damn, if they're not putting it up for sale, then should someone at least make their own versions and sell them?

when will they be available to buy? i really like all of em,

Wow these are incredible unique baby gifts. I agree with everyone else these have to be available to the general public.

Shark is amazing.

@ Daisy - good one m'dear

Dang! Those are totally cool. I need the whole f***ing collection!

These toys are disgusting, and totally inappropriate for any person, especially young children. They are exposed to too much violence, at home, school, and in each others lives.

Sorry but this sucks!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja made a voodo doll of Max's dad who forbade them to play Tetris in the house. Whe collected his fingernail clippings and hair to stuff it with and showed it to Max who was unimpressed. Max told Baja that his dad would really flip out if he caught them with it so the cut it up and tossed it in the garbage. It turns out that about that time Max's dad fell into the waste shredder at the plant, and was cut up and went out with the waste stream. DONT WORRY IM A BIG BULLY FACE

The scissors one is a good life lesson. Never run with scissors or you might stab your sister.

Thanks moose knuckle for that website giantmicrobes. I'm saving it to my favorites and when my skanky sister-in-laws b-day comes around I'm going to buy her the herpes one.