Dec 22 2008Float-A-Pet Prevents Pet Drownings

First time the lil bastard gets his collar in his water dish *BOOSH*... Good idea, poor excecution...

y'know, like my poor spelling of execution...

I'm waiting for all the douchebags and their "fake" or "old" or "why is this on Geekologie" or "only in nigger country" comments. BRING IT ON

Old Fake Photoshop country that never backs down....yeah that summed it all up.

Just wait til this thing decapitates someones pet.....

free floating dog head...

I can totally see me chasing my dog around the yard with a garden hose. "Come here Pabst! It'll be funny! Quit crying you pussy!"

This new RonnieRhymer seems to be good for a laugh or two, but I'm sure it'll go the way of the Daisy. Oh, and I won't be getting one of these for my pets.

buttf*** me slow and gentle if im wrong, but i thought dogs instinctively learned to swim? oh yea, and dont take your dog out for a walk with this thing.

I'm actually very impressed. This is the best post I've seen in a while.

@3 neener neener neener

... if it's raining that is.

What keeps me afloat? My courage and devotion towards living the American Dream. And that is to serve my country for the betterment of my people.

I have come to realize that it's not the size of a dog in a fight, it is the size of the fight in a dog. In other words, don't let no dog wear no got damn flotation shit 'cause dogs can swim. What's wrong with these "inventors/innovators" these days? And who buys these got damn things? Soccer moms in the suburbs 2000 ft. above sea-f***ing-level. Get real soccermoms!!! Where the f*** have you been?

It's nice to see how Geekologie is posting this mundane matter. I mean, it's awesome to make fun of it, but seriously... No spazztic bitch with the right state of mind would even wanna purchase one of these. Unless Billy Mays sells it to them. "CALL 1-800-F*** MY BEARD!" Funny shit! LOL

However, I would like to buy a lube with Hannah Montana's face in it.
Seriously, I'll bang that bitch straight up!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are ALL wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was wearing a studded dog collar and the guy in the diner who knew him all his life wouldn't serve him because he didn't recognize Max, and he was too freaky looking. Max then smashed a water class on his head.

I got something like that. It expands to about 10 times its normal size when the hosebag slobbers on it. It also shoots a stream of delicious protein for her enjoyment.

Even CATS will be calling that dog a pussy.

they should do this for babies

FAKE!!!!

This is clearly a fake. The shadows ARE all wrong.

Seeing this gives me flashbacks of a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
Dracula is dressed as Florence Nightingale and is singing a lullaby
to the two drunk overdubbed french men.
Just before the drunk overdubbed french men fall asleep, one of them
tells Dracula that he hopes his father will buy him one of these for Christmas.

I think we should just burn all of the small dogs of the world. So expensive and they do nothing for us. Stupid Rats! Girlfriend has 3 chihuahuas and I torture them all of the time when she's not looking. By torture, I mean flip them in the air, squeeze them til they pee and poop and chuck them at the couch. Why? Why not. Bug eyed 6lb Rats!

Or...you could store nitrus in that tank and do hits off it in the swimming pool

And yea the great flood shall wipe the earth clean of the human scourge, leaving only chihuahas in neck dinghys to roam the waterlogged world. And they shall bore unto them bouyant puppies and mate with dogfish. And it will be messy.

Revelation 9:7-8

@17 Die

I bought one of these for my dog, and he floated across the river where a strange man fed him some mushrooms, then he died.

For small dogs the collar should be inverted and the device activated by sound.

BOOSH

that's just weird and useless

#17....... you should get assraped by a donkey.... what a douche, I know small dogs are annoying, but so are you. should we f***ing beat you up too?

And if your dog is upside down in any type of current, this thing would drown it for sure. Hmph. A doggie life vest would work better.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are ALL wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where
During the Beatdown, when Jake is facing Dak-Ho, right as Ho delivers a hard back kick in response to Jake's right cross, the camera clearly shows Dak-Ho's right foot kicking Jake's ribs. But, when the camera zooms out, it shows Dak-Ho just used his left foot for that last kick.
The same is true when that little co2 cartriged runs out of gas, and the weight of the inner tube acts like a weight and causes the dog to drown.

Franchesca...... i still want to pump your butthole nice and slow.

lol @ 17

nothing like a pissing, airborn chihuahua that hits the couch!

Somebody's gotta be on Christmas vacation....

I'm bored at work... I need some Geekologie!

I just bought 4 of these for my hamsters. They don't walk so well with them on but, I'll be damned if I'll let these little guys drown! Plus, since the impending flood waters will likely run into sewers and drains, it will keep them from washing down there since these things will catch on the grates! Yay!

i know a dog named chloe that might just get one for Christmas!!! YAY!!!!

#17 that was hilarious.
Calm down #20 and #25, I'm sure he's only joking... right?

LMAO @ #19

Picture his owner taking him for a walk when it starts raining. *Fwoosh* The owner doesn't know how to deflate it, pokes a hole in it, the dog flies off like someone let the air out of a balloon. Poor little dog, you'll never see him again