Dec 10 2008Firebreathing Dog Robot Will Ruin Your Day
This firebreathing robot-dog-beast-cycle (inappropriately named Lrry) was made entirely out of recycled materials by the Mutoid Waste Company in London. "Why?", you ask. "Why not?", the makers reply. "Because that f***er's gonna kill us all!", you scream while throwing an empty beer can and lacing up your running shoes. Perfectly at home at any monster truck rally, Lrry is guaranteed to melt your face off then trample your body. And, seriously, what better way to go? You know, besides every other way, excluding impalement.
Hit the Kris Kross will make you jump jump for a video of the doomsday machine in action.
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Thanks to Daniel, Edwin, Phil, Johnny and Thomas, any of whom could steal the wheels off this bitch at a red light.
Reader Comments
1. Byrd - December 10, 2008 1:57 PM
Fahrenheit 451 anyone?
2. Ollie Williams - December 10, 2008 1:57 PM
+10 points for the Kris Kross reference.
3. Daisy - December 10, 2008 2:03 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like Max's science project in the movie Never Back Down
4. lisasimpson - December 10, 2008 2:04 PM
Is this the newest addition to the Lost cast? We're no longer awed by the balck smoke monster or the polar bears. We need fire-breathing robot dogs.
5. Madgame - December 10, 2008 2:04 PM
Get 4 more of those things and you've got yerself a Voltron
6. Hannukah Montana - December 10, 2008 2:10 PM
Right when I thought humanity will come to it's peril against mechanized technology, people get dumber and dumber each day.
I could most likely die from a papercut than this dumb piece of skeet.
You wanna play rough? Hokay!!!
7. Dullard - December 10, 2008 2:14 PM
At this very moment, a D-List film director is incorporating this beastcycle into his latest sci-fi script.
8. Hannukah Montana - December 10, 2008 2:14 PM
Pardon my indiscretion. I just love to hate on things I cannot do.
9. wesxninja - December 10, 2008 2:14 PM
the video's not working.
sad day
10. Hunter - December 10, 2008 2:14 PM
I can definitely see this thing in action at a protest or something, where everyone stands in a line to keep anything from passing... well I know they ain't preventing this behemoth from getting by.
11. Gizmoduck - December 10, 2008 2:16 PM
silly humans
12. spicy_cake - December 10, 2008 2:17 PM
"Don't Panic TV"? Are you f***ing kidding me?
You've just created a killing machine!
13. Thumperchica - December 10, 2008 2:21 PM
I want one.
14. guate6 - December 10, 2008 2:24 PM
Poor bastardized dog...it's an amputee and they put wheels on it so it would walk again.
15. known - December 10, 2008 2:30 PM
That looks like the leg from Voltrons 'special' cousin, LRRYTARD
16. Growler - December 10, 2008 2:37 PM
AHAHAHA for those who think it's fake, Learn something about mutoid company, they are great and crazy people and BTW thei've done much more greater stuff than this!!!
Iv'e seen in real life a Robot Dinosaur at a Rave party (made by them) it was very tall.
They recycle old stuff to create real working Robots or beautiful Mecha sculptures!!
THOSE PUNKS RULEEEEZZ!
17. tallest midget - December 10, 2008 2:43 PM
The dude on the left of that Motley Crue (pause) video doesn't look right to me. Either he's taking a piss or wanking the dude next to him. I'm just saying what I'm seeing.
18. BoogieWoogieBugleBoyOfCompanyB - December 10, 2008 2:55 PM
Bowser & Blitz.
C.O.P.S.
19. Moose Knuckle - December 10, 2008 3:03 PM
If we keep doing things like this, then Milla Jovovich is gonna see it and question whether or not she outta step into the center of those 4 stones and shoot a beam of energy from her mouth to save the earth from the big mean planet...
20. C-Basstian - December 10, 2008 3:04 PM
i want one that i can drive on the hwy
21. known - December 10, 2008 3:07 PM
These mutoid guys should meet the SRL team, maybe they could come up with something better than the doggy.
Youtube Survival Research Labs if you haven't heard of SRL, they make battlebots look like babybits.
22. Gavern - December 10, 2008 9:37 PM
as long as its got no self control were safe
I hope???
23. OmniSpyder - December 11, 2008 3:40 AM
looks like something you would see at Burning Man
24. Spikey DaPikey - December 11, 2008 8:08 AM
Just what i need to keep the God Squad from bangin on my door :oD
Grrrrrrrrrrooowwwl :op
25. Alucarda - December 11, 2008 10:34 AM
Well, Mega Man rode off on his robot dog...here's hoping.
26. Peregrinus - December 11, 2008 2:25 PM
Walk for your lives!!!!!
27. Daniel Segatto - December 11, 2008 3:58 PM
Wheee!!! Harley Davidson dogs !!!
28. Rockpiler - December 11, 2008 5:38 PM
OH NOES!! Teh firebreathing robot dog iz coming.
Everybody... mosey. Saunter, maybe? Hell, I could crawl outta that thing's way. Gimme one that shoots fire out of the JATO ROCKET IN IT'S BUTT and we'll talk.
29. Magaciappi - December 12, 2008 6:06 AM
Why it has a cannon in the ass?
30. marrilliondillion - December 19, 2008 9:33 PM
the evil computers that run the world are not fazed by this in the slightest. even mad max cannot save you now foolish humans.