Dec 31 2008Eff 2008, Bring On 2009: Happy New Year!

first!!

happy new year from my tran in davis california

happy new year to all you geeky mother- shut your mouth
i was just talkin bout the new year

happy new years from vegas. Im about to go to the strip loaded to the teeth. by loaded I mean I have about 20 shrooms, half an ounce of coke at least $40 of chronic and beer. im doing the shrooms on the drive their and if shit gets crazy ill do the coke

My pants rockrd off in 2008 - Can you get me new ones?

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja's car broke down and they ended up at the house of some weird transvestite. They sung and danced and had fun, and then the transvestite went in a ship to outer space, and said Happy New Years.

FIRST of the new year!

Happy New Years and a big ole' toast to everybody. Rock and ROll Happy New Year!!! etc...

First to call daisy stupid for 2009! yay me!

Work on your grammar in 2009 Daisy, if your going to use a comma don't follow it by the word 'and' :)

#8 - You owe me 50 rubles for use of my smiley face.

I mean #9, Time to stop drinking vodka.

i would say daisy is jut a spammer she always say every photo is fake

and happy new years 2009 from the first person

whats all ur resolutions

lol at # 10 i thought the guy who patent it was a british person not russian lol

Happy new year from Mex :D!

Happy new year geekologie writer!! greetings from mexicoo and thanks for making 2008 a year full of geeky news and penis jokes!

Happy New Year!

This year I am not wearing any pants. Where is your god now?

#14 - you owe me 50 rubles too for using my smiley face.

#13 - I am still and will always be russian

@9 - don't you mean you're?

If you're going to be a grammar dick, do it properly.

@9 Technically, you can place and "and" after a comma. For example: You're a retard, a loser, AND a fat ass.

I personally like Daisy. Each of her posts are different. Perhaps some readers can't read more than the opening sentence without having a Forest Gump moment. In all honesty, her posts have shown more wit and humor than the writers of these blogs!

Finally, Happy New Year. 2008 was a great year. I hope 2009 can live up to the hype!

Happy New Noes!!!!!!

Gx

Hey fellow geeks, I once saw a hooker and it said it loved me. I felt warm inside.
PEW PEW PEW!

happy new years!

happy new year everyone

@19 its an "and" and Forrest

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is precisely the situation represented in that scene from the movie Tender Dracula when the drunken overdubbed make up artists and the drunk french actresses take a detour off the highway through an old mining town full of hillbillies. They fail to observe a stop sign, speed, and are stopped by a local cop. He takes them to a freakish mansion surrounded by junk where the local judge is insane and falling to pieces physically.
He opens a trap door in the floor and intends to keep them there.
One of the drunken overdubbed make up artists later escapes the bone shredder 2000, despite it looking like a fair ground ride.

@23. Thanks dick! :-)

W0w sou muhch trashe talkin,,all u retardes need tu wake up,and go tu scholl.to , learn , again, : _-}

@18

No, it would not be "you're." You're is a conjunction for "you are," while "your" is possessive, hence "your grammar." The "grammar dick" was actually correct.

But Daisy does need to work on her grammar. "Shadows" obviously does not need an apostrophe (this has bothered me for quite some time). I'm sure there are others who can help her with the rest.

yeah happy new years got my pockets stashed with weed!! yay im from holland so its legal!! yay for me 2009 is gonna rock out!

I need me some Lasik too. Happy New years everybody.

@27 The "you're" is for the second instance of the word; "...if your going to use..." you retarded f***.

Didn't make it, guys...

#30 is correct. You would say 'your' possessively, but 'you're' would be proper in "Number 27, you're a moron."

Happy New Year to all, I've just now been able to hold down food, gotta love the NY hangover...

To answer the resolution question - I don't have one! HA!

18/Jim --

I disagree i dont think the comma should be placed before the and in your sentence either.

// Did some research, what you're describing is a Serial Comma:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_comma

Interesting grammatical read, i guess it comes down which you want to use.

LAST!

@27, Daisy types 'shadow's' in a self-parodying kind of way, I'm sure.

+HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL! =D!

LAST

Daisy you rock! don't mind the haters! :)

it is already 9 years into the future and i still dont have a robot sex slave.
c'mon scientists!

My resolution is to not post on geekologie again!...I mean...oh damn! Not the first I've broken this year. Did you know that one percent of 2009 is already down the loo? Freaky, huh?
Yes, and Daisy's apostrophe is inspired by MY own hand by commenting on the fake Daisy's accidental apostrophe. You see, when I had mentioned the error, (s)he began using it to try to unbalance the act. Tricky you are Mr(s). Daisy! Still, you are the most (in)famous geekologie poster in recent history (besides McGloin..who, consequently, has had many imposters use his/her name as well. It is the highest form of flattery you know, so let's stop flatterizing the less fortunate, shalln't we? Yes, let's do.)
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

My resolution is to not post on geekologie again!...I mean...oh damn! Not the first I've broken this year. Did you know that one percent of 2009 is already down the loo? Freaky, huh?
Yes, and Daisy's apostrophe is inspired by MY own hand by commenting on the fake Daisy's accidental apostrophe. You see, when I had mentioned the error, (s)he began using it to try to unbalance the act. Tricky you are Mr(s). Daisy! Still, you are the most (in)famous geekologie poster in recent history (besides McGloin..who, consequently, has had many imposters use his/her name as well. It is the highest form of flattery you know, so let's stop flatterizing the less fortunate, shalln't we? Yes, let's do.)
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

i would say daisy is jut a spammer she always say every photo is fake

and happy new years 2009 from the first person

whats all ur resolutions