Dec 31 2008Eff 2008, Bring On 2009: Happy New Year!

Well folks, we survived another year. Amazing, I know. It's been one hell of a time, and I have every reason to believe 2009 is going to rock the track pants and Members Only jacket off 2008.
Happy New Year! See you in 2020! And by 2020 I mean after my Lasik surgery. HIYO!
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Reader Comments
1. My Tranl - December 31, 2008 10:32 PM
first!!
happy new year from my tran in davis california
2. bubba - December 31, 2008 10:41 PM
happy new year to all you geeky mother- shut your mouth
i was just talkin bout the new year
3. vegas baby - December 31, 2008 10:52 PM
happy new years from vegas. Im about to go to the strip loaded to the teeth. by loaded I mean I have about 20 shrooms, half an ounce of coke at least $40 of chronic and beer. im doing the shrooms on the drive their and if shit gets crazy ill do the coke
4. Anders - December 31, 2008 11:15 PM
My pants rockrd off in 2008 - Can you get me new ones?
5. Daisy - December 31, 2008 11:17 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja's car broke down and they ended up at the house of some weird transvestite. They sung and danced and had fun, and then the transvestite went in a ship to outer space, and said Happy New Years.
6. Book - January 1, 2009 12:07 AM
FIRST of the new year!
7. DrNecropolis - January 1, 2009 12:20 AM
Happy New Years and a big ole' toast to everybody. Rock and ROll Happy New Year!!! etc...
8. FunkyFresh - January 1, 2009 1:07 AM
First to call daisy stupid for 2009! yay me!
9. Dandi <> - January 1, 2009 1:10 AM
Work on your grammar in 2009 Daisy, if your going to use a comma don't follow it by the word 'and' :)
10. russian dude - January 1, 2009 1:54 AM
#8 - You owe me 50 rubles for use of my smiley face.
11. russian dude - January 1, 2009 1:55 AM
I mean #9, Time to stop drinking vodka.
12. My Tran - January 1, 2009 3:06 AM
i would say daisy is jut a spammer she always say every photo is fake
and happy new years 2009 from the first person
whats all ur resolutions
13. My Tran - January 1, 2009 3:09 AM
lol at # 10 i thought the guy who patent it was a british person not russian lol
14. Franchesca - January 1, 2009 3:35 AM
Happy new year from Mex :D!
15. Malicious Lingerer - January 1, 2009 3:56 AM
Happy new year geekologie writer!! greetings from mexicoo and thanks for making 2008 a year full of geeky news and penis jokes!
16. Eru - January 1, 2009 6:23 AM
Happy New Year!
This year I am not wearing any pants. Where is your god now?
17. russian dude - January 1, 2009 8:41 AM
#14 - you owe me 50 rubles too for using my smiley face.
#13 - I am still and will always be russian
18. Catness - January 1, 2009 10:02 AM
@9 - don't you mean you're?
If you're going to be a grammar dick, do it properly.
19. Jim - January 1, 2009 11:02 AM
@9 Technically, you can place and "and" after a comma. For example: You're a retard, a loser, AND a fat ass.
I personally like Daisy. Each of her posts are different. Perhaps some readers can't read more than the opening sentence without having a Forest Gump moment. In all honesty, her posts have shown more wit and humor than the writers of these blogs!
Finally, Happy New Year. 2008 was a great year. I hope 2009 can live up to the hype!
20. Adra - January 1, 2009 11:45 AM
Happy New Noes!!!!!!
Gx
21. boxofwine - January 1, 2009 12:14 PM
Hey fellow geeks, I once saw a hooker and it said it loved me. I felt warm inside.
PEW PEW PEW!
happy new years!
22. fleity - January 1, 2009 12:26 PM
happy new year everyone
23. yeah - January 1, 2009 1:13 PM
@19 its an "and" and Forrest
24. Spam Artist - January 1, 2009 1:19 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is precisely the situation represented in that scene from the movie Tender Dracula when the drunken overdubbed make up artists and the drunk french actresses take a detour off the highway through an old mining town full of hillbillies. They fail to observe a stop sign, speed, and are stopped by a local cop. He takes them to a freakish mansion surrounded by junk where the local judge is insane and falling to pieces physically.
He opens a trap door in the floor and intends to keep them there.
One of the drunken overdubbed make up artists later escapes the bone shredder 2000, despite it looking like a fair ground ride.
25. Jim - January 1, 2009 2:17 PM
@23. Thanks dick! :-)
26. hugegirl - January 1, 2009 3:00 PM
W0w sou muhch trashe talkin,,all u retardes need tu wake up,and go tu scholl.to , learn , again, : _-}
27. grammar police - January 1, 2009 3:35 PM
@18
No, it would not be "you're." You're is a conjunction for "you are," while "your" is possessive, hence "your grammar." The "grammar dick" was actually correct.
But Daisy does need to work on her grammar. "Shadows" obviously does not need an apostrophe (this has bothered me for quite some time). I'm sure there are others who can help her with the rest.
28. shaunjon - January 1, 2009 4:10 PM
yeah happy new years got my pockets stashed with weed!! yay im from holland so its legal!! yay for me 2009 is gonna rock out!
29. Tony Huynh - January 1, 2009 4:27 PM
I need me some Lasik too. Happy New years everybody.
30. Jim - January 1, 2009 4:53 PM
@27 The "you're" is for the second instance of the word; "...if your going to use..." you retarded f***.
31. Heath Ledger - January 1, 2009 7:21 PM
Didn't make it, guys...
32. Buddy Love - January 1, 2009 7:23 PM
#30 is correct. You would say 'your' possessively, but 'you're' would be proper in "Number 27, you're a moron."
33. Thumperchica - January 1, 2009 7:53 PM
Happy New Year to all, I've just now been able to hold down food, gotta love the NY hangover...
To answer the resolution question - I don't have one! HA!
34. Dandi <> - January 1, 2009 8:44 PM
18/Jim --
I disagree i dont think the comma should be placed before the and in your sentence either.
// Did some research, what you're describing is a Serial Comma:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_comma
Interesting grammatical read, i guess it comes down which you want to use.
35. E - January 1, 2009 10:14 PM
LAST!
36. DJ Tyrannosaur - January 1, 2009 11:15 PM
@27, Daisy types 'shadow's' in a self-parodying kind of way, I'm sure.
+HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL! =D!
37. E - January 2, 2009 3:12 AM
LAST
38. shai - January 2, 2009 12:38 PM
Daisy you rock! don't mind the haters! :)
39. jizzy - January 2, 2009 2:43 PM
it is already 9 years into the future and i still dont have a robot sex slave.
c'mon scientists!
40. PLEEEZE! - January 5, 2009 11:16 AM
My resolution is to not post on geekologie again!...I mean...oh damn! Not the first I've broken this year. Did you know that one percent of 2009 is already down the loo? Freaky, huh?
Yes, and Daisy's apostrophe is inspired by MY own hand by commenting on the fake Daisy's accidental apostrophe. You see, when I had mentioned the error, (s)he began using it to try to unbalance the act. Tricky you are Mr(s). Daisy! Still, you are the most (in)famous geekologie poster in recent history (besides McGloin..who, consequently, has had many imposters use his/her name as well. It is the highest form of flattery you know, so let's stop flatterizing the less fortunate, shalln't we? Yes, let's do.)
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
41. PLEEEZE! - January 5, 2009 11:16 AM
My resolution is to not post on geekologie again!...I mean...oh damn! Not the first I've broken this year. Did you know that one percent of 2009 is already down the loo? Freaky, huh?
Yes, and Daisy's apostrophe is inspired by MY own hand by commenting on the fake Daisy's accidental apostrophe. You see, when I had mentioned the error, (s)he began using it to try to unbalance the act. Tricky you are Mr(s). Daisy! Still, you are the most (in)famous geekologie poster in recent history (besides McGloin..who, consequently, has had many imposters use his/her name as well. It is the highest form of flattery you know, so let's stop flatterizing the less fortunate, shalln't we? Yes, let's do.)
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
42. godugg - September 29, 2009 10:28 AM
i would say daisy is jut a spammer she always say every photo is fake
and happy new years 2009 from the first person
whats all ur resolutions
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