Eff 2008, Bring On 2009: Happy New Year!

Well folks, we survived another year. Amazing, I know. It's been one hell of a time, and I have every reason to believe 2009 is going to rock the track pants and Members Only jacket off 2008.
Happy New Year! See you in 2020! And by 2020 I mean after my Lasik surgery. HIYO!
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Protection Sock: The Sock That's Worn As A Shoe
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This Guy Built His Dog A Robotic Friend For Company
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Mattel Releasing Iffy BTTF2 Hoverboard Replicas
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Crack Is Back!: The Buttcrack Cleavage Dress
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Don't Stop There -- Keep Going!: This Rock Rolled Across The Moon Some 50-100 Million Years Ago
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Sleeping With Sith: Darth Maul Lightsaber Nightlight
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OMG, I'm Gonna Put TONS Of Eyes Out: DIY Airsoft Machine Gun Made With Air Compressor & Soda Bottle
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"Cloud Tsunami" Rolls Over Panama City Beach
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