Dec 26 2008eBay: Pocket Sized Vampire Hunting Kit
Well we've already seen a $15,000 full-sized vampire killing kit. But what if you want something smaller? You know, a little vampire protection that'll fit in your pocket or man-purse? Enter the Vintage Pocket Sized Vampire Slaying Kit.
This is a Vampire killing kit that will travel with you, cause you never know when you may need it. It measures 6 5/8 inches long, and 1 1/4 inch square. One of a kind for sure.
The crucifix is from Paris, as stamped on the back of it, and it is obviously old. The Box also appears very old. The vials are brass, and contain Holy Water in the one with the copper tag with the "H" stamped on it, and the other vial has "G"stamped on it for garlic. The vial corks are sealed in red wax. A small wooden stake completes the set. A "V" is stamped on the copper plate on top for "Vampire".The parts, crucifix, wood box, screws, and metals used are old and tarnished, and most parts of the set are vintage.
Eh, I'd make my own if I were you. But $20 isn't too bad if you're lazy. You just better hope that holy water isn't urine. I hear vampires love that shit. And speaking of vampires -- the lead in Twilight, so dreamy.*
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Hit the jump for a couple more pictures of the kit, and a link to the auction.
Thanks to joey, who doesn't need a kit because he kills vampires with his UV-light blasting penis.
Reader Comments
1. known - December 26, 2008 1:14 PM
I already have a full-blown vampire hunting kit, but this could be useful around the kitchen
2. known - December 26, 2008 1:15 PM
Make it a good one Daisy
3. Mel - December 26, 2008 1:19 PM
A world with a more effeminate Geekologie writer is a world I don't want to live in.
4. Moose Knuckle - December 26, 2008 1:29 PM
Sigh... just the mere mention of slaying calls to mind visions of Sarah Michelle Geller and Eliza Dushku duking it out. Fists flailing, hair tossing, their sweaty bodies grabbing and clutching at each other, moaning and panting and-
I think I need some "me" time, excuse me.
5. Chaos The Hedgehog - December 26, 2008 1:32 PM
daisy post or else i will keel you till your dead, thats even worse
6. Pew³ - December 26, 2008 1:45 PM
Good job guys. Daisy is a vampire and can't post on this comment unless you invite her to.
7. rainbowcinderellageek - December 26, 2008 1:51 PM
I already have an older one but this will be good to store under my car seat, with my zombie survial guide.
why are we inviting daisy to post now? did i miss something?
8. Edward Cullen - December 26, 2008 2:04 PM
It's not that easy to kill a vampire. Now excuse me while I slip my ice cold dick into some human vag.
9. Thumperchica - December 26, 2008 2:10 PM
@3 - DITTO
@8 - Well, ice cubes are supposed to be arousing...
Um, that stake doesn't look like it would hold up.
10. known - December 26, 2008 2:24 PM
#7: The Zombie Survivor Guide is a must in every home, you have great taste
11. Mr. Man - December 26, 2008 2:50 PM
I have a modern vampire hunting kit with a pump and iv to drain the creep and sell his blood. get with it.
12. B - December 26, 2008 3:23 PM
Why no, that's NOT a pocket-sized vampire hunting kit in my pocket, though it does measure 6 5/8 inches long and 1 1/4 inch around. *ahem* Ladies.
13. Spam Artist - December 26, 2008 4:26 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is clearly fake. The shadows are ALL wrong.
This was never in a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
Dracula banned it due to deeply held beliefs in the rights of vampires.
14. LSDiesel - December 26, 2008 5:49 PM
@13, You're a failure. On so many different levels.
15. Brian - December 26, 2008 5:55 PM
Most of these "vintage" vampire slaying kits turn out to be modern forgeries made with vintage parts...
16. Daisy - December 26, 2008 6:07 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max's grandfather from New Zealand goes to Utah in America sets the world speed record on a motorcycle he built himself.
17. mike - December 26, 2008 9:36 PM
obviously this is a modern creation with vintage parts. do you think they would start the bidding at 19.99 if it was real? They only claim it HAS vintage parts, they do not claim it to be original. They say "most of the parts are vintage or antique", anyone can see that means it is a modern creation. So for 19.99 seems fair for a working kit, looks like now its about 50 bucks.
18. Brian - December 27, 2008 3:20 PM
@17
Even some of the ones that go for tens of thousands on ebay turn out to be misrepresented as authentic... The Mercer Museum just figured out they had a forgery.
I was just speaking in generalities.... not necessarily about this specific one.