Dec 9 2008Don't Stand Too Close To A Cuckoo Speaker!
The cuckoo speaker may look like an ordinary speaker, but when the music gets loud enough the speaker in the bottom pops out like one of those spring-loaded boxing gloves! I bet it sounds like shit! But regardless, to compliment the speaker, I've come up with a similar idea for televisions. Check this out: so it looks like a regular TV, right? But when there are naked chicks on the screen my pants shoot off! Move over Thomas Edison, your ass just got invented son!
Cuckoo Loudspeaker pushes the speaker into the room [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. lols - December 9, 2008 1:18 PM
that's kinda cool
2. Gego - December 9, 2008 1:18 PM
What if Im dancing and I get smacked in the face?
3. Gizmo Mogato - December 9, 2008 1:23 PM
I swear to god, I saw this thing once at a Bar Mitzvah.
It knocked out the Rabbi after circumcising himself near the speaker.
Note to self: Get Bose speakers... Not those big ones.
4. testa - December 9, 2008 1:23 PM
3rd!
5. testa - December 9, 2008 1:24 PM
damnit!
6. your mom - December 9, 2008 1:24 PM
@ 2-then your dumb ass is dancing too close to the speaker! You're [i]that[/i] guy aren't you?
7. Hannukah Montana - December 9, 2008 1:28 PM
F***!!!
Them speakers be tight, cuz. Imma get me one 'a those.
I be like jammin in my automobile and when the red light flashes, them bitches be poppin through my hood! Wang wang wang wang!
Buttf***ers don't need this.
8. Daisy - December 9, 2008 1:31 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max plugged his electric guitar into the amp at Baja's house and turned it all the way up. He played one chord and got knocked on his ass.
9. PLEEEZE! - December 9, 2008 1:33 PM
Perfect! Stand your mother in law next to it, crank up the volume, and voila!
10. Dirty Paul - December 9, 2008 1:33 PM
@2 - it means I'm there and I had an extra hamburger.
11. known - December 9, 2008 1:43 PM
cuckoo speakers..... why?
8: weak
10: hehehe, nice
12. lisasimpson - December 9, 2008 1:46 PM
If someone got some Rick Astley on those speakers it would bring a whole new meaning to rick-rolling.
Awesome.
13. dwan - December 9, 2008 1:48 PM
French brigade again. Actually, the speakers can pop out individually, each one producing a "cuckoo" sound relative to its size (low cuckoo, medium-pitched cuckoo, high cuckoo).
14. Thumperchica - December 9, 2008 2:11 PM
@10- it's supposed to be a cheeseburger...
These speakers... are... ghey... If they're going to do that, something should pop out and like, seltzer spritz people...
15. Beev - December 9, 2008 2:15 PM
Sweet! My speakers on Geekologie! Thanks, GW.
I'm trying to close a deal with Crutchfield... this will definitely help.
16. Mcfeely Smackup - December 9, 2008 3:18 PM
Beev, I think you said "crutchfield" when you meant to say "City Dump"
These would be utterly useless as actual speakers.
17. julie - December 10, 2008 4:41 AM
just checking
18. Edward - December 10, 2008 6:48 AM
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19. hanenbro - March 18, 2009 5:27 PM
ComplEment, GW, not compliment.
20. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 5:55 AM
ComplEment, GW, not compliment.