Ninja Turtle + Poodle = TMNToodle, WTFoodle, Wrong, Just Plain Wrong

Wow. That poor f***er.

And if you think Leonardoodle there has it rough, just hit the jump to see a UFOodle, Chickoodle, Peadoodle, Camoodle, and Dragoodle.

Creative Grooming [pinkcoyote]
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Someone call PETA. Now. [splicetoday]
Thanks to "I like turtles!" Andrew, who once shaved his turtle to look like a poodle.

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