Dec 23 2008Cannibals: Japanese People Taste The Best

That's right folks: according to the cannibals of Papua New Guinea, the Japanese are delicious.
Anthropologist Olga Ammann describes it more succinctly in the book. She quotes people who have eaten other humans: "The meat of white people smells too strongly and is too salty."
The Japanese are meant to taste the best, according to her study - the only thing that beats it is the meat of their own women.
Mmmm, I'm with them on that. There's nothing better than roast beef. And the guy in the picture? Best jerky ever.
"Japanese people taste the best - whites are too salty!" [bild]
Thanks to GRRR, who knows what Bald Eagle tastes like.
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Reader Comments
1. Peter - December 23, 2008 7:01 PM
I'd make love to it
2. known - December 23, 2008 7:03 PM
Definitely, me too.
3. Pew³ - December 23, 2008 7:10 PM
Wait a minute!!!!!
White people smell too much and are too salty?!?!?
Havent these people even been in a liquor store? The guy behind the counter isn't white, and you can smell him from the front door.
4. Thisgirl! - December 23, 2008 7:11 PM
first of all thats just wrong!
But they didn't tell us if people have white and dark meet like on a chicken? Oh well i guess we are bound to be like the cows..
5. Pew³ - December 23, 2008 7:12 PM
Come to think of it, I have had some Japanese pink taco. It was pretty tasty.
Now I want to taste some Papua pink taco!
6. MasterBates - December 23, 2008 7:14 PM
The best meat ever?? MY PENIS
7. I'm a Computer - December 23, 2008 7:34 PM
human flesh is too fibrous for me. unless its a female japanese baby human, preferably aged under 3 months. and marinated overnight in soy sauce, onions, and kc masterpiece seasoning.
8. C-Basstian - December 23, 2008 7:35 PM
they should make a human meat house
9. C-Basstian - December 23, 2008 7:37 PM
you know...for the holidays
10. Moose Knuckle - December 23, 2008 8:02 PM
Even if japanese people do taste better, if you eat one you'll be hungry in less than an hour...
11. Dani - December 23, 2008 8:06 PM
Obviously they taste best... They're grain fed.
12. blp - December 23, 2008 8:21 PM
I dare one of those little freaks to take one bite out of this smelly salty white dude in 48 hours. He'll get alcohol poisoning!
13. DJ Tyrannosaur - December 23, 2008 8:23 PM
All humans taste a little like pork though. The Polynesians used to cook humans in the same ovens they did boars and called the humans 'long pig'. And any soldier who's smelled burning flesh will tell you it smells like pork.
I don't know how that sits with me, being tasty.
14. Daisy - December 23, 2008 9:47 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max sees to cannibals eating a clown. One say to the other, he tastes funny.
15. Mr.Asshole - December 23, 2008 9:52 PM
That deceased mangled corpse up there gave me a major hard-on.
16. mark - December 23, 2008 10:37 PM
whew@,,,
Dont wanna try it..
17. Pozzy - December 23, 2008 10:44 PM
Yepper I've got to admit, Japanese women taste GREAT!
18. Spider - December 24, 2008 4:13 AM
@10 HIGH FIVE!!!
and black ppl prolly taste like chicken
and Mexicans are too spicy for their liking
19. Adra - December 24, 2008 5:23 AM
Buts whats worse in British society, eating a person convicted of sexual abuse or eating a kittens face in front of young children? Hmm its a tricky one. Either way...nomnomnom
Gx
20. Dandi <> - December 24, 2008 5:25 AM
Gah get over the 'never back down' joke....
Was funny first few months but now seriously lame, i dont know how you can bring yourself to post such bad humor.
Get a new meme !!
21. Timbo - December 24, 2008 8:14 AM
The jokes for this post are just too easy....
22. FluffDog - December 24, 2008 8:47 AM
And that is why white people are really called crackers...
23. Thumperchica - December 24, 2008 9:56 AM
Umm... no.
24. Douche McAllister - December 24, 2008 9:59 AM
Guest: "Where did you get this delicious Christmas ham?"
Host: "This? Oh...I got it at Eddie's."
Guest: "Eddie's? Never heard of it. Is that a new store?"
Host: "No silly, Eddie is my neighbor."
Guest: "Well that was mighty white of him to give you a ham for Christmas."
Host: "Well...He didn't give it up easily. Long story short, I kinda took it off of him." *chortles*
Guest: "Why are you laughing?"
Host: "Shut up or you're next!"
25. Gizmoduck - December 24, 2008 10:03 AM
i don't want to get eaten and shitz.
folks its christmas eve, 9:02 am my time and I am drunk.
happy chirstmas eve and don't eat me
26. Panther - December 24, 2008 10:35 AM
Mmm.. NOMNOM.. whats up with the laurel on the crispy dude.. is that Jesus jerky?
27. poop - December 24, 2008 1:31 PM
Now here's something to use with that semen recipe cook book. GROSS!!!
28. Moose Knuckle - December 24, 2008 1:34 PM
Funny... I thought most girls like gettin' eaten...
29. NastyBedazzler - December 24, 2008 3:46 PM
That picture for this post is incredibly awesome.
30. Daisy Sucks Ballz - December 24, 2008 4:00 PM
A cannibal is sitting on the road beside a huge pile of shit with a sad expression on his face. Another cannibal walks past him and asks, "why so glum?" The first cannibal responds, "I just dumped my girlfriend."
31. greg - December 26, 2008 8:09 AM
I saw at Discovery that human meat are sweet.
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33. phoenixx100 - September 21, 2009 3:05 AM
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34. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 4:37 AM
But they didn't tell us if people have white and dark meet like on a chicken? Oh well i guess we are bound to be like the cows..