Dec 23 2008Cannibals: Japanese People Taste The Best

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That's right folks: according to the cannibals of Papua New Guinea, the Japanese are delicious.

Anthropologist Olga Ammann describes it more succinctly in the book. She quotes people who have eaten other humans: "The meat of white people smells too strongly and is too salty."


The Japanese are meant to taste the best, according to her study - the only thing that beats it is the meat of their own women.

Mmmm, I'm with them on that. There's nothing better than roast beef. And the guy in the picture? Best jerky ever.

"Japanese people taste the best - whites are too salty!" [bild]

Thanks to GRRR, who knows what Bald Eagle tastes like.

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I'd make love to it

Definitely, me too.

Wait a minute!!!!!

White people smell too much and are too salty?!?!?

Havent these people even been in a liquor store? The guy behind the counter isn't white, and you can smell him from the front door.

first of all thats just wrong!

But they didn't tell us if people have white and dark meet like on a chicken? Oh well i guess we are bound to be like the cows..

Come to think of it, I have had some Japanese pink taco. It was pretty tasty.

Now I want to taste some Papua pink taco!

The best meat ever?? MY PENIS

human flesh is too fibrous for me. unless its a female japanese baby human, preferably aged under 3 months. and marinated overnight in soy sauce, onions, and kc masterpiece seasoning.

they should make a human meat house

you know...for the holidays

Even if japanese people do taste better, if you eat one you'll be hungry in less than an hour...

Obviously they taste best... They're grain fed.

I dare one of those little freaks to take one bite out of this smelly salty white dude in 48 hours. He'll get alcohol poisoning!

All humans taste a little like pork though. The Polynesians used to cook humans in the same ovens they did boars and called the humans 'long pig'. And any soldier who's smelled burning flesh will tell you it smells like pork.
I don't know how that sits with me, being tasty.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max sees to cannibals eating a clown. One say to the other, he tastes funny.

That deceased mangled corpse up there gave me a major hard-on.

whew@,,,

Dont wanna try it..

Yepper I've got to admit, Japanese women taste GREAT!

@10 HIGH FIVE!!!

and black ppl prolly taste like chicken


and Mexicans are too spicy for their liking

Buts whats worse in British society, eating a person convicted of sexual abuse or eating a kittens face in front of young children? Hmm its a tricky one. Either way...nomnomnom

Gx

Gah get over the 'never back down' joke....

Was funny first few months but now seriously lame, i dont know how you can bring yourself to post such bad humor.

Get a new meme !!

The jokes for this post are just too easy....

And that is why white people are really called crackers...

Umm... no.

Guest: "Where did you get this delicious Christmas ham?"

Host: "This? Oh...I got it at Eddie's."

Guest: "Eddie's? Never heard of it. Is that a new store?"

Host: "No silly, Eddie is my neighbor."

Guest: "Well that was mighty white of him to give you a ham for Christmas."

Host: "Well...He didn't give it up easily. Long story short, I kinda took it off of him." *chortles*

Guest: "Why are you laughing?"

Host: "Shut up or you're next!"

i don't want to get eaten and shitz.

folks its christmas eve, 9:02 am my time and I am drunk.

happy chirstmas eve and don't eat me

Mmm.. NOMNOM.. whats up with the laurel on the crispy dude.. is that Jesus jerky?

Now here's something to use with that semen recipe cook book. GROSS!!!

Funny... I thought most girls like gettin' eaten...

That picture for this post is incredibly awesome.

A cannibal is sitting on the road beside a huge pile of shit with a sad expression on his face. Another cannibal walks past him and asks, "why so glum?" The first cannibal responds, "I just dumped my girlfriend."

I saw at Discovery that human meat are sweet.

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But they didn't tell us if people have white and dark meet like on a chicken? Oh well i guess we are bound to be like the cows..

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