Cannibals: Japanese People Taste The Best

That's right folks: according to the cannibals of Papua New Guinea, the Japanese are delicious.

Anthropologist Olga Ammann describes it more succinctly in the book. She quotes people who have eaten other humans: "The meat of white people smells too strongly and is too salty."

The Japanese are meant to taste the best, according to her study - the only thing that beats it is the meat of their own women.

Mmmm, I'm with them on that. There's nothing better than roast beef. And the guy in the picture? Best jerky ever.

"Japanese people taste the best - whites are too salty!" [bild]

Thanks to GRRR, who knows what Bald Eagle tastes like.

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