Dec 19 2008Burger King Makes Flame Broiled Cologne
That's right folks, Burger King has come out with a cologne. Appropriately named Flame, 5ml bottles cost a staggering $4 and allegedly contain the intoxicating odor of flame-broiled burger. Mmmm.
On firemeetsdesire.com, Burger King takes pains make satire of the "sexy is serious" stylings of other fragrance campaigns, offering this description of the scent against a chic black background: "The WHOPPER sandwich is America's favorite burger. FLAME by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."
Alternatively, just rub yourself down with an actual burger. Hello ladies! What, you never seen a guy with a pickle on his neck?
Appetite for seduction: BK's new fragrance [msnbc]
Thanks to Rosie, Jaik and Thomas, who are waiting for eau de chicken nuggets. And Daisy, who stresses NO, NOT THAT DAISY!
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Reader Comments
1. Douche McAllister - December 19, 2008 9:49 AM
Meaty First!
2. MrMaclean - December 19, 2008 9:59 AM
nom nom nom!!!!
3. asshayt - December 19, 2008 10:00 AM
FAKE!
This is just like that asshat Daisy who you can tell is fake because the shadows make her look like an asshat.
Also, it has nothing to do with the film Never Back Down, as no one ever saw that piece of shit.
4. smurfdude50 - December 19, 2008 10:01 AM
Is this just made of the fat that comes off the "meat"?
5. Daisy - December 19, 2008 10:02 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
TYhis is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja told Max she loves the smell of Del Tacos. So he smeared some taco on himself one day when they were going on a hike, thinking it would make him irresistible to her. Unfortunatly Dan and Larry were hiking ahead of them and Dan's odor was so bad that Baja couldn't smell Max at all.
6. sirrix - December 19, 2008 10:15 AM
Oh man - you gave more fuel to the Daisy fire with that one, and she is too stupid to even realize it. I do love how she keeps putting an apostrophe after shadow. Brilliant. Cunt.
7. Phillynate - December 19, 2008 10:34 AM
I'd be affraid that I'd take a bite out of somebody.
8. Gizmoduck - December 19, 2008 10:51 AM
that is a steamy picture of the king.
the bear rug just make the room
9. Sharla - December 19, 2008 10:56 AM
Picture is kinda creepy... and why do I want anyone smelling like a burger???
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com
10. che-che - December 19, 2008 11:29 AM
so iwas excited about the burger king, then i clicked on sharlas link and it had photos of maggie gyllinhalkelcllllllllllllllll, and that girl makes my dick soft...softer.
can't wait to have the kings, meat in my mouth!
11. Poison - December 19, 2008 11:57 AM
That just sounds like a whole bag of sexy. Although you might have to hide yourself from the people driving fat-o-rounds when it's lunch time. How ironic would it be if one were to attract a vegetarian with this scent?
And Daisy... Chuck Norris hates you.
12. Zack - December 19, 2008 12:06 PM
i really dont get the daisy hate. her comments are usually pretty effing entertaining if u try reading them...even tho i know its hard with our tv robot low attention span brains.
ON ANOTHER SUBJECT
id spray myself up and down with that deliciousness if itll get me in with big man meesta BK
look at those legs MM
13. Thumperchica - December 19, 2008 12:36 PM
Why does this remind me of the guy hitting his chick in the face with a cheeseburger??????? Perhaps now we know what REALLY caused that fight, the BK walked by wearing some hot juicy burger cologne and the bf got jealous... "You want cheeseburger bitch? I GOT YOUR CHEESEBURGER!"
14. Jo Mama - December 19, 2008 12:52 PM
Annnnnd its SOLD OUT. Damn.
15. Spider - December 19, 2008 3:58 PM
so up to like 5 seconds ago I didn't even know what Never back Down was, and now that I've googled it, not only have I wasted a whole minute of my life, but it ads on to the stupidity cuz even thou I never saw that movie IT HAS PIECE OF SHIT WRITTEN ALL OVER IT
16. Franchesca - December 19, 2008 5:00 PM
there's nothing sexier than a man who smells like a whopper.
french fries deodorant!
mmm! ♥
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17. Ollie Williams - December 19, 2008 5:40 PM
@15
If you plan on hanging around, better get used to it brother.
18. Greg - December 19, 2008 6:15 PM
Someone's going to wear this while camping and get mauled by a bear...
19. Paulie - December 20, 2008 1:02 AM
You know it would have become the scent most associated with millions of first kisses for today's preteen set.
I know if I was 13 and trying to cover my funk, I'd do it with some meaty aroma.
Of course, being a fat guy, I usually smell like hamburger anyway.
Maybe that's what it is...bottled fat sweat.
20. Jeff - December 22, 2008 12:43 AM
This is disgusting. The "KING" selling cologne? The website shows the "KING" reading the bible naked by the fire. Another scene shows a woman downing glass after glass of champagne
Hey KIDS,when you grow up do you want to be a womanizing "KING" who lathers himself with burgers, seductress women by pouring booze down their throat and reads his BIBLE?
I thought Ronald MC Donald was bad enough.
PARENTS PLEASE READ BETWEEN THE LINES! What is the world coming to?
21. Deborah - December 30, 2008 11:45 PM
Sounds kind of gay! For one thing who wants to smell like Burger King, if I did I would probably be licking myself for hours, just kidding I hate Burger King. The King seems to be some kind of prostitute, Spend Your Nights With The King, so some big guy wearing a plastic mask is going to showup in my bed without me hearing anything because I bought a sandwhich. The first thing I would ask is, who the HELL ARE YOu, and wonder where he got that smile, oh god my bum feels a little numb lol.
22. Katie - January 5, 2009 9:27 PM
To find out what Flame REALLY smells like check out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXglHpoUJI
or head on over to www.katiepuckriksmells.com
23. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 2:03 AM
Is this just made of the fat that comes off the "meat"?
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