Dec 23 2008Building A Low Carb Gingerbread House
With meat instead of gingerbread! And not just any meat -- deliciously processed meat. Mmmm! The whole abode is held together with a delectable mortar, which you can make yourself using the following recipe:
Wifezilla's Low carb "Meat House" Mortar2 8oz packages of cream cheese
1/4 cup palm oil
1 package onion soup mix
Blend all ingredients together until smooth and creamy. All to sit in the refrigerator for an hour or so to let the onion flavor blend with the cheese.
Mix that shit up, throw some sausage logs and Slim Jims together, and BAM! -- your very own meat cabin. And speaking of which, I once stayed with twelve other dudes in a single room on a ski trip. It was homoerotic to say the least. A full blown orgy complete with ski poles and goggles to say the most.
Hit the jump for a couple more of the yummy.
Low carb gingerbread house [examiner]
Thanks to Icey, who knocked the third little pig's house down with wrecking ball and then ate the delicious bastard.
Reader Comments
1. Twisted - December 23, 2008 2:21 PM
disgusting
2. Bailzebub - December 23, 2008 2:23 PM
@1 ... i think you pronounced that wrong, it's supposed to be "delicious"
3. C-Basstian - December 23, 2008 2:24 PM
it looks like a house made of man parts
4. Ollie Williams - December 23, 2008 2:27 PM
The saturated fat content outweighs any low carb benefit that could possibly hold.
5. Timbo - December 23, 2008 2:28 PM
I just threw up in my mouth...
6. known - December 23, 2008 2:30 PM
pass.... Yeah it looks pretty gross, definitely not worth the heart problems either
7. wiinja - December 23, 2008 2:30 PM
and i didn't think it could get any better than the cake burger
8. Timbo - December 23, 2008 2:31 PM
It looks like testicles on the roof....
9. Mr. Man - December 23, 2008 2:34 PM
kinda looks like the "log" house I made in the toilet this morning...except mine had corn shingles instead of almonds.
10. Daisy - December 23, 2008 2:37 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got sucked into making gingerbread houses with Baja so instead of making the normal shanty like structures he made one that looked like K-9 and another that looked like a star wars ship. Baja thought they were terribly creative and took pictures that she sent to her friends.
Later Max found out these pictures were posted on some crappy website and he was terribly embarrassed.
11. Panda - December 23, 2008 2:39 PM
SAUSAGE FEST, OR IS IT SAUSAGE FEAST?
12. Joker - December 23, 2008 2:39 PM
meat=good thats all that needs to be said
13. Lizzard - December 23, 2008 2:45 PM
Why is it shingled with nuts? Pepperoni slices would make more sense.
14. Ollie Williams - December 23, 2008 3:00 PM
@13
They gotta mix it up somehow.
15. Douche McAllister - December 23, 2008 3:05 PM
And to think, it only costs $65.43 to make! What a deal!
16. Me - December 23, 2008 3:13 PM
Thatsa definite pew pewk
17. Icey - December 23, 2008 3:17 PM
Haha, I'm a vegetarian!
18. Lingguini - December 23, 2008 3:21 PM
I'd love to cut those pepperoni on top.
My wife's gonna make me one today. Yum!
"Ah f***!!! What the f...."
"Did you just cut my... Oh god."
19. Icey - December 23, 2008 3:23 PM
Haha, I'm a queer!
20. Davo - December 23, 2008 3:33 PM
I'll show you some of MY tasty meat mortar, PEW PEW PEW!! No onion soup mix needed, but I DO use 1/4 palm with oil, get it? PEW!
21. chickdowntown - December 23, 2008 4:17 PM
What is that, Jack Links Beef Jerky? Last time I opened up a bag of that stuff, I got attacked by a sasquatch! Careful with that stuff.
22. DJ Tyrannosaur - December 23, 2008 4:49 PM
*blows load*
23. Pew³ - December 23, 2008 5:54 PM
I just had a huge lunch so that doesn't look very appetizing...
...so just a small slice for me please.
Pew®
24. SiGee - December 30, 2008 5:36 PM
nasty... just nasty
25. Online Weight Loss - July 19, 2010 1:11 PM
This is the grossest shit I've ever seen on the internet, and I've seen tub girl.
26. Joe Heller - July 19, 2010 1:12 PM
That's disgusting.
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