Dec 8 2008Build Your Own Paper Airplane Launcher
Want to launch paper airplanes but don't have any arms? Then good luck folding one in the first place. But for those of you that are lazy or just don't know when to let go comes the $18 Electric Paper Plane Launcher from Urban Outfitters.
Ready for take off. Take your paper airplane experience to electrifying new heights with The Electric Paper Plane Launcher! This fun kit was designed at Middlesex University, one of the leading design Universities in the UK. With simple assemble, you can discover how spinning motors and plastic discs can be used to launch a plane at over 30 mph!
Oh boy, I can't wait to discover how spinning motors and plastic disks can be used to launch a plane! You think it's anything like discovering how spinning motors and sharp metal disks can be used to cut your freaking fingers off?
Thanks to krabivana, who launches planes the old fashioned way, with explosives.
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Reader Comments
1. hah - December 8, 2008 3:32 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. GINORMAGANTUAN - December 8, 2008 3:35 PM
or you could just use your f***ing hand.... i know i do! for many many things..... damn got suddenly depressed, i need to f*** the giant marshmallow peeps, while thinking of thumperchicca. hmm that sounds yummy! maybe i should also bring a big jar of Prego sauce.
3. thevor - December 8, 2008 3:35 PM
Second.
I would totally buy this
4. C-Basstian - December 8, 2008 3:39 PM
now this is why i wake up in the morning
5. QUASIMODEM - December 8, 2008 3:46 PM
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My keyboard has full n-key rollover, and it is fun. More fun than a f***ing machine throwing your paper aeroplanes, in any case. How the f*** are you supposed to smuggle it into class?
6. Gizmoduck - December 8, 2008 3:56 PM
Hello
Thank you for calling Griffin Technology this is ******** how can I help you.
*BANG!*
I WIN
7. Bato - December 8, 2008 4:36 PM
Id like to put the tip of my penis in this thing and see what happens. ; ]
8. QUASIMODEM - December 8, 2008 4:40 PM
For those unfortunates that missed the n-key rollover spectacle, here it is again. Plesae note that the following takes place using three fingers, pressing and holding three keys simultaneously. The other hand alternates between nose-picking, hair-twiddling and playing with my dick through my boxers:
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9. QUASIMODEM - December 8, 2008 4:41 PM
Plesae!
10. Hannukah Montana - December 8, 2008 4:56 PM
QUASIMODEM... You fat c***sucking prick!
I thought Daisy was annoying, you're f***ed in the brain dude.
11. DrNecropolis - December 8, 2008 5:15 PM
Hmmm, maybe I could buy this instead of using my e-mail at work?
12. buzz_clik - December 8, 2008 5:37 PM
Great invention. Delightfully pointless.
13. known - December 8, 2008 5:44 PM
weeeeeeee
I miss Daisy's looong ranting posts, the ones with the puppets & ice cream
14. Daisy - December 8, 2008 6:01 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max finds a bottle in the sand when his spaceship lands off course and when he rubs it Baja comes out.
15. Mike Hawk - December 8, 2008 10:08 PM
I wanna drop a load in it and see how far away I can hit your mom in the face...PEW!
16. ME - December 9, 2008 6:17 AM
Its on ebay if you search for it...
17. Post a Comment - December 9, 2008 10:40 AM
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18. Comment a Post - December 9, 2008 10:42 AM
What the F***s on Ebay ?
19. tawan235 - January 3, 2009 11:36 PM
yes i want to price http://www.108airplane.com
20. 123456 - November 19, 2010 5:03 PM
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