Dec 24 2008Blast Out Of Bed With The Rocket Alarm!
The $25 Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock is phallic as hell and I want one really badly. When it's time to wake up the rocket ship blasts off -- and you have to retrieve said rocket and replace it on the base for the beeping to stop. Alternatively, you can break the base. And while this certainly isn't the worst way to wake up, it is a close second behind the SWAT team busting into your bedroom. Those guys act like they've never seen a little morning wood before. Somebody fetch the proverbial buck saw -- this timber looks like a two-man job.
rocket launcher alarm clock blasts into orbit to wake you up [technabob]
Thanks to Julian, who requires like 16 diamond-toothed chainsaws to dispatch his morning lumber.
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Reader Comments
1. BigBallsMcGauls - December 24, 2008 11:53 AM
Can it wake me rectally?
2. Timbo - December 24, 2008 11:57 AM
It probably could....
Looks like a kiddie clock
3. I'm a Computer - December 24, 2008 11:57 AM
My friend, it can't wake you up any other way.
4. the clap - December 24, 2008 11:59 AM
I would totally lay this thing on its side and point toward my bare naked ass... I just came thinking about it...
5. Daisy - December 24, 2008 11:59 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max woke up when he smelled Baja cooking bacon. He got in his cardboard box and snuck into the kitchen. When Baja wasn't looking he ate the bacon and rubbed it all over his rocket, when Baja got curious about the box with the PEWPEWPEW noises coming from it she looked inside, and Max proceeded to install PEWPEWPEW into her.
6. Guy - December 24, 2008 12:04 PM
FIRST!
7. Bernie Kosar - December 24, 2008 12:17 PM
How come they have a spare tire mounted on it?
8. Pew³ - December 24, 2008 12:23 PM
Wow, a spare tire comment. Bravo!
Needs more cowbell.
9. Gizmoduck - December 24, 2008 12:30 PM
its a dildo
dildos alarm
10. Spam Artist - December 24, 2008 12:30 PM
FAKE!!!!
This smells like photoshop. The shadows ARE all wrong.
This was in a scene of the movie Tender Dracula.
The producer sends the two drunk french actresses to the car of the
drunk overdubbed frenchmen without forewarning the overdubbed frenchmen.
They decide to abandon their jobs and instead move to the Alps, where they build a cabin before winter and spend the next thirty years creating life.
Upon the birth of their first grandson, total nuclear war begins and ends two and a half weeks later. All that the drunk actresses and the overdubbed frenchmen have created over the last third of a century is turned to ash.
Thousands of years later, alien archeologists discover the site, and use inverse potential backtracing to reexperience the life of that place.
When they discover all the joy that was wiped out, the aliens drop to their knees and weep.
11. matt - December 24, 2008 12:38 PM
@10 F*** U daisy was here first
now about the clock i wouldnt like it besides
who needs a toy rocket when you have a real rocket!!!!!
talk about pewpew!..............ladies.
12. Danomite - December 24, 2008 1:13 PM
@6 Epic phail
13. Mr. Man - December 24, 2008 1:25 PM
everytime I come home, my wife is sitting on my alarm clock! strangest thing!
14. Moose Knuckle - December 24, 2008 1:32 PM
COCK ROCKEEEEEEEEET!!!!
15. known - December 24, 2008 1:38 PM
If this clock is anything like the helicopter version then it probably sucks. The heli-one was supposed to spin & shoot off of your clock, bouncing around the room until you can retrieve it to disarm the alarm. All it's really good for it shooting at the cat
16. C-Basstian - December 24, 2008 1:38 PM
i would replace the rocket with a knife... that way i have to get up to avoid being stabbed by a f***ing flying knife
17. known - December 24, 2008 1:42 PM
#11 I don't even read those posts. They're too copy-cat to give a chance, and I have a 'why change a good thing' attitude anyways
18. Motorcycle Jackets - December 25, 2008 3:03 AM
Whoa, what was that? I mean, someone is crazy enough to come up with this idea, but I dont blame him, because I have seen crazier stuff coming from Japanese guys, and now the chinese morons.
19. Jamboozle - December 29, 2008 9:29 AM
The little jokes you throw in always have me chuckling to myself at my desk.
If it wasn't for this site I probably wouldn't go to work at all (although I do have internet access at home:)