Dec 24 2008Best iPhone App To Date Rejected By Apple
iBoobs, undeniably the best iPhone application to date, has been denied the right to be sold in the iTunes store, because Apple claims the app is pornographic. Which, I think we can all agree, is utterly ridiculous. And by "utterly ridiculous" I mean I popped like 16 boners.
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Thanks to Dylan, who agrees that Apple wouldn't be where they are today if it weren't for pornography. Remember your roots.
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Reader Comments
1. Extraabsorbant - December 24, 2008 5:41 PM
i need that.
2. Andrew - December 24, 2008 5:55 PM
This is stupid...why would you want this? OMG they jiggle....you're kidding me....
3. Daisy - December 24, 2008 6:00 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie never back down where Max tried to sell baja boob candies at the school fair. Even though they were only a rough approximation of Baja's boobs, and they felt like bags of sand, Max was not allowed to sell them. This was unfortunate because while Max was in the principal's office all of his boob candies disapeared from the stand where he was selling them. People did leave moneyt for them, and since he wasn't allowed to sell them and give the money to the school, he got to keep the cash.
4. matty - December 24, 2008 6:09 PM
can someone explain why apple's roots are in porn? (im too young to be expected to know apple's roots)
5. known - December 24, 2008 6:15 PM
I came.
Matty - because an apple looks sorta like a bewb
6. C-Basstian - December 24, 2008 6:26 PM
(*)(*) guess what those are.... damn right, they're parenthesis with asterisks in the middle
7. ELH - December 24, 2008 6:58 PM
man 6. Those nipples are really high... I've always enjoyed the classic :
( @ Y @ )
I mean, just look at them, its like they are pressed against glass, they have that little bit of cleavage too.
8. nrgspike - December 24, 2008 7:00 PM
Boobies!!!
How hard do you have to shake it for them to fall out the bra?!
9. C-Basstian - December 24, 2008 7:04 PM
@7 those are very nice except the fact that the nipples look a little hairy... of course what the f*** are the asterisks supposed to look like? well played sir...
10. snes-fANgirl - December 24, 2008 8:43 PM
#7, #9, these are the classic ones:
( . ) ( . ) - average sized boobs
( . ) ( . ) - big boobs
( . ) ( . ) - bigger boobs
( . ) (.) - wonky boobs
( o ) ( o ) - big areola boobs
. . - really tiny boobs
feel free to add.
11. Dylan - December 24, 2008 9:03 PM
woot.
12. ELH - December 24, 2008 9:40 PM
@ 10
Your breast lack true form and cleavage, they stand too far apart. Your nipples are too small, even for the tiny button nipples some women sport. Most completely lack areola all together. Not to mention your nipples point down suggesting that they saggy breast, which is something no one wants to see.
There is a science to it, and perhaps one day we can agree on such matters, I am sure that is the key to world peace.
13. jk - December 24, 2008 10:50 PM
I have the best titties...in real life too
(oYo)
14. boobs - December 24, 2008 11:33 PM
ew 14 big nipples are not attractive. ever.
btw i want this app just to see if i can make them slap together. woop wooop.
15. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - December 25, 2008 12:30 AM
I f***ing hate Apple and everything about it. But this is the best app ever....ever.
16. waffle boy - December 25, 2008 12:35 AM
I find it amazing that apps, or games, that entertain by allowing the user to shoot at an assortment of crap is ok but a couple of jiggling boobs is unthinkable. As a society, we are headed in the wrong direction.
17. Hannukah Montana - December 25, 2008 2:49 AM
Happy Hanukkah...
Happy Kwanzaa
Happy Holidays...
Merry Christmas...
...to all the motherf***ers here in Geekologie.
'Tis the season of giving, y'all.
And to Daisy, I hope your Down Syndrome/Retardation will ease up just a little bit. Seriously, what would we do without you?
And to the GW, don't get too drunk this Christmas 'cause Santa knows who's naughty or nice. You know what? F*** Santa. Fruit cake doesn't even taste that good nowadays. Just don't forget to stick your dick in it while you frenchkiss your dog underneath the Mistletoe. Although it's not too late to send me the GPS I've been asking you last week. I'm waiting man.
Ho ho f***ing ho!
18. duffman - December 25, 2008 5:31 AM
Maybe this will be remade for Android now Apple won't touch it.
19. Mr. Sausage - December 25, 2008 8:36 AM
Udderly ridiculous!
20. Mr. Sausage - December 25, 2008 8:40 AM
(○Y○)
21. dribble - December 25, 2008 9:56 AM
I jizzed in my pants...
22. Beastman AIDS - December 25, 2008 7:48 PM
(_)_)////////D
oh wait on...
23. Tony Huynh - December 26, 2008 12:13 AM
Need to start a petition to get this on the app store now!
24. Francis Gerard - December 26, 2008 12:39 AM
Cancer survivor....... ( # ) ()
Pubescent ............... o , , o
WTF!........................... ( oo ) ( o )
Sunk Nipples............ ( 6 Y 9 )
Nipple Removed ..... ( x ) ( x )
Hairy Fat Dude ......... ( o )#( o )"
25. TC - December 26, 2008 11:33 AM
( c Y c ) - Hard nipps.
26. Turd Ferguson - December 26, 2008 11:52 AM
Boob-a-licious!
27. rainbowcinderellageek - December 26, 2008 1:53 PM
i want this!! now to get the will to pay for an iphone. NOPE. i'll ust go play with my own boobs! =)
28. Sleaze - December 26, 2008 8:55 PM
(+Y+) ---pointy nipples
( e Y e )
(( Q Y Q )) -----jiggly titties
29. iPhone Game Developer - February 5, 2009 4:47 PM
Cool app! We finished developing our 11th iPhone Game today. And it's ready to go live on the iTunes app store.
Sam Shaw