Dec 16 2008NSFW!: Advertisers Take Note -- Now This Is How You Sell A Damn Washing Machine!

FIRRRRRSSSSTTTTTTTTT Bitches!

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do not want

That was perhaps the best commercial I have seen today.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. The shadows are all wrong.

This is taken right from a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
Dracula sends dozens of disembodied hands to grope one of the
drunk overdubbed french women, who then turns over in her bed
and when she turns back she is a different overdubbed french woman.
Still being groped by dozens of disembodied hands though.
This cut won the film an award at Cannes 1976.

since i can not watch streaming video at work i hope this commercial lives up to the booby filled one i have in my mind

hahahahahahah what the f*** that was ridiculous

@6 it does it does

I typed this with one Hand!

I wanna see this aired in the U.S =)

Id buy one if i wasnt shit broke, do i get one of those girls too?

holy..... mother..........of..........f***ing.......christ....
no seriously, that's what advertising is all about.

Aaaaarrrggh....

The buffering is killing me.

Ohh, at least it stopped on a hiney shot. Ok, go ahead and buffer, I'll wait.

D'oh. This connection is too slow.

WOW, What a payoff!! I love the one that fell in the pool.

Is there anything you CAN'T accomplish with a small army of topless hotties?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

UPDATE (30 minutes later): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahah hahahaha ahaha haha aha hah ha aha... aha............ oh boy... now I can go back to doing absolutely nothing.

whatever you're selling i'll take 20

@12 only if your trying to have a small army of gay men...

This reminds me of the time I had the Swedish bikini team paracute onto the White House lawn. One of the lovely young ladies got her heels stuck in the grass. As she went to take her foot out of her shoe, one of my secret service agents subdued her. He was worried she was about to attempt an ashoesination. That's like an assasination, only with shoes. Apparantly she wasn't, but my agent did not mind tackleing her to the ground.

I suppose you couldn't get a thesis written on global economic decline corollary to globalization triggered by price gouging an industry staple, like say... uh... gasoline.

Everthing has it's achillis heel, even topless chicks.

Greatest commercial of all time.

@17. I liek boobs.

Mmmmmm....boobs

I think fake t*** are gross.

Hah, thats a danish commercial.
gotta love my country... especially the women

Raise your hand if the poster above you is a homo!

Damn, not fast enough. Sorry 22. I was referring to 21.

Yes, but... are the target demographic, you, males, going to buy a mofo washing machine? No, you're gonna get your girl to wash your shit. Maybe if it was naked guys, they'd end up having more sales??

@24 No problem mate

@21 why turn down women ? .. even fat chicks need love you know..
for those not following that 'saying', i'm telling all and every guy in here to hook up with anything moving the slightest bit... right now.. get a room people!

yes i had too much coffee today.

21. You should have said something a little more masculene to hide your feminity. Like I think fake boobs are icky. or ewwey.
Or I prefer real boobs, especially when they shove a dildo up my ass!

I'm offended at the derogatory comments made on this post, the idea of treating real boobs differently from fake boobs is nothing short of discrimination. All that progress we, as a society, have made shot to hell by one closed minded individual.

I feel empty inside.

21. I agree with everone else. I think I agree with Moose Knuckle too, but I'm not sure wat he sayed.

If you can touch em' thats real enough for me.

Boobs R gud!

I come from Denmark, and this is an ad for the Danish company called Fleggaard, that sells washingmachines and loads of other stuff.

The ad is not shown in TV, only on the internet, because of the boobs.

At the end of the ad it reads: "Lige over grænsen" which could be translated to "over the line" meaning the ad crossed the line of what to show, and what not to show.

Best Commercial of the Year! Awww....Yeahhh!
"Now what were they selling?" "I want it rainning boobies on my birthday..."

THAT was an awesome commercial!!!

Fake or not, they are boobies!

http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

This movie is a fake! It was totally Adobe: After Effected. You can tell because the boob skin doesn't ripple as they descend from the heavenly clouds.

It definitely reminds me of that movie, "Ever Give Up" when Jeff convinces Daryl to pawn his mom's new washing machine and spend the money on a plane trip to Vegas. Then they hire a bunch of hookers to hijack a flying Elvis plane. What a classic romantic comedy with a sci-fi horror twist.

It's sure beats the Maytag Man...I'll buy the washing machine...only if I get one of the girls to go with it..then have her sit on top of it during spin-cycle..

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max needs a washing Machine and he asks Baja to help him shop for one. She spends all sorts of time looking at different colors, and features, and all Max wants to know is what size box do they come in. Once he finally buys a front loader, he steals the box and uses it to sneak around the neighborhood. While he is doing that, Baja is IMing with a guy from russia and she LOLs so much she runs up a hefty tab for copyrights on the smileys. This causes the credit card company to come and get the dryer back, but they accidentally take the box and Max and he spends a weekend in the appliance warehouse.

WUT

Um, yes. GW, boobies will always make my day better.

Always.

Daisy and Spam Artist have you two considered starting a cult I'll gladly provide you with the punch for the day of your suicide pact... I mean party ya that's the one seriously I hate you both mostly you Daisy!!! But let it be stated that I love BOOBIES!!!

(to number 5)

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Are you sure? because I thought that for a girl jumping naked from 10000 feet into a pool naked was totally possible, I think you are wrong - it is a stunt job.

Seriously if you think that somebody thought that those bbobs aren"t fake you are a stupid ass. Your brain is a FAKE.

Daisy, thank you for reminding me of my favourite scene from the movie Never Back Down.

It reminded me of a scene from Tender Dracula where Baja and Max are watching 'In Hell' while Jean Claude Van Damme is mixing them an omellete in the kitchen to cheer them up as Dracula in the van never backs down their driveway to take away their washing machine.

Awesome.

SHA-ZAM!!!

Hey Dave...That was the best commercial ever!! I'd buy that car...or what ever it was they were selling

Hey, I like commercials that inspire me to purchase their product because boobs will suddenly fall from the sky! I suddenly have the urge to go to Sears tomorrow and purchase a new German built flegging washing machine! I hope there is boobs in there! Spin cycle, haha, yeah you know what I am talking about. Wet panties+boobs+ass cheeks = I know what to buy my wife for Christmas! = I get bleached white wifebeaters.
This product is awesome because it attracts boobs there!

Hey hey, I'll buy that for a dollar!

I feel... like their boobs would explode whilst sky diving.

@30 the reason it says lige over grænsen; over the border, is because they get their products from germany, at a lower price.

Fleggaard har så vidt jeg ved kun grænsebutikker

but then again it could ofcourse have a double meaning to it.

@47: That is exactly the brilliant part of it (excluding the boobs) - the meaning is double. The commercial takes it to the limit and the stores are right across the border in Germany.

The first thing I've seen that combines t*** AND GTFO.

Tjek out more vids from this company here: http://www.fleggaard.dk/movie.aspx

(site in danish)

Yes!

and the Ride of the Valkyries!!!!

@ 6

Yes it does. But unlike yours, it involves women's breasts....

Man, those are huge fake t***

If large boobs are the key to marketing, you guys can all get together and make a fortune! (insert funny drumroll here)
LAUGH DAMNIT!

http://www.prizerebel.com/index.php?r=625261

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA9SyYZzSaQ

Wow, this video is so NSFW that it doesn't even show up on this browser! NOT SAFE!!!

@35 Your comments are usually idiotic but that was class!

Jizzed in my pants!

boobs.....good.....

The fact that all of you are saying you'll buy that crap just goes to show how easily manipulated men are.

haaaaaaaaaaaaa~

Yarr! Thar she blows!!

A European commercial, is it? I was wondering what that language was. I couldn't tell it from East Asian.

Ha. Call me ignorant, but I'd much rather live the good old Canadian lifestyle. Nothing beats a cold Corona in one hand, a few Arepas in the stomach and the Nicks game on the TV. Now Texan, there's a language I can get behind.

"Knicks".

Aw shucks aw dang. ¡Qué lío!

Thank you you crazy danes... This was obviously made by someone wise beyond their years. Yet, I think I had this idea after a night of binge drinking and stripper tipping. I think they stole my idea but I can't remember if I ended up in that part of Europe that night. I think I went home with the granny stripper instead but I don't know. I either don't remember or I won't let myself remember.

Anyways, I'm accepting any and all appropriate thanks in forms of monitary donations so I can have more nights of binge drinking with strippers.

Come on... its for the good of man kind

It seems like showing natural breasts is too taboo these days. Like somehow fake breasts is more mainstream... more civilized, more common in the media. I saw a total of one pair that wasn't implants.

Still a funny commercial. Go Denmark!

Kitty,

no-one here is going to buy the product.
Don't be jealous because you seen about 60 girls that are more attractive than you.

Upset they would never even consider you for the advert?
Women, so inecure
Haaaaaaaaaa~

HmmmmmmMmmMmmm.. I think that fallacy was a red herring but I'm not entirely sure. Google it is.

Never saw so many liters of silicone at once before!

@69

haha
69
=D

FAKE! I mean their breasts.

this is a Danish internet commercial for a retailer called Fleggaard, also in Denmark.
they air a commercial kind of like this one on tv, telling that they have a proper commercial on their web site, but that its just a little "too" good for showing on tv.
the text in the sky says "siemens washing machine..." btw.

This makes me really proud to be born, raised and living in Denmark!
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

30#

gr8 :P

as 30# sayes "Lige over grænsen" means stepping over the line, the punchline is the statement from the girls twistting over to their logo stateting the same. Here it refers to stepping over the border (line and border can have the same meaning in danish) to germany where the store is located and danes can buy stuff cheaper, because Denmark has the worlds ******* taxes :@

I do not know what I just watched but strangely at the end well questioning what I just watched, I laughed... I feel kind of like a failure to feminism now..

not enough bush!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure what they're selling, but I'm buying it!.
Note: to they guy who made the photoshop comment about it being fake.. and the guy who said he hates fake t***, you must be gay!

I'm f***ing moving. I'm f***ing tired of newscasters wearing clothes, and washing machines being sold by old f***s in blue suits w/ dogs.

its the hot babe invasion force! they`re here to save us from the evil computers that secretly run the world! we`re saved! WE`RE SAVED!

hold on..... is this from the semen washing machine company? ahyhow, thanks for that, GW. feel so much better now.

If something like that had even the most remote chance of happening I'd buy three, just to better the odds.