Dec 24 2008A Little Holiday Something From Me To You
No need to thank me folks, just spreading some holiday, um, nipple-stache. And remember, it's not too late to add "new eyes" to your last minute Christmas list.
The nipple mustache [iosoup]
Thanks to Kevin, who allegedly grew a crotch-stache for his senior prom.
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Reader Comments
1. ELH - December 24, 2008 6:48 PM
How do you show case that in public through your tux? Perhaps naked with a bow tie would work?
2. Daisy - December 24, 2008 6:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max's father makes him eat brussels sprouts because as he says, "they will put hair on your chest". Max eats the little cabbages, and hair grows.
Later when Max's dad sees what he does with the hair he forbids him to eat any veggies whatsoever.
3. Mr.Anderson - December 24, 2008 6:50 PM
Uhhhhhh.....?
4. And here we go! - December 24, 2008 7:28 PM
PEW! PEWPEW! PEW! singe those hairs right off!
5. Jesus - December 24, 2008 7:38 PM
WHAT THE F***??!!!!
6. Phaineq - December 24, 2008 7:57 PM
I love him a little, I think.
7. Mustache Rider - December 24, 2008 8:44 PM
mustache rides - $0.25... LOL
8. Juan - December 24, 2008 9:45 PM
Daisy, stop being a f***ing dumb piece of motherf***ing shit.
You are stupid, get a life, twat.
9. jk - December 24, 2008 10:40 PM
Chicks digg body hair. This is quite possibly the most sexy thing i have seen all year... thank you for giving me something to masturbate to on xmas<3
10. Sara - December 24, 2008 11:23 PM
I thought it looked like a penis.... Just sayin'...
11. lol - December 24, 2008 11:53 PM
@ 11
That's what I thought before I read the post.
12. Blank - December 25, 2008 12:13 AM
@ 12
Fallopian tubes.
13. Gar - December 25, 2008 5:07 AM
This is a psycho test : if you see a male organ , you're a homo.
@11: you can be a homo trapped in a female body, this has been scientifically proven, and you're not the only case.
14. Spam Artist - December 25, 2008 6:01 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is clearly a fake. The shadows are ALL wrong.
This is from a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
Dracula is watching a darts championship on his television while
drinking a bottle of beer.
He scratches himself.
Time passes.
Shortly after the darts match ends, Dracula brushes his teeth and
retires to his coffin.
15. Kats - December 25, 2008 6:30 AM
Ahh, Daisy. With your constant cry of "FAKE" and your elaborate and clever reimagining of some shitty movie... I can always count on you to be there, at every Geekologie post, without fail.
Can't all the rest of you philistines appreciate at least having something constant in life?
Merry Christmas, Daisy.
16. Dyson - December 25, 2008 7:16 AM
I'm pretty sure I know this guy.
17. known - December 25, 2008 12:49 PM
That's better than my 'dragon to the wagon' hair pattern, cept it sorta looks like a candle. Nice job. This guy also looks a little like tim silvya from the UFC
18. UKtheBUNNY - December 25, 2008 2:31 PM
"You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong." Wow sounds like the Lunar conspiracy convention in full swing.
By the way the mustache pattern looks like cocknballs. I'm off to trim my neck beard.
19. poop_master - December 25, 2008 3:51 PM
i dont see any shadows, why would someone fake something like this? you guys are just haters.
20. Wookie_Lover - December 25, 2008 7:28 PM
That's sexy... I'd hit that!
21. pirhan - December 26, 2008 1:12 AM
@16 - I'm with you. Merry Christmas Daisy!
22. Andrew - December 26, 2008 2:19 AM
I'm kind of attracted to this man.
23. Thumperchica - December 26, 2008 9:46 AM
This is making me think of Atari for some reason...
24. Sarah - December 26, 2008 12:14 PM
What's sad is that's my boss's friend
25. rainbowcinderellageek - December 26, 2008 1:55 PM
Thats too rad for words...oops >_<
26. Sal - December 26, 2008 4:34 PM
I would love to get me some of that!
27. wkdbounce - December 28, 2008 9:13 PM
someone should let the "Every Beard" guy he has a new challenge.
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/
28. SiGee - December 30, 2008 12:21 PM
I bet that this is the GW!
Ha!!
29. Jack - January 1, 2009 1:26 AM
Super sexy!
30. SPATULA - February 7, 2009 12:44 PM
OMG NOONE SAID FIRST >>>FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTAH!!!first:L
31. Wholesale jewelry - November 27, 2009 5:00 AM
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
http://www.towholesalejewelry.com/wholesale-jewelry/
32. Henry - December 23, 2009 3:26 AM
For those people who say the shadows are wrong: ever heard of a camera flash? They have those, you know. They're meant to light up what you're taking a picture of, attempting to eliminate most shadows on said subject.
GG no re.