A Little Holiday Something From Me To You

No need to thank me folks, just spreading some holiday, um, nipple-stache. And remember, it's not too late to add "new eyes" to your last minute Christmas list.

The nipple mustache [iosoup]

Thanks to Kevin, who allegedly grew a crotch-stache for his senior prom.

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