Dec 13 2008Apple Apples Sadly Aren't McIntosh

Awesome! Do need to try it!
And btw... first :p

yeap, GEEK

im stealing 2nd. oh and for you pervs www.redtube.com oh and im racist, obama is a chimp, blah blah blah.

Im not first but atleast im on the top 5!

Apple/Mac fanboys irritate the shit out of me.

There's anothher way to prevent viruses. It's called not being an idiot.

@ 5 Hear Hear! I totally agree...f*** apple and all those who use!

Cue lawsuit in 3..2..1..

and i thought putting a Mac sticker over dell logo on a laptop was crazy....

hey

Sweet!!! Next we will have PSP Oranges, Wii pears and XBOX Bananas. Lifes a game.
Quote from Albert Einstein:
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.

Blah pointless fruit. I also can't stand people who are 'appled' and all they talk about is macintosh crap. Nauseating

And why do people think its so great on this website to be the first to leave a comment? It's your inner nerd climbing out and screaming IM COOL - get a clue

So cute!!! I love apples I'm going to ask my daddy for one for xmas!

XOXO
Karen

I can see Steve Jobs shutting this operation down. I mean, an Apple logo on a Fuji apple? WTF! It's all kindsa wrong three ways from Sunday!

@11 See you have never been first.

Hey, my apple won't connect to iTunes! How the hell am I supposed to listen to my Metallica? The headphones plug in the top as usual, but the controls are unresponsive. Are my batteries dead?

This "farmer" better have some sweet customer support!

FAIL

I remember the time when I had my willy tattooed with the windows95 sign.

@11 See you have never been first.

Actually Oregon I have before, just didn't feel dorky enough to announce it. Nice buds by you btw, bc.buds are bc.licious

nice

i have a fuji apple farm in fresno but i might do the same thing but with playboy logo on it hehehehhheehehehe

then the apple will be sold to schools around california hehehehehehehehe

Daisy must be taking the weekend off, too, huh?

That's it I'm start an apple farm and I'm totally going to cash in on this genius idea...

@5 so if your not an idiot your computer wont get a virus? yours must have a lot!

I KNEW IT! My red delicious apples just have a sunburn. I kept telling others this but they just wouldn't listen. Well sod off to the best of ya and bite my apple!

FAKE!!!

The shadows are all wrong.

So when is a chiquita banana woman gonna appear on my nanners?

LAME

Whoa! One of the fake Daisys is here, but the real one is absent! is the bitch finally dead??!!!?!?! (Any Daisy posts after this are surely in response and thus

FAKE!!!

so f*** off. Max and Baja, too.

Sweet, I wish I had an apple tree. I would put all types of wonderful stickers on the fruit.

thats so gay

I hate apples. I really hate them. I mean they taste ok but they keep coming over here to the UK stealing our jobs and claiming our benefits. Fruit can do that you know......all hail Broken Britian.

They have missed a trick here. He should have put stickers of skulls and bio-hazard symbols on his apples. Thats sure to help them sell. Also its like a living measure of how many poisions he has used on them.

Gx

Totally agree with 5&6. My n00b sister started a college media course and soon discovered she had to get a Mac because "That's what they use at college, they all have Macbooks and use Mac Pros in college." So basically the taxpayers are paying for all that fancy shit because she doesn't pay a penny for the course, plus she now has over £900 to pay back on a credit card.

£900 for a dual core iMac with 1GB of RAM. Do u know what kind of PC you can get for that money now? A f***ing awesome one that does everything the pretty silver iMac can do but twice as fast... and play all the newest PC games.

Also, XP SP3 and newest Vista updates crash very rarely now, almost never.

FAKE !!!
whats missing from the picture is,,,,, the silver platter with Steve Jobs head..Apple inserted of course!

i hope daisy's dead once and for all

and macintosh's suck

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This exactly like that scene from the movie Never Back Down where Baja and Max were in a nudist garden where they could do anything they wanted except eat the apples. Bill Gates came to Bajao one afternoon and said - Are you sure you aren't supposed to eat these apples? Why wouldn't you be allowed to eat something so delicious. So Baja eat an apple, and gave one to Max telling him they were ok to eat, and were delicious. They then proceeded to hide their nakedness, and had to leave the nudist paradise.Ever since them Max has to work really hard for a living, and Baja has pain when she squirts out children.

Daisy, I love what you do. Never stop.

FAKE!!!!

That's a complete PhotoShop job. You can tell it's a fake because all the shadows are wrong.

This looks exactly like the scene in the movie "In Hell" where Van Damme takes an apple and tries to shove it down his pants. He is foiled when a flying squirrel swoops down and grabs the apple, screeching at him.

Geez.. what a nerd... Why not profiles of naked women, or maybe a guitar or something MANLY... apple? WTF?? Oh wait... If you own an apple, you must be a genius... except in economics...

and Daisy... rock on!!!

http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

Cool Shit ima do that but with odd stickers if ya know what I mean

..."who once grew Microsoft peaches, but ate them before they BSOD'ed."
Priceless.

FAKE!!!!

This is clearly fake. The shadows are all wrong.

They took this from a scene in the movie Tender Dracula.
The two drunk overdubbed frenchmen crash their car on the
way to Dracula's castle after one of the drunk overdubbed french
women rubs her feet on the driver's face.

They have to walk the rest of the way.

I think this is absolutely adorable. Dunno if apple will be the fondest of it, but it's so cute.

That's just Disturbing!

i wish i knew what most of these people were talking about :( i mean i really dont get all this "the shadows are wrong...etc". is it like some kind of chainmail?

Hey the to way i like my apple. keep on being creative

@37 lol! The only prob with the naked women would be creating a sticker that could pixilate the 'privates'... he is in Japan, after all.

What's next? Mikans with a Wii on them? Maybe a Triforce? Those crazy Japanese guys!

Why ruin a perfectly delicious Fuji apple? Why god, why?

Sooooo tired of all the Apple, i-bullsht! I wonder how long before we see this same 'original idea' here. Hmmm.... maybe Apple will start a new line to their monopoly... dried apples with the logo... candied apple w/ emblem.... apple sauce... baby food... MAKE IT STOP!!!!! Wait... iBabies? Even better, poodles dyed and trimmed into iPhones, iPods, all with the Apple emblems at the top of the tail... (Good god, the ninja turtle was just too hilarious! It looked like a stuffed animal until I hit the jump... then I couldn't stop laughing... and feeling sorry for the dog... then the peacock and the camel... more laughter...) Ok, I need a nap..... z z z z z z z

I have a brilliant to say that that guy can use to sell them:

"Yo dawg I heard you like apples, so I put apples on your apples so you can eat apples whil you eat apples."