Nov 24 2008ZOMG, Cutest Roomba Driver Ever!
This is a video of a cat driving a Roomba. Really warms the cockles, doesn't it? Speaking of which, what the hell's a cockle?
NOUN:
1. Any of various bivalve mollusks of the family Cardiidae, having rounded or heart-shaped shells with radiating ribs.
2. The shell of a cockle.
3. A wrinkle; a pucker.
4. Nautical: A cockleshell.
That makes no sense whatsoever. Ah, here we go:
IDIOM:
cockles of (one's) heart
One's innermost feelings: The valentine warmed the cockles of my heart.
So, ethically speaking, is it okay to eat cockles because they don't have any? Steam on that one for a minute. Then, admit you just got your ass philosophized off by the Geekologie Writer! You little cockle gobblin' fools you.
Thanks to my brother Frank, whose miniature dachshund Link refuses to ride the Roomba. Seriously little guy, do it for Zelda.
Reader Comments
1. Tim - November 24, 2008 12:58 PM
FIRST BITCHES NICE KTITY
2. A CAT - November 24, 2008 12:59 PM
Mmm-HMM.
THAT'S HOW WE DO.
3. DestreasLust - November 24, 2008 1:02 PM
neeeeeeed.
4. pojojuniper - November 24, 2008 1:03 PM
This reminds me of that time I was abducted by aliens who forced me to wear a bite-counting device and made me construct fiber-optic wallpaper in an apartment full of crystals before probing me and throwing a huge rock down on Canada as revenge for Will Smith's string of alien-themed movies... I had repressed the fact that they also put me on this little robotic disc that moved around the crystalized apartment sweeping up wallpaper debris. Good times!
5. love - November 24, 2008 1:05 PM
perfectt
6. Ollie Williams - November 24, 2008 1:07 PM
"You little cockle gobblin' fools you."
And that, friends, is why I come here every day.
7. PLEEEZE! - November 24, 2008 1:07 PM
You people are so behind the times! This is the prototype roomba designed before current sensor technology. The cat was used due to its psychokinetic powers to operate the unit. The sensors were too underpowered for the cat to be able to control it from its standard position (lazing on the davenport) so it was necessary to mount the cat atop the unit. The new roombas have very strong sensors which are controlled by cats from a central location in Daisy's flat. And you call yourselves Geeks! Pshhh! PEW PEW PEW!!!
8. Daisy - November 24, 2008 1:10 PM
FAKE!!!!!
This is From the movie Where i finger my asshole and shut my f***ing mouth.
9. anon - November 24, 2008 1:18 PM
Just me waiting for it to go after the tail?
10. Spider - November 24, 2008 1:19 PM
Dare I? Sure I do
This goes to show that Roombas are for pussies!! hahahaha
11. Daisy (the real one) - November 24, 2008 1:21 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a cmplete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This looks a lot like the scene from the movie Never Back Down where the army of cats who shoot lasers from their eyes attacked the dog pound on little hovercrafts, then proceeded to PEWPEWPEW the shit out of the dogs there, proceeding to Cleveland and taking out the fans in the end zone for good measure.
12. Thumperchica - November 24, 2008 1:25 PM
This made me smile, and giggle. And the "cockle loving..." totally reminded me of why i bookmarked this page...
13. Farva's Twin - November 24, 2008 1:38 PM
The hosebag loves the cockle too. She craves cockle sauce, and wante to drink it from the spout at every opportunity.
14. Moose Knuckle - November 24, 2008 1:46 PM
I can haz Roomba ride? Cats rule, dogs suck, discuss...
15. Elmo - November 24, 2008 1:56 PM
discuss?? Uhhh the cat's not driving the damn thing it's just being a useless Roomba thingy
16. CK TheJunction - November 24, 2008 1:59 PM
Jeah Cats rule, dogs too and pigs stink. NOW discuss ;)
17. Hannukah Montana - November 24, 2008 2:02 PM
I personally think geekologie changed its writer. Or is he, really?
There's some weird shit going on in the world today.
Seriously, mate. Bring back the old GW.
DON'T MAKE ME PROTEST ABOUT THIS PIECE OF BITCHCRAP!
If not, change your f***ing name to fagology.com! That ain't sound nice, does it?
A CAT ON A F***ING VACUUM CLEANER? YOU F***ING C***SUCKER!
(paid for by the friends of John McCain)
18. BringChung - November 24, 2008 2:14 PM
Ray? Roastbeef?
19. Adra - November 24, 2008 2:25 PM
Its funny because after the film the Roomba rode the cat for a bit....the family are still in mourning.
Gx
20. Nappa - November 24, 2008 3:33 PM
"VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?"
21. Vegeta - November 24, 2008 3:34 PM
It's over NINE THOOUUUSAAAAANNND!!!
22. juyjuy - November 24, 2008 3:42 PM
http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=3958595&l=100000085
23. Mike - November 24, 2008 4:09 PM
You people are all fools.... oooooooing and awwwwwing at the cat and the robot. They would both kill us all in a heartbeat if they could!
Flee!!!
24. Andrew - November 24, 2008 6:25 PM
The cat is probably thinking:
"Hahahaha you idiots, you really think your cleaning but I'm dragging my butt behind it. heh heh heh"
25. anonymous - November 24, 2008 7:05 PM
please. i saw this already on www.icanhascheezburger.com a few days ago.
26. anonymous - November 24, 2008 7:06 PM
…and #14 (moose knuckles): dogs do not suck. true, cats are #1, but dogs are 2nd. just because cats are better doesn't mean that dogs stink.
27. anonymous - November 24, 2008 7:07 PM
well, actually, they do smell pretty bad when they're wet…but i didn't mean literally stink.
28. dadoren - November 24, 2008 7:47 PM
I wish the cat would have ben sucked under the robot!!!
29. dadoren - November 24, 2008 7:47 PM
I wish the cat would have ben sucked under the robot!!!
30. dadoren - November 24, 2008 7:48 PM
Why the hell does it do that !!!^
31. formerly SPELLINGNAZI - November 24, 2008 9:26 PM
That's f***ing adorable!
32. tuna fingers - November 24, 2008 9:52 PM
It looks like the roomba/cat combo gets a little confused on pressboard floors. I know if I saved money by pdowngrading to pressboard floors, I'd spend it on hookers and blow, not roombas and cat.
33. Blopit - November 25, 2008 10:25 PM
-CAT-"F***! stupid roomba! you missed My stop"
-ROOMBA-"If once you got yur ass out of my harddrive i would know where im going"
-CAT-"F***! Thats what that was? Woops! its nudged in there pretty tight, ive been liking at it for a while now and now my mouth tastes like shit"
close call at 0:33, that is one smart driver. Holy crap! cats are learning to drive!
34. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 3:08 AM
Mmm-HMM.
THAT'S HOW WE DO.