Nov 24 2008You Look Stupid When You Play Video Games. Just Kidding, Only These Kids Do
You ever wonder what you look like playing video games? Well I'll tell you: a slovenly asshole with man-tits and torn boxers lounging on a broken recliner. Psyche, that's just me. But now photographer Robbie Cooper has made a video showing just how goofy kids look while they game. Make sure to check out the girl that is either the devil or on drugs at around 1:00. No emotion. Girl could kill you and your whole family and not bat an eye. Lock her up! Or, alternatively, burn her at the stake! But, if you go with the latter, I call a drumstick.
Thanks to Emode, who doesn't look stupid playing video games because he has laser eyes and balls the size of European castles.
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Reader Comments
1. jakebarnes - November 24, 2008 4:25 PM
I always thought people looked like idiots when they watched TV or played video games. I should have known to make an art project out of it.
2. Pink - November 24, 2008 4:28 PM
Seriously this needs to be emailedc to every parent that uses video games as the baby sitter!!!! Wonder why your kid is a freakin retard!
3. B - November 24, 2008 4:30 PM
Turn the sound off and most of them look like they're just masturbating...except for the chick (that is a chick right?) who really does look evil.
And I hate it that little 12 year olds are saying GD....(and yes, I know even younger kids are saying worse, but that's my point!)
4. Francis Gerard - November 24, 2008 4:30 PM
Moose Knuckle is a f***ing bitch!
5. My Name is Wepeel - November 24, 2008 4:32 PM
I wish they had this back when I gettin my stack on in Burger Time......
6. lulu - November 24, 2008 4:36 PM
you should watch my husband play video games. he screams F*** as loud as he can at least every 5 minutes and scares the living shit out of me.
7. Daisy (the real one) - November 24, 2008 4:45 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is a lot like the scene in the movie Never Back Down when Max told Baja she would get to see his O face tonight.....then later let her watch him play Operation Secret Storm on NES.
8. Dr Awesome - November 24, 2008 4:47 PM
I agree on the no sound masturbation. I stopped after the evil chick in fear people at work might think I am pedo.
9. PLEEEZE! - November 24, 2008 4:53 PM
K. These kids, for the most part, simply appear bored, confused, focused. I fail to see how one might think that is the look of stupidity. Oh, well of course there was that one kid, but for the most part they all appear to have taken their ritalin like good girls and boys.
10. bullshot - November 24, 2008 4:54 PM
FAKE!
African boy at 2:00 is shedding a tear?!?
This obvious is a faked video!
11. lulu - November 24, 2008 4:58 PM
@10
obviously never played guitar hero much!
you stare so long at the screen your eyes water. happens to me when i get really into it. you don't blink.
but funny, because whenever someone yells FAKE, i think of Daisy. Read her comment again (or on any other post) and think about what a jackass you are.
12. Davo - November 24, 2008 5:04 PM
PEW PEW!! O-FACE!! PEW PEW PEW!!
13. Andrew - November 24, 2008 5:05 PM
Most of the kids look like they are masterbating, especially the first kid.
14. Anthony - November 24, 2008 5:16 PM
Young Kevin Rose sucks at dancing.
15. Melissa - November 24, 2008 5:29 PM
The long haired "girl" is NOT a girl-- that's definitely a guy. You might want to set down the video game controllers for a while and check out the opposite sex for a sec. Or, for some of you, the same sex. :)
16. Meelly - November 24, 2008 5:40 PM
The kid at the end reminds me of some guy I beat up when I was in grade school. And the girl with no expression. she reminds me of myself woohoo.
17. Moose Knuckle - November 24, 2008 5:44 PM
@4, Which one? There's like 4 mooseknuckles and one is in the cubicle next to me.
18. c0wb0ys7y13 - November 24, 2008 5:47 PM
Am i the only one who noticed that these kids ARNT OLD ENOUGH TO BE PLAYING THESE GAMES??!?!?!?!?!
19. mjblink - November 24, 2008 5:50 PM
i have sat for hours and hours (much longer than these kids did for this i'm sure) and i have never cried from having dried out eyes (or for any other reason). then again, my eyelids work.
20. AndresV - November 24, 2008 5:58 PM
@13, it's spelled masturbating you dipshit, what are you, 10? If you're old enough to know about masturbation, you' should be old enough to spell it correctly.
21. Eru - November 24, 2008 6:02 PM
Fake!
They are watching porn and so called "photographer" just changed the sound.
22. Sloane - November 24, 2008 6:32 PM
The girl @1:00 doesn't look like she's possessed by the devil or on drugs, she looks like Margo Tenenbaum.
23. DestreasLust - November 24, 2008 7:01 PM
one of them is crying
why would you cry during a video game?
24. Sultan - November 24, 2008 7:04 PM
Did no one notice the girl 2:03 shed a tear? There's something funny going on here.
25. Sultan - November 24, 2008 7:06 PM
Eff you DestreasLust! Steal my thunder again and I'll punish nipples.
26. Andrew - November 24, 2008 7:16 PM
@20, sorry for misspelling your favorite activity. You sound very bitter in your response, did you miss a "self love" session today?
27. Moose Knuckle (in the other cubicle) - November 24, 2008 7:33 PM
Hey #4. why would you make some lame ass comment and then use some lame ass name of some obsure director nobody has ever heard of.
Talk about a f***ing bitch. I think I was f***ing your bitch last night. Of course I had beer googles on, so it may have been a tree stump, they look very much alike.
28. Spider - November 24, 2008 7:35 PM
I put my Sunday clothes on to play video games.
29. Elmo - November 24, 2008 7:39 PM
the dude at 0:39 and 2:48 is my favorite
mad skills, I can tell
30. This Is Me Posting - November 24, 2008 8:10 PM
ANDREW WIGGINS?!
ANDREW F***IN' WIGGINS?!?!?
They got ENDER to play video games for the New York Times?
Hope no planets were destroyed...
31. Boost - November 24, 2008 8:36 PM
You wonder why the girl is so demonic looking? Listen to the music playing, it's Russian. She's russian. Trust me, that's how they are. They always have that poker face, assholes.
Also, it's pretty scary that a lot of people look like that in real life.
Technology will be the downfall of mankind, mark my words.
32. Vladeon - November 24, 2008 8:47 PM
Hmmm... lets see, Call of Duty 4, The Force Unleashed, GTA IV... I don't think I heard any others, also, the first one was Street Fighter. Two out of the four are rated mature and the other two are rated T for teen. Furthermore, the kids playing the T for teen game were not teenagers. Perhaps a film should be made about film makers who expose children to content that they may or may not be ready for in order for personal gain. Seems shifty. Not to mention the parents who are involved in this letting, at times, their under 12 year old kids play games that have at their core the elimination of another player through what I would call violent means. Don't get me wrong, I love my violent video games, it's just that if I had children, I don't know if it would be morally responsible to let them play them or not just as I don't know if exposing them to certain rap songs, or to a lesser degree, hard rock songs, is morally responsible or not either. just a thought.
33. Somebody - November 24, 2008 9:48 PM
My girlfriend says my "O-face" (orgasm) looks just like I fragged someone...what can I say....rematch any1?
LOL
34. shedigszombies - November 24, 2008 10:31 PM
That girl is just freaky.
I thought the kid who danced at the end was pretty funny. ha ha
35. lunchboxx - November 24, 2008 10:52 PM
no no no that was not force unleashed.
that was battlefront 2. i know becuase i own it.
BF2 FTW W00000t
36. Fishie - November 24, 2008 11:35 PM
These kids are so f***ing calm, jeez. I'm always yelling and screaming and strangling my DS... and that's just when I play Pokemon!
I can't play it in public anymore :(
37. big brown - November 25, 2008 1:29 AM
holy crap this kids are so young, shit! before you know it kids at the age of one will kick ass in video games!
38. utopiah - November 25, 2008 4:42 AM
Boring.
This is what I see every day at work.
Oh, I work for a videogame company. That might be why.
39. Thumperchica - November 25, 2008 8:27 AM
To everyone who said the kids look like they're masturbating - how much am pr0n do you people watch!!!!
40. cib3k - November 25, 2008 9:08 AM
Wow, somebody saw the Beautiful Agony vids (girls' faces being filmed while masturbating) and thought "hey, I should do this with kids!"
41. Ginormagantuan - November 25, 2008 9:11 AM
I LIKES TO MASTER BEATZ INTOO YUR SOOP MUHF***A! I SHOOTLAZORS FROM MY IIIIIIIEYZ WHILE PLAYING THE VEEDEE-O GAYMZ!!!!!!!
42. Sacha Wheeler - November 25, 2008 9:26 AM
I added some music which seemed appropriate.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0Xd-5XkIQ
43. weaselspeed - November 25, 2008 11:11 AM
Call of duty 4! Im pretty sure. World at war makes me make ew faces when the limbs get torn of by grenades, and im frequently yelling "F***ING DOGS!"
44. Guy - November 25, 2008 11:23 AM
Some were playing SW: Battlefront 2. "Your checkpoint is now under imperial control!"
45. Luna - November 25, 2008 12:49 PM
Oh that is so staged. they are doing that fake "bite your lip thang* THAT REALY GETS MY GOAT SERIOUSLY STOP BEING SO FAKE!!
46. Amber - November 25, 2008 1:36 PM
3:46-- why is she crying?
dont take this the wrong way-- but she kinda reminded me of one of those "help the starving children in 3rd world countries" commercial kids with her emotionless tears
47. Shaboigan - November 25, 2008 2:04 PM
In 5-10 years when these kids experience oral sex for the first time, they will have the exact same reaction. Watch the video again with this in mind.
48. Ramon M. - November 25, 2008 2:36 PM
are they masturbating?
49. damion huntoon - November 25, 2008 3:03 PM
I guess knifing people is the only real FUN part of any game huh? and is that one girl crying? I think I saw a faint tear roll down her cheek? Maybe she's more of a Sims person.....
50. B - November 25, 2008 3:12 PM
Ok, I'm really thinking that the one kid is not a girl now....the demonic one.
And the kid at 2:30 still cracks me up.
51. Bewildered - November 25, 2008 4:06 PM
Um... 2:07-2:26.
Quote from video:
"Now you are holding his head in your hands. Now... you are... kissing him."
"What?!"
"Yes, you are kissing him...
"He's pulling your long hair, shoving his tongue deep inside your mouth."
What game is that from?
52. Blopit - November 25, 2008 10:16 PM
i m glad i wasnt being filmed while playing videogames...so many rape faces!! ahhhh repressed memories!!!
SCAVENGER HUNT (yay, lucky this time the scavenger hunt wasnt held by micheal jackson)
(2:46) lol stoned
(2:03) crying cause som1's going in too deep
(2:08) horny messages
(2:40) use your imagination
(3:20) some kid dancing
(0:20) licking her lips
(0:33) tard
53. someone - November 26, 2008 10:12 AM
You should see me when I play video games.
54. fsadj - November 26, 2008 10:12 AM
Wow it's horrible child actors pretending to be immersed? Apparently they don't know that a tv screen in fixed in one place, and not to look all around the frigging room. Also. Emotions are fake, like crappy fake. Like. They must be doing a duel role on Hallmark fake. Would have been a cool project if it'd been real.
55. Itchy eye - November 26, 2008 12:35 PM
What find of faces to people make when they're watching youtube videos?
56. Sacha Wheeler - November 26, 2008 2:38 PM
Mashed up with Ring
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=izM1LDGN_fE
:)
57. Chauncy - November 26, 2008 5:17 PM
I know this has been mentioned, but the kid in the orange sweat shirt at 1:55 is either crying or his eyes have been opened for so long without blinking that they are tearing up. Either way, it's f***ed up.
58. Curtis - November 27, 2008 5:22 PM
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59. Video Juegos - November 27, 2008 5:48 PM
Younger ones are the most tense while paying.
Teens try to look more natural.
Regards.
60. Jack - November 28, 2008 3:21 PM
This was so funny .... the "evil" looking girl that didn't even blink was very funny !! :))
61. Ari - November 29, 2008 9:37 AM
@51)) Uhhh, that's not what they're saying.
"Your head is close to his and then you are kissing him. You are kissing him. And he is petting your hair while he shoves his cock deep inside your mouth." is what they're saying. o.o What the hell game is THAT?
62. Ari - November 29, 2008 9:43 AM
lol, oops, maybe I was wrong... o.o 51, yours sounds much more right... lol. Sorry 'bout that.
63. Fish Man - November 29, 2008 12:29 PM
all these kids (except for that stolid girl thats probably playing count the sand or wait in line) look like they're either having nervous sex, watching porn when their parents are home, or masturbating. it's kinda creepy
64. The Lone Shadow - January 10, 2009 4:00 AM
I don't have sound so they all look like they're jerkin' off. i wonder if they just made them wank then added the sound digitally...
65. z4x0r - May 30, 2009 4:23 PM
Video removed due to a copyright claim? Oshi-