Nov 20 2008WTF Is That?: Weird Super Mario Cartoon

This is part of a Super Mario cartoon. It's called Super Mario: Depression. Hit the jump to see the whole thing, I had to cut it into three pieces just to get it up. It's freaking weird. And kind of made me sad. A world with a depressed Mario is no world I want to live in.
Places to move:
outerspace
your mom's house
your house
Washington D.C.
Candyland
Mushroom Kingdom
Hit it to check the whole thing out.



Super Mario: Depression [kontraband]
Thanks to Emode, who once climbed a magic beanstalk and stole the golden goose from Rip Van Winkle's gingerbread house but then fell and broke his shell. He's healing.
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Reader Comments
1. Matthew - November 20, 2008 7:38 PM
uhh... this was a bit... odd...
2. Mia - November 20, 2008 7:39 PM
Is it weird that I laughed at that?
Maybe I was crying on the inside. While laughing on the outside.
3. Dandi <> - November 20, 2008 7:44 PM
Actually quite impressive, I love the artists style!
4. Kokopure - November 20, 2008 7:48 PM
... yep, moving to candyland.
5. Balls Deep - November 20, 2008 7:49 PM
Fantastic!
6. Daisy - November 20, 2008 7:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is very similiar to when Max took acid, ecstacy & mushrooms all at one time, then invented bacon flavored ice cream - which he later poured onto Baja's chest & ate it all off when it started kicking in..... Then he got naked, arrested for indecency, escaped police custody in a cardboard box - then was later caught on a live taping of wheel of fortune. It all happened in the movie, Never Back Down.
7. claire - November 20, 2008 7:51 PM
I'm scared.
8. Derek - November 20, 2008 7:51 PM
This is one of Eegra's "Hilarity Guest Comics". They're all great and quirky and geeky.
Check them out here: http://eegra.com/show/sub/cat/comics/
9. Daisy - November 20, 2008 7:57 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This reminds me of the scene in the Movie Never Back Down when Max was talking to Joe the plumber who was sad that Obama is the new president, and his taxes will go up.
10. random - November 20, 2008 7:59 PM
ey GW, completely random but wen do u think you'll be doing a 'best of geekologie' special. i wanna see that.
11. boredom - November 20, 2008 8:05 PM
uuuhhh WTF was that? That required WAY too much scrolling
12. P05TMAN - November 20, 2008 8:09 PM
That was disturbing on so many levels. No pun intended. Actually, maybe a little...Oh... I just realized im a liar. Now im Super Mario depressed.
13. GRAMMARRAMMERNAZI - November 20, 2008 8:18 PM
@10
Good Point!,
We do need a "Best Of" Geekologie' special. like that we can re-write all of our retarded comments once again.While their at it, we also need a "Geekologie Reality Show Special". Clearly, you can see why?
14. Beautiful! - November 20, 2008 9:11 PM
Wow! That was just beautiful!
15. nice tits CHECK me out (I'm a tranny) - November 21, 2008 12:01 AM
I think I've seen this thing once at a porn convention.
16. Rune - November 21, 2008 12:13 AM
Was there supposed to a point? Besides drawing some disgusting looking shit I mean? Is it humor, a message, moral what? Seriously, weak.
17. donkeypissfuckerasstitsdickchodemothertaintspalunkingwalabeeee - November 21, 2008 12:25 AM
saweet. period.
18. does daisy even exist? - November 21, 2008 12:27 AM
does daisy even exist?
19. buzz_clik - November 21, 2008 12:29 AM
That was effing rad.
I remember the days when half a tab did that. Now when I'm injecting drain cleaner straight into my eyeball I barely get anything. *sigh* I guess you can't go home again. Well, you can, but when you get there your parents won't be dissolving while echoing goblin voices giggle and chatter in your ear, telling you to look at the sunflower snake crawling up the wall.
20. somuchbetter - November 21, 2008 2:50 AM
That was cool you go from top to bottom like that and its just one giant thing put together. It was almost like you didn't want to blink...
21. handfullaboob - November 21, 2008 5:57 AM
thats f***ed
22. harveyjames - November 21, 2008 6:39 AM
Hey, thanks for posting my comic! You might also want to link to either my site or the site you took this from (http://www.eegra.com), either one would have been nice.
23. marxkadaj - November 21, 2008 7:02 AM
wierd
you forgot that you would also like to move to hyrule
24. Clifurd - November 21, 2008 8:50 AM
Wow that was one of the coolest comic styles I've ever seen. Hope to see more sometime.
25. Evan - November 21, 2008 9:41 AM
Seemed a little too influenced by murakami's work for my taste.
26. sirrix - November 21, 2008 10:21 AM
Hey Daisy: It's not funny anymore.
What a f***ed up cartoon... I kind of want to go poop now.
27. Pink - November 21, 2008 10:24 AM
Im going to your Mom's house!
28. Moose Knuckle - November 21, 2008 11:11 AM
Yes Daisy exists, because I am Daisy. F*** how many times do I have to tell you retards before you f***ing listen...
29. jaime - November 21, 2008 11:20 AM
WHAT.THE.F***. was that?
30. Jordan - November 21, 2008 12:28 PM
Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot
31. Adam - November 21, 2008 1:04 PM
The art and structure of that were amazing--great drawing and a really cool use of the scrolling format. My only problem is that Mario's depression seems to just be inserted--if there was more narrative progression then there would've been more of an emotional punch. I'm saying it needs to be longer.
32. che-che - November 21, 2008 1:12 PM
wonder if that body builder read this before taking his own life. i wonder...
33. sugacookie - November 21, 2008 2:52 PM
I'm so scared and cold *snotbubblecry*
34. Thumperchica - November 21, 2008 3:21 PM
@31 - I haven't heard anyone use that version of WTF in a long time, nice...
This cartoon bothered me, a lot... Mario and Luigi make sad gay roomies... then melt away into despair....
35. GoldenfrankO - November 21, 2008 6:23 PM
awesome and funny
36. CaptainJugglebug - November 21, 2008 7:05 PM
OHMYGAWSH Harvey James COMMENTED!!!
37. meanguy - November 21, 2008 8:44 PM
I like it...
38. nick - November 21, 2008 9:51 PM
what if me and my roommates dubbed our house "Mushroom Kingdom" when we moved in 6 months ago... would that null the list of possibilities?
39. zaya - November 21, 2008 10:44 PM
beautiful.
40. JAck - November 23, 2008 4:37 AM
Psh. they were playing that one in that scene in Never Back Down.
41. Er.... - November 23, 2008 6:05 AM
Jeez... you weren't kidding when you said it was freaking weird. And to think I doubted you.
42. ScreamingMantis - November 23, 2008 11:28 PM
>_< Ugh, you know, why do they have to f*** with Mario? Leave him alone!
43. KLanD - November 24, 2008 9:04 AM
That was seriously messed up.
44. dudemasterym - November 24, 2008 11:27 AM
What in the world?