WTF Is That?: Weird Super Mario Cartoon

This is part of a Super Mario cartoon. It's called Super Mario: Depression. Hit the jump to see the whole thing, I had to cut it into three pieces just to get it up. It's freaking weird. And kind of made me sad. A world with a depressed Mario is no world I want to live in.

Places to move:

outerspace
your mom's house
your house
Washington D.C.
Candyland
Mushroom Kingdom

Hit it to check the whole thing out.

Super Mario: Depression [kontraband]

Thanks to Emode, who once climbed a magic beanstalk and stole the golden goose from Rip Van Winkle's gingerbread house but then fell and broke his shell. He's healing.

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