Nov 18 2008Wrong, Just Wrong: Sexy Microphone Video

My wife usually hums when she does that...

IT'S F***ING ART!! Just like that zune add >_>

*sigh* What else can people get away with today just by claiming it's "art"?

Wow audio feedback, so impressively artistic.... wtf..

That was kinda hot, not gonna lie...

AND I'M SPENT!

That was sorta hot ... but as for art, it sucks ... neat sounds though just from some infested whores nobbling on a mic ... how about somebody make an artwork where you call somebody on your bluetooth & swallow it... just make sure you're batteries are fully charged.

This reminds me of that time I was abducted by aliens and... nevermind, I promised myself I'd never talk about.

No money shot?! Lame.

She thoughT it was a kielbasa!

I'd hit it.

It's obviously fake though, the shadows are all sorts of wrong.

ugh...unsanitary.

Art is dead.

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This does look a lot like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja was turning tricks in the wheel of fortune chatroom for vowels, and someone told her she'd get a free spin if she took care of Mike.

She should be working the balls a bit more. She's moving that shit all slow.

And would it have killed her to have gotten a white mic. Maybe one a little thicker ... with some veins?

Boo this video

Wow. no PEW PEW PEW?

Honestly, can anyone explain to me why this is art? So is Jenna Jamison Picasso?

I'D TAP DAT AS LONG AS DEM NIPPLES IS PERKY AND DAT PUSSY IS TIGHT!

Nice t***.

YES!!!!

???????? ummm…
but you guys do kind of have sick minds.

#13: STOP SAYING THAT EVERYTHING IS FAKE

and what is nsfw?

my favorite part is when the video zooms out and you find out she's on her knees...

@20

guess what?...........................................................EVERYTHING IS FAKE.

Uhm, I want her phone number.

Id be making the same sound if she was doing that to me !

i wonder where she'll put the mic for her encore

This chick was molested as a child by her uncles toaster you insensitive bastards. Now she cant stop shoving Nintendo 64 carts in her snizz. She has a problem, and she deserves your pity.

PEW

damn...should get my girl to watch these....might teach the old dog some new tricks..

http://www.youtube.com/user/thejobblow .............It gets better

*Fails at not reading the post before posting*

Remember, snizzes have snukes in them.

/me is confused seeing sucky sucky but no f***y f***y...

vid #2 is my fave. i wonder what kinda sounds she would make if you were banging her from behind at the same time.

This is all Marcel Duchamp's fault.

Deepthroat that!!!!!!
Besides I`m an idiot!!!!!!!!!

I think it's brilliant.

@ 33

Second that!

dude she so warms up with the real thing backstage before she performs

I must admit, these vids did make it move a little bit.

If this girl sucked a dick it would be the only porn I could get off to. She has the PERFECKT technique.

Mmm-HMMM.

Wow.

First off, this isnt art, clearly she simulating a blow job as she licks and sucks up the sides of it.

I was bought into this being legit for about .349 seconds.

But then when she started nibbling on it like corn on the cob, well i started to butter up my own ear of corn!

WHEW!!!

PEW PEWWWWWWW YUUMMMMM MMMM

I'm HORNY you filthy bitches!

Who wants to help me meat jack?!

@1 Captain Morgan

How your wife smells is hardly relevent here.

if she had any skill she would hum a tune while throating that damn thing but obviously she has none and thats why this is her art.

If you close your eyes and imagine, it sounds like she is blowing a dinosaur.

ROAUR

Lmao, wonder how she figured out she could make funny noises by giving a mic a rimjob... would be pretty sweet though if she could make music out of doing that instead of just screeching noises... music would be art but i wouldnt consider that art, just practice.

I got a boner.Serious.

"And now for my encore, the microphone complete with the metal stand! Ladies and gentlemen, do try this at home"

In the second video she'd have done better going with the pearl necklace.

this is why god put woman on their knees.

Yeah I'm a pervert, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

How long does she do it for though? It seems to have a limited sound range...
Ah well, still not a bad idea for a performance piece :o

poor shotgun mic

LOVE IT! ahah what a wonderful way to start the day!

So thats the sound a robot makes when getting a blowjob...

The future is now

This is obviously not "art", if the girl was just "deep throating" the microphone I probably would of believed that this could be some sort of art to make sound, but you don't fcuking lick a microphone sideways to make noise. This is obviously some stupid method of creating random noises which are not even pleasant to any ears, and whoever thought of the idea that giving a microphone a blow job session must of been fcuked to the head or just really fcuking bored. Other than that I gotta say I wouldn't mind switching that microphone with my penis, she's got pretty good technique ;D

michael you fag. you can't even muster enough courage to curse. you suck. that is sooo art it hurts, dude.

My fav was at 38 seconds when the photographer decides that this is nothing worth taking a pic. He just walks away.

so.... enough with the 8th grade action, how about some bug-eyed throat stuff. I'll bet the mic would do more than feed back.

OK, so I couldn't watch this at work yesterday, but I did check it out when I got home. I wouldn't qualify this as art, more of a "am porn" tryout. And seriously guys - that looks like good technique?

So thats what a blowjob for a whale sounds like, oh it a documentary, or the foley stage for free willy (in her mouth)

I learned something....

I love that some pretentious snob is probably assigning some contrived deep meaning to this when the reality is that it's just some whore bobbing on a microphone... artists are some of the biggest cons in the world... and I make art for a living.

so when is it her vagina;s turn.

I JUST GOT A BONER!!!!

Amen, #58!!

You guys that think this girl's got talent have never been blown.

Make that mic 2X that girth (or 3X if she ever has any intentions of being with a black man), have her go faster and vary her speeds, and see if she can keep that up for 30+ minutes...THEN I'll be impressed.

wow, a literal "attention whore"...neat!

someone dangle some fuzzy dice around that thing so she can practice cupping the balls!

oh my goodness this was beautiful!! this is literally one of the best performance art pieces i have ever come across. it has so much deep meaning and i can relate to this art in so many ways. girls suck cock.

what a whore! she probably blew everyone in the room after the "performance" and they all pew pew pew'd onto her face. This is why we should cut "art" funding across the board in our educational infrastructure. "The world will judge us on how we raise our daughters" - JFK.....FTW! bitches.

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#61

Ditto. I hate the art community.

Just a bunch of attention whores who put more emphasis on the statement then the work it's self ...

But that's probably because they aren't talented enough to create anything that can carry it's self with out attatching some long winded diatribe about Darfur or whatever's trendy at the moment in an effort to distract people from the fact that they've got the skill level and vision of a half retarded 4 year old.

a guy should try that mic

You know the photographer went to unload his load in the middle of the vid

This is funny not Art. BTW uselses stuff.