Nov 7 2008Why God, Why?: A Welcome Mat Mouse Pad
I've seen it all now. A $13 mouse pad that looks like a welcome mat. Jesus, what will they think of next? And could it possibly be this freaking stupid?
UPDATE: Jesus said their next pad is gonna look like a little mouse cage. Aaaaaand I'm out. *BANG*
Thanks to Reece, who knows that the only good mouse pad is a bearskin rug.
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Reader Comments
1. Extraabsorbant - November 7, 2008 5:47 PM
oh jebus, a welcome mat?
my computer is not a door. -_-
sop confusing me.
2. Mike - November 7, 2008 5:47 PM
first!
pew pew....
3. Mike - November 7, 2008 5:48 PM
aw for f***'s sakes... slow loading piece of crap page
4. kennydude - November 7, 2008 5:49 PM
hahah Mike got /pwned by his connection :P
5. I'm a Computer - November 7, 2008 5:59 PM
everyone in the world should have a laser mouse by now. even if they dont own a computer.
6. Moose Knuckle - November 7, 2008 6:06 PM
I once tried to market a mouse pad that looked like a maxi pad. It was aimed whiney, pussy emo kids. Shoulda designed it like a razor blade, or a disheartened father ODing on oxycotin.
7. greenman - November 7, 2008 6:07 PM
Someone wiped dog shit on mine
8. Moose Knuckle - November 7, 2008 6:07 PM
i've got a mouse with a freakin laser on it's head.
9. Hunter - November 7, 2008 6:11 PM
This is the epitome of stupid.
10. Don't click on my name! - November 7, 2008 6:23 PM
@ 5 I tried the whole "I have a lazer mouse, I don't need a mouse pad!" bullshit!
F***en glass desk!
Pew pew pew! Lazers!
11. I'm a Computer - November 7, 2008 6:53 PM
@10... good point. LAZOR DESKS!
12. Don't click on my name! - November 7, 2008 7:01 PM
I want a mouse pad with a picture of sharks on it. Then when I set my mouse on it, I will have sharks with fricken lazer beams on their heads!
Pew pew pew---------------------------->
<--------------------------Pew pew pew
13. Moose Knuckle - November 7, 2008 7:04 PM
I wish someone would make some sort of laser sword or sabre-like device, that'd be cool. 'Course then somone would put it in a movie and it would be put into a movie and it would have an amazing sequel, but a so-so third movie, and THEN it would get 3 super crappy prequels with a pansey, marble mouthed lead actor whose character gets duped over to the dark side and there'll be mitichlorines and jar-jars and stupid jedi deaths and a pathetically contrived love story between 2 actors with no chemistry 'cause one of them is clearly gay and it's not the one that would be hot being gay and I think one of the droids is gay and while I don't think the director is actually gay, he does seem to REALLY SUCK ASS AAAAAAAAGH F*** YOU GEORGE LUCAS, YOU DESTROYED MY DREAMS!!!!!!!
14. McGloin - November 7, 2008 7:08 PM
A NIGGER in the White House! What the f***! I'd rather have my eyeballs removed by 2 blind handicapped kindergarten children with toothpicks.
This is an outrage! That nigger will be in there soon with his 'homeboys' smoking weed, eating fried chicken, calling up his hoes, supping 40oz malt liquor, picking water melon seeds out of his teeth.
I bet that nigger is going to be receiving welfare while he's in the White Hou- sorry my mistake the Black House. Someone is going to have to tell him that being the president means having to do work, broken back, crooked toed rotten coon.
The most patriotic thing you will ever see from that thing, is an afro pick decoared in the stars and stripes, dug into his 'fro.
Way to go America, from Bush to a Nigger, you REALLY screwed up this time.
15. Don't click on my name! - November 7, 2008 7:11 PM
A MCGLOIN in the BLOG! What the f***! I'd rather have my eyeballs removed by 2 blind handicapped kindergarten children with toothpicks.
This is an outrage! That MCGLOIN will be in there soon with his 'homeboys' smoking weed, eating fried chicken, calling up his hoes, supping 40oz malt liquor, picking water melon seeds out of his teeth.
I bet that MCGLOIN is going to be receiving welfare while he's in the White Hou- sorry my mistake the BLOG. Someone is going to have to tell him that being the BLOG ASSHOLE means having to do work, broken back, crooked toed rotten MCGLOIN.
The most patriotic thing you will ever see from that thing, is an afro pick decoared in the stars and stripes, dug into his 'fro.
Way to go America, from DAISY to a MCGLOIN, you REALLY screwed up this time.
16. Daisy - November 7, 2008 7:12 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This looks a little like Baja's mouse pad from the movie Never Back Down, except that it didn't look like a welcome mat, it looked like a mouse with a spare tire on the back.
17. Moose Knuckle - November 7, 2008 7:13 PM
Long posts...like my johnson, pew pew pew.
18. N3GR0 - November 7, 2008 7:17 PM
LOL @ Don't click on my name!
DAMN YOU MY NIGGAH
19. Moose Knuckle - November 7, 2008 7:22 PM
MCGLOIN!!!!
This is an obvious MCGLOIN job. You can tell its fake because the MCGLOINs are all wrong.
This looks a little like MCGLOIN's mouse pad from the movie Never MCGLOIN Down, except that it didn't look like a MCGLOIN mat, it looked like a MCGLOIN with a spare tire on the MCGLOIN.
20. Moose Knuckle - November 7, 2008 7:23 PM
plagerize baby!!!
21. Don't click on my name! - November 7, 2008 7:25 PM
MOOSE KNUCKLE!!!!
This is an obvious MOOSE KNUCKLE job. You can tell its fake because the MOOSE KNUCKLES are all wrong.
This looks a little like MOOSE KNUCKLE's mouse pad from the movie Never MOOSE KNUCKLE Down, except that it didn't look like a MOOSE KNUCKLE mat, it looked like a MOOSE KNUCKLE with a spare tire on the MOOSE KNUCKLE.
22. McGloin Is The New Cool - November 7, 2008 7:26 PM
MCGLOIN!!!!
This is an MCGLOIN MCGLOIN MCGLOIN. You can tell its MCGLOIN MCGLOIN the MCGLOINs are all MCGLOIN.
This looks a little like MCGLOIN's MCGLOIN MCGLOIN from the MCGLOIN MCGLOIN MCGLOIN MCGLOIN, MCGLOIN that it didn't look like a MCGLOIN MCGLOIN, it looked like a MCGLOIN with a MCGLOIN MCGLOIN on the MCGLOIN.
23. Moose Knuckle - November 7, 2008 7:27 PM
Ooooh, ouch, a "moose knuckle job" does not sound fun.
24. Orinoco Womble - November 8, 2008 12:44 AM
I'd rather have a "Bugger Off" mouse mat ... and door mat. ;-)
25. KLanD - November 8, 2008 7:49 AM
Do people still use mouse pads?
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27. Estoye - November 10, 2008 10:32 AM
I know! How about a JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS mousepad?
28. Gail - November 10, 2008 3:00 PM
GAY