Nov 5 2008Why Obama Won: A Geekologie Perspective

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Because he clenched the robot vote. This $250 ObamaBot cast 30 ballots and swayed human voters with the threat of annihilation, and also, a set of pretty sweet set of retreads. Yay democracy!

Even robots love Obama [engadget]

Thanks to Julian, my campaign manager, for siphoning off all campaign contributions to line his own pockets. With ones. To the strip club!

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f-yeah obamabot!

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST! F*** YOU! NOW I HAVE TO GO AND CRY IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT!

I don't know.... it looks to me like it's trying to kill that little black child. Look at how she is not embracing it, but seems to be running away, as if for her life.

Don't let your babies play around robots. Just a good general rule of thumb.

and the robots have the support of little black childeren...
or do they? run for your life!

FAKE!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell, its fake because the shadows are all wrong.

It does however look like John Kerry pasted into a scene from the movie Never Back Down. However the robot is a little more lifelike than Kerry in real life.

hey, the robot vote clinched it for nixon in the year 3000...

Damnit, I love robots. Yet I fear them as well.

Hooray Fry for the Futurama reference!!!

+327 brownie points!!!!

Robots=death... the only prejudice I will always have and never apologize for... that, and I really think the Polish are dumb.

pew pew

"...and also, a set of pretty sweet set of retreads."

Huh?

F1RST!!!!1!..... black president

Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted in a while. My mom took me to Glamour Shots at the mall so I could get a cool pic for my MySpace page.

Mom says I look like a gangster rapper.

I agree, I do look pretty street.

@13, i see that you are a little gangster, i am a little gangster myself...

Assholes, I taped the election and was gonna watch it tonight. You ruined the ending for me.

sweet, that was taken at University of Florida

It's face looks like the face of a bionicle when you take its mask off...

@14, haha, thanks for noticing, except that wasn't me. If my douche of an impostor would pay attention, he would notice that my link no longer goes to my myspace.

"Obamabot"! Funny

Thank god we elected Obama into office so this country can get back on track again! And even the haters get to benefit! it's a win-win!

horray! that's my school! the island of obama supporters surrounded by red.

"Clenched" or "clinched"?

Obama only won because not enough republicans could call off work in order to go vote.

Nevermind my previous post. I'm a bigot and can't control my negro hating ways. Because everybody who is white is a Republican. I FAIL!

so when do the cars that are powered by hope come out?

@11 - a "retread" is a tire that has worn down/blown out and been refurbished, ie: re-treaded

@22 - that was what I said last nite... Silly liberals, paychecks are for workers, oh wait, we have an uber liberal president in January... n/m checks are for non workers now.... *hangs head*
That doesn't make him racist you retard, it makes him capitalist.

@JaY - they're already here, every POS you see puttering/sputtering down the road, the driver is "hoping" that the damned thing makes it to where ever the f*** they're going.


KILL THE OBAMABOT BEFORE... shit, too late...

What's sad is I go to UF and saw this... "robot"... on campus- made me sad that it actually wasn't a robot but well... a giant RC car more or less. But as you can clearly tell! It scares little children! Thus- the beginning of the robot apocalypse.. or something... Or the fact it was ugly...

Nice tires.

ALL YOUR OBAMA BELONG TO US!

Yeah, this is at UF, I passed it every day for a month. I thought it was kind of an odd campaign tool, since "Obamabot" came to mean someone who supported Obama blindly, like a robot. W/E, I guess it worked

hahah that bot scared the crap out of me at turlington the other day...i wasn't expecting it to talk to me!

@28 - Fail - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO OBAMA!

Friggin guy - even his robots are fake.

It took him 15 minutes to vote. Apparently there's no "present" on the IL ballot.

At least by next February we will know what he stands for. He's been able to keep it a secret so far.

@23

Coward.

Who said anything about race? If anything it makes you the bigot, asshole. Not all democrats are black jackass.

Where's the POFLAWA? I came for the POFLAWA.

So now I know who my paychecks will be going too, a lazy robot.

THAT'S UF!
Turlington Hall!
I totally didn't see that bot while I was on campus..

And the robot poll is open. And the robot vote is in. Nixon wins!!!!

Gx

@38, Haha, Not even close to being me, but wow. Didn't even know that was out there.

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It's Gort!

Don't you silly liberals understand the TRUTH about Obama?

He's a far-left liberal elected by a center-right country. He's a secret Muslim who spent years in a white-hating Christian church. He's a long-time Washington insider with no experience who ground through the corrupt Chicago political scene and accomplished absolutely nothing. He's a peacenik warmonger who will lose Iraq and Iran but will invade Pakistan. He's an Israel-hating Arab who supports Palestinian terrorism who is completely beholden to AIPAC. He's a Democrat with no mandate who barely won the election and will now rule this country along with his party with an iron fist because they control everything.!!!1!!11!!!!

P.S. Abortion is murder. Fetuses have rights* too, until they are born anyway. Then they are just social program leeches looking for a handout.

*We reserve the ability to revoke said rights if the fetus in question happens to be born a homosexual.

P.S.S. WHARRRRRGARRBLLEEEE.

@41 Obama barely won just like the fetus in my girlfriend was barely aborted, 3 months ahead of time. oh snap. just think, the next one is coming partly from YOUR PAYCHECK. I'll bet your 'god bless America' tattoo dosent look so sweet now does it asshole.

#42, someone should give your mother some literature on late term abortions... very very late term.


did the funny obama bot scared the kids ?

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST! F*** YOU! NOW I HAVE TO GO AND CRY IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT!

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