Nov 3 2008Who Am I And Where The Hell Are My Pants?: Scientists Study Possibility Of 'Amnesia Beam'


Being able to selectively delete memories, this sounds promising.

A team of scientists from the United States and China announced last week that, for the first time, they had found a means of selectively and safely erasing memories in mice, using the signaling molecule αCaMKII. It's a big step forward, and one that will be of considerable interest to the military, which has devoted efforts to memory manipulation as a means of treating post-traumatic stress disorder. But some military research has moved in another direction entirely.

Wow, really? Who would have thought -- another direction entirely. Brainwashing anybody? I didn't really bother reading the rest of the article because I've been picking through my Halloween candy, but it said something about flashing lights and microwave exposure to the brain. Which can only mean one thing: how can I get the microwave to run with the door still open?

Military Investigates Amnesia Beams [wired]

Thanks to....uh, damnit, it was just on the tip of my tongue. Thanks to....shit, hold on. Thanks to Allegro, who could out-memory two elephants easily.

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This is clearly done by Corel Drawer. You could tell the shadows are too dark and Will Smith's mustache fades leftwards.

This looks like a scene from Big Mama's House where Malcolm was dressed up as a cop flashing lights at people.

Some people are just copycats, un-f***ing-orginal.

low blows folks. brought to you by GW.

how do they know it worked??
did they ask the mice if they forgot how to eat and shit?


haha ya...sure they are just wanting to use it to treat pts... reminds me of that time that i uh...well....damn i forgot what i was saying..

........Shit, what was I going to post....

I thought that's what rufies and beer were for.

the beam also worked well with gold fish.

Dying to erase your memory of your first wife out of your mind? Need not to worry. A flash of light is the answer to your miseries.

Where the hell did I get these anal warts from? I've never slept with a stranger before!!!


This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.

This looks like the scene from Never Back Down where Max got hit in the head with a coconut, and lost his memory. Then he got hit with another, and his memory came back. Either that, or gilligans island, I get them confused.

I didnt know GW was scared of the gays as well lol. wait a minute, how did i get here?

Wasn't there a movie about this recently? The Signal? This shit could be run through a TV signal and f*** up entire countries. Hell, they are already running it on CMT...which explains a few things.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind anyone?

"A couple undergo a procedure to erase each other from their memories when their relationship turns sour, but it is only through the process of loss that they discover what they had to begin with."

This could happen to us GW :)

did you know the term for 'tip of the tongue' is 'presque vu'? it means 'almost seen'. and 'jamais vu' is 'never seen' and it's when you know something is familiar but it feels completely alien - like when you gaze at a word over and over and it becomes meaningless. that's right, fact fans.

Oh good, then people can commit crimes and make all the witnesses forget all about it...

@19 - I was gonna say the government could be even more bold in its usurping of the rights of the populace, and make us all forget. But it looks like you beat me to the punch.

Obama/Palin 08!

@ 13 - Tha'ts no anal wart, that's a space station.

It's all so futile. Why? WHY?

What if they already made it, but they made us forget?

@23 thats deep bro.
this one time I lost the tv remote. I looked for days and finally found it in the couch. It all makes sense now... damn amnesia beam.

That stupid amnesia beam also explains, why people watched so many Jean Claude Van Damme movies.... "hey cool blood sport 2"

Is there anyone in this world who does not dream of controlling people? between banks, corporations, the government and the army, soon you'll have really many bullets to dodge.
Just give all your money to me, damit. And forget you did it.

Well, on the upside, whenever you get really pissed off that they have a memory beam, they'll just use it on you. I'll take a compact purse model. BF getting pissed off that you were out late with your friends, RESET HIS ASS.

What Happen?

"A team of scientists from the United States and China"

Wonder how much lead paint it takes to erase a memory.

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