Nov 14 2008What If?: The Matrix Ran On Windows

Firsty, wow 2 in one day.

second

second :D

Is there a prize? It's my first second ever!

Second second :D :D

Second second :D :D

That sucked.

Hahaha...this was actually pretty good. People who don't like it don't get it. And they can f*** themselves.

AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA...cough...hahaha! This video is soooo funny 'cuz it's true! Can we sick one of those terminator motorcycles on Bill Gates? Huh, huh, pleeeeeeease, oh pretty pleeeeeease! PEW PEW PEW!!!

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell it's fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This kinda looks like the scene from the movie Never Back Down where max and Baja argued whether it was a doorknob or a dormouse said to feed your head.

Did they just make this?
Eight years late for a Matrix spoof and I'm feeling there are too many of the same windows jokes.

It was okay.

Did they just make this?
Eight years late for a Matrix spoof and I'm feeling there are too many of the same windows jokes.

It was okay.

lol TRIPLE POST MY BAD

Anyone else's page not loading right?

Yea Sgt. C. Foxtrot, the reason for my double post.

Next they should make one for mac and the color wheel of loading or possibly crashing

well i am a big fan of the MATRiX and i can say that this was actually really really good. i mean ive seen the other spoofs and the windows jokes like #12. asiantom said but come on, noone though of putting the two together before, to me it was hilarious, a literal lol, and it looks very nice, the settings are pretty close to the movie settings and the acting was good,
my point in this is that even though is a joke and is old and the matrix is history and bla bla bla bla bla
still i wanted to empathize on the effort that they put to do this joke, other matrix jokes or spoofs look so homemade, like, if someone did it in their own neighborhood but what i liked was that these people actually took their time to make it as close as they could.

as far as for myself, i never saw those windows jokes before, and i dont live under a rock or anything i just never saw them, to me they were really clever and really really funny, i think there was more to do but this was perfect

A big FFFF YOU to the NEver back down joke, SERIOUSLY DAISY JUST STOP! seriously does anyone find that amusing anymore, ok, ok, im not being hateful just COME UP WITH A NEW JOKE ALREADY!!!!!

Irony, as you're talking shit on the video talking shit on windows, your page doesn't load correctly... hmm... methinks microsoft KNOWS!!!!!!!!

Last week when this was making the rounds i thought it was a tremendous amount of money to spend on something so thinly written - then again it was put together by mac people. This week I wonder why it took a week to get here. And I snicker to see that the spider drawing "post" has drawn so many comments. Oh boy I can't wait to read all that!

I just LUIS!!!!!:
Laugh
Until
I
Shitted

No, seriously Thumperchicka...you wanna go steady?

hahaha priceless! Although I love windows and all it's funny cuz it's SOOO true!

I want to take Daisys mouth, but it appears to be a fake, clearly it must be a photoshop job, the shadows are all wrong and..gnuuuuuuuuuhhH! never mind.

I know dong spew...whoa

@17 - Nice manifesto douchenozzle.

Why do you hate on Daisy, she makes me giggle every day. But then again, you thought the windows jokes were funny, so your sense of humor is suspect.

who didn't see that blue screen coming? seriously? ugh.

lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

well coming from a guy named Douchie Mc Bagman, i think anything you say is like ....pointless,

but to be fair with Daisy i said:A big FFFF YOU to the NEver back down joke I have NOthing against her, is just that that joke is being used so much i wouldnt be surprised if it came out in the next "disaster movie" types of movies that keep coming,

im not hating on Daisy, like your "Douchie" mind forgot to see in my post i said seriously does anyone find that amusing anymore, ok, ok, im not being hateful just COME UP WITH A NEW JOKE ALREADY!!!!!

and i put that in CAPS not as insult but as in REALLY WE NEED A NEW JOKE!! kinda thing,

for example, #23 was actually kinda funny, "I want to take Daisys mouth, but it appears to be a fake, clearly it must be a photoshop job, the shadows are all wrong and..gnuuuuuuuuuhhH! never mind."

i mean really cant ANYONE just come up with some other joke??? is it that hard that everyone has to write the same joke over and over and over and over and over and over.
by the way i just thought of one joke:

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell it's fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This kinda looks like the scene from the movie Never Back Down

haha...haha.. Irony, i doubt that "Douchie" will get it... what .... a (do i dare say it..) ...DOUCHE! ^_^

daisy f***ing rocks. so step off.

i hope she keeps that up until the end of time.

Hahaha! I laughed so good tonight.
Windows Rule!

SCREW YOU WINDOWS HATERS!

SCREW YOU WINDOWS HATERS!

SCREW YOU WINDOWS HATERS!

(This message is paid for by the friends John McCain)

You fools! Cant you see, were already in the Matrix! And the system is testing us to see how far it can warp our minds before we snap. A nigger in the white house is the last straw for me! Thats why I am currently creating plans for a website / petition called impeach the chimp (with a special link to Geekologie on there, cause after all, even though it's a site of race traitors its a damn funny site!). Were going to sock it to the system by saying take your dirty nigger president back to Africa! America was the land of the free! BUT ONLY TO WHITES! All nig noggery and nig noggery related behaviour should not and will not be tolerated!

The second I finished watching this, a Flash error report popped up :P

(I'm running Win XP)

I saw this a while ago. It's ok, the special effects are decently done. I have to agree with #12 though, a few of the windows jokes are kinda outdated (a-la Win98).

At least it doesn't run on OSX, cause the whole 'nothing but white' thing would drive me nuts. Although Neo wouldn't have a problem kicking agent @ss cause they'd all be Justin Long.

they should've cast that guy as Neo in the real one... much convincing job than mr. keanu

@28 - Is your nickname Blowhard Mc Unfunnyasshole?

You are lame and type such long rants, it makes you look like a crazy person. I hope Daisy Never Backs Down,

It was...almost funny?

@8
How can I f*** my self? Seriously?

Technically, you have to be a hermaphrodite to be able to that. Those are the people who have both sex organs. Yeah, and its yucky. And the odds for me of being a hermaphrodite is only 1 in 7000. So, ha! You really can't tell people to f*** themselves.
Jerking off, poking the ass, and rubbing the pussy don't count as sex either.

I can think of a number of ways that you can go..... 'f*** yourself".

There's a lot of random douchebags in these posts for some reason. Ones that don't know how to type either.

But anyway, this was kinda lame.

" ...There's a lot of random douchebags in these posts..." is really poor grammar. If douchebags is plural then you should only use the plural auxiliary of "Be", as in:

"There are a lot of random douchebags in these posts.... "

I assume that you are including yourself in this list of "...ones who don't know how to type".

OMFG... When morpheus said ''Freeze" my f***ing cumputer froze... had to restart to post this... lol

This video is the story of my life when it comes to computers

The production quality for this skit is really good. I thought collegehumor was a fairly poor website.

@ 28 what a a f***ing a$$hole, you are so stupid you can't even spell right, you are so lame and come here to insult the amazing daisy, i love daisy and she is the most amazing blogger in the world, without her jokes i could never survive, f*** off and back off daisy, we all like her and you just sound retarted, Fk you and i hope you rot in the deep bowls of hell, how dare you even try to mess with daisy, i would have you thrown into the deepest of black pitches to be eaten by wolverines, daisy keep up the good work and you are the most amazing human that ever lived, i would love to read your posts all day long

@44 - only retards spell retarded, retarted
@40 - there is a big difference between knowing how to type and knowing how to write.

@45- Yes, thank you for pointing that out. I'm sure that you are quite firm in your understanding of the differences between what we do with a pencil, and what we do with a keyboard. However, you missed my whole point.

Am I the only person that now hates the comment section because of all of the "FAKE! THIS IS A PHOTOSHOP JOB" replies that go with EVERY SINGLE GEEKOLOGIE POST?

@47. Yes.

Just kidding. I do too.

No, you aren't alone. Inasmuch as I would rather not hear this repetition, this is an open post, and people are free to write whatever they like- -and that's a good thing too. Whenever you feel as though you've had enough....just think of all those repressed posts in Yugoslavinskia and Bullgairiniania.

HEY!!!!,

is it just me, or is it a little hot in here? Someone should open a window or sumthin';perhaps make some ice tea for everyone. Does anyone have any good ingredients for a wicked ice-tea?

I'm 51!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!1!!! Can you BELIEVE IT??? I've wanted to be 51 on this blog since I was little! I was always crying without knowing why, but now I realized it: I was always meant to be 51 here!! And now I am!!! I am finally a complete human being!!!!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

fifty-one, eh! Mmmmmmmmm....what can I say.

Well, you are more than half way to one hundred.

you're all insane....oh yeah, @40 i caught that too, nice.

Insanity is nothing more than a state of mind. The fact that we are all “in sane” is somewhat quite comforting as long as everyone in the group is equal. As a result, if everybody is insane then no one person in it is ostracized for being different. Of course if some were different then we could just collectively beat them with a stick….or sumthin’

so you support anybody's right to post whatever they like, except daisy?

YOURAYNUS... you are an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't realize that aside from the fun of posting with fellow geekologists, youraynus offered free grammer lessons. Double score! If I spelled something incorrectly, or used the wrong puntuation I appologize... I've been drinking.

PS- funny stuff. Dated, but funny

I'm so awesome! I can type words! These words come together and make sentences that form paragraphs! But alas, these words don't make a damn bit of sense. I like chimps and I know that chimps are apes and not decendents of Africans. I apologize for any duress I may have caused. I may have voted for McCain, but my hopes now rest on the shoulders of my new president, Barack Obama. God bless our new president! God bless America!

@37 You never seen WishMaster 2 I'm guessing >D
And The Matrix IS THE SHIT SON!!!!!!

I'd rather see a new literal video. Plus this is just like that time I was abducted by aliens and they jammed all these cords into my head, then forced me to wear some kind of bite-counting apparatus, all while assembling fiber optic wallpaper in some gray guys crystal-filled apartment.

Finally, back to the good ol' senseless bashings and ravaging insult-a-thons. For a minute there, I thought we were all being WAY too friendly with each other.

Douchie Mcbagman, keep up the good work.
McGloin, may you be thrown in prison, doomed to spend the rest of your days filled with ass poundings from giant black cock (with creampie).

I love the part about the error reports.... it's true, does it really make a difference?

...and the multiplying!

To answer all of your questions and concerns:

1. YES

2. It doesn't matter what I think.

3. From this day forward I have chosen to stop using the name "YOURAYNUS" (for obvious reasons that I'm sure I need not elaborate upon), and instead will go by the title of "GRAMMARNAZI".

@61

I love cream pies! Pound me HARD!

@64

Dude/Dudess, you need need to do some real soul searching or professional help.

@65

I'm a big racist pile of monkey shit! I deserve no pity! Make my ass bleed!

@66

Yes, I was thinking the same. Your mother mustt be real proud of you.