Nov 17 2008The World's Best Exercise Machine

Can't you just... run?

FIRST THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Hold the Phone! They already have the ultimate exercise machine, one that could potentially change our country from a fat one to a fit one, and it's a lot cheaper and more comfortable and more efficient and faster!

I give you.... The Bicycle!

Everyone should buy this ugly things just to spite the auto and oil companies.

I'm totally adding wheels to my exersise Bike when i get home.

Thats like inserting a fleshlight inside your girl's vagene, then proceeding to insert the fleshlight.

or

Thats like attaching a hang-glide simulator to an actual hang-glide... then hang-gliding with it.

So wait, if what you are saying is true.

I could buy a machine which would allow me to get from A to B using only my legs?!?!?!

Sign me up for that shizz!

I was reading about this and actually this is the new "batmobile" in the next batman movie. That's going to be kick-ass!!!

Jackass stunt in the making.... Let's see.... As many runners as possible, over a jump, and/or blindfolded.

ya know, that would be pretty nice to travel twice the distance you would if you were just running.

Running on a running treadmill is like playing virtual virtual skeeball.

It would be way way way more cool if it were like those railroad carts that you have to pump up and down. (I call dibs on front-facing). It would be a green way to get around and you wouldn't have to put up with the homeless rushing over to wash the windshield.

Everybody who thinks I'm a genius, vote below.

dude it's like running but without the hassle of...

actually.

i can't think of how it's better than running.

uuhhmmm. something seems redundant about this. seriousness, its one of those spoof adds right? right...?

The shadows dont look right...Daisy can we get a ruling?

i can't fap to this either.

fap moose knuckles

Optional Accessories:
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Cup Holder
Saddle Bags for parcels / groceries
Winter Tread De-Icer
Studded Winter Tires
Heater
Retractable Canvas Top
Functioning Cerebral Cortex*

*You have to be brain dead to "run" on this rather than just RUNNING. F***ing RETARDED.

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

Its kinda like that scene where Baja asks Max where he mounts the spare tire on his treadmill, in the movie Never Back Down.

BELIEVE IT

"I'm totally adding wheels to my exersise Bike when i get home."

This is easily the best thing I've ever read on Geekologie, if not the entire internet.

"Ash", mate, you are the spastic to rule all spastics.

FAKE!!!!

Daisy's boobs are a total photoshop job. You can tell because they are rectangular and the squishyness is all wrong.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm cake.

hahaha althou, this is prolly the most useless thing ever, I don't doubt that there is someone who is just DYING to buy one

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I bet a few million Americans are calling this the new American Dream.
All you need is a pop star to use one of these.

Whoa, it can outrun a Porsche!

This thing is as bad-ass as the popes limo.

I get it, it's not really a treadmill, and neither do you get laid in it.

...do they com in fuchsia? Or poop brown?

Suryooslee, I'd totally hit it.

I blame Mary Khan for ruining my self-esteem by dismembering my third [penis].

I think have too much time on my hands.

Yet, no time for love... *sigh

Daisy... Let me love you for once. For I will caress your living existence and enlighten your soul with selfless ecstasy.

To love you means wonders to me. To love you excites me through the depths of my soul. To love you is the only purpose of living.

Hell is the only place for me but heaven is for the both of us.

There is no glory when there is no satisfaction. To have you is my only conclusion to where life begins and ends at the same time.

Daisy is the epitome of love.

Yet, I may never see you anytime, anyhow. God is my refuge, and I believe that one day we may finally see each other in his kingdom. I can wait forever but without you gives me hope.

Longing for you defines me in every aspect.

I hope to see you and be with you 'til the ends of time.

27@ XD
CRAP!!!

It's good to see that the guy who wrote the "Baywatch" theme song is finding work.

GEOFF LEPPARD as long as its the good spastic and not that cerebral palsy kind.

But is it bomb proof? And can it run on hope?

Flinstones, meet the flinstones....

@32
Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

When you're with the Flintstones
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.

uhh is this for douchbags who want to look better then anyone walking?
you can get the same effect walking, you know

I took mine to work this morning.

Wtf is up with the weird early 90s teen soap music in the background?

i would buy it. nothing better than running on something that runs when you run to run people over. honestly thats why you buy it, to run people over. also i would probably ride it downhill or something or see if i can stop running and see if it keeps going without killing me.

what are you kidding me i thought it was going to be worth watching ugh

Wow. That's almost as bad as the Treadmill Bike.