Nov 24 2008That's What I Call Shiny: A Chrome Bugatti
We've seen chromed cars in the past, but quite frankly (can I call you Frankly?), those just weren't as shiny as this Bugatti Veyron. Maybe they went for the economy chrome job, but whatever the case, they lacked the mirror-like sheen of this summabitch. I mean, you could snort drugs off the hood of this thing. You know, or a CD case. But if you are doing your drugs off the back of a cracked CD case, chances are you probably don't have the money to be doing drugs. And your connection probably sucks. I guess what I'm getting at is this: you're snorting laxatives.
Hit the jump for four more of the shiny-shiny.
Chrome Bugatti Veyron [openers]
Thanks to Oliver, who doesn't need a chrome Bugatti because he has a diamond one. BLING!
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Reader Comments
1. Moose Knuckle - November 24, 2008 5:00 PM
FIRTS!
2. Moose Knuckle - November 24, 2008 5:00 PM
HAHAHAHA
3. Davo - November 24, 2008 5:03 PM
Sexy. I'd leave some assprints on that one fer-shur. PEW PEW PEW!!
4. PLEEEZE! - November 24, 2008 5:12 PM
It just looks like a really fine black laquer. And, I had no idea that moose knuckle queef were actually called "FIRTS!". I suppose it stands to reason.
5. THE KWAZ - November 24, 2008 5:35 PM
FIRFTH
6. botron13 - November 24, 2008 5:39 PM
Well normally I snort my drugs off books so the drugie girls think I read and shit but in this case I would totally snort them off a car then they would think I own a car hahahahahaha sillly drugie chick
7. Daisy - November 24, 2008 5:39 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This looks like the Car Max drove Baja to the prom with in the movie Never Back Down.
8. Moose Knuckle - November 24, 2008 5:40 PM
I want to wax it with steel wool
9. jackassiscool - November 24, 2008 5:44 PM
i hope whoever owns this realises they don't deserve it......or just drives it off a cliff in a blaze of glory.......or gasses themselves in it......or gets blinded by the sun doing 200mph and hits an immovable object.......not so funny now eh chrome boy?!
10. Moose Knuckle - November 24, 2008 5:48 PM
I want to sue them for the accident I plan to get into caused by the glare from their asshat vehicle, does anyone know where they live?
11. Chumsucker - November 24, 2008 5:49 PM
Only people like P. Diddy would purchase those things.
Ugly as f***.
I want one.
12. manalive - November 24, 2008 5:59 PM
f*** that chrome shit......i'll take this:
http://www.supercarnews.net/bugatti/2008-bugatti-veyron-sang-noir
chrome is for pussies.
.......actually its polished aluminum
13. Xafron KX-3T - November 24, 2008 6:01 PM
Moose Knuckle is a f***ing bitch!
14. manalive - November 24, 2008 6:03 PM
......changed my mind i want this version.....only $2.9m
http://www.motorauthority.com/bugatti-confirms-open-top-veyron-targa.html
15. Moose Knuckle - November 24, 2008 6:16 PM
I f*** bitches?!?!?! Nooo, I f*** some nice girls too.
16. captainj - November 24, 2008 6:19 PM
OMG OMG OMG!!!! i think i just came...
17. hahayousuck - November 24, 2008 7:15 PM
12 & 14:
Those cars you linked to look like rolling vaginas.
18. dadoren - November 24, 2008 7:51 PM
Bad ass!!!!!!!
19. Elmo - November 24, 2008 7:56 PM
then once you get this car, everyone wants to touch it, which leads to parinoid-ness and not coming out of the garage due to hours of polishing. then a bird shits on it. then you kill yourself. then your son gets it.... and the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin (ohh woaaah oh ohhh)
20. JagedNS - November 24, 2008 8:22 PM
I want one that looks like acid wash denim......oh yeah!
21. Oregoneagle - November 24, 2008 8:24 PM
I still snort my drugs off a hookers ass but I would do it in the front seat.
22. xzv - November 24, 2008 8:30 PM
whats the point of a chrome car if they put it in a spot where it reflects almost nothing? it just looks grey
23. Moose Knuckle - November 24, 2008 8:38 PM
Xafron KX-3T licks dinks! Really? Yes. Think he'll lick my dink? Yes? Sweet!
24. GRAMMARNAZI - November 24, 2008 8:51 PM
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25. Bernie Kosar - November 24, 2008 9:11 PM
Is the spare tire a tank track?
26. GRAMMARNAZI - November 24, 2008 9:39 PM
HEY!!!,
I has a car........... I has a car an' a pony too.
But I's never has a car like dat' one. Dat's a nice one.
27. Somebody - November 24, 2008 9:43 PM
That's the biggest, fastest, most expensive dildo ever! Pew Pew
28. GRAMMARNAZI - November 24, 2008 10:46 PM
....Yea!, Dat's a nice dildo.
29. sporkdevil - November 24, 2008 11:12 PM
If I had $2 million to blow, I'd have a chrome Bugatti. It's awesome in a disgusting type of way. Where I would feel like a douche bag if I drove it, but I would feel like a rich douche bag.
30. GRAMMARNAZI - November 24, 2008 11:23 PM
If I had $2 million to blow I'd buy a million and a half douche bag's. Like that, if I felt like a douche bag,... I'd always have one.
31. mary - November 24, 2008 11:41 PM
I had the chance to see this car in person at Pebble Beach this year.
GORGEOUS!! It was a long enough wait for the original Veyrons to come
out and now this. *kegel*
still waiting for some lucky bastard to pass me the keys so I can take it for a test drive.
32. I Search of Toiletpaper - November 25, 2008 12:40 AM
The silver surfer's got a new car!
33. Joker Boy - November 25, 2008 12:46 AM
Honestly, who wants to have something that shiny? I looooove my face, but I don't want to look at it AND my car.
They say that men have Phallic symbols, huh? Well, what's long, chrome, hums a lot and women love it? Hmmmmm....
Ha, Ha, HA, HAAA!!!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
34. big brown - November 25, 2008 1:24 AM
cars like that you never see out on the streets, just in garages with lasers and barbed wire and all type of security so no one touches it
35. sam hever - November 25, 2008 4:39 AM
your car is mint i want one ow much ill pay anything yh
36. utopiah - November 25, 2008 4:49 AM
This car is crying out for a tuning fan to buy it.
Wouldn't it look awesome with something like that on it?
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/aliendragon_cars_gaining_popul.php
Hmm, and a fake leopard sterring wheel.
37. Thumperchica - November 25, 2008 8:18 AM
I want to let a cat run through dust and lock it in the garage with that car...
38. Gail - November 25, 2008 8:46 AM
It does look black to me - shiny black, but black just the same. Maybe if they put it out in the sun you'd see it's chrome and not shiny black. But just maybe.
39. Ginormagantuan - November 25, 2008 8:59 AM
would happily run over a family of ducks with this thing.... nothing looks cooler on chromed-out cars than duck blood!
40. Gizmoduck - November 25, 2008 9:59 AM
in Poland, we all had pony.
my sister had pony
my cousin had pony
so whats wrong with that?!!
41. elaine - November 25, 2008 11:16 AM
I hate anyone that had a pony.....
42. pojojuniper - November 25, 2008 11:36 AM
This reminds me of the time I was abducted by aliens in a totally chrome car and they made me wear a device that counted my bites, then locked me in an apartment filled with crystals (it might have been the interior of a geode) and forced to me make fiber-optic wallpaper before they probed me and threw a huge rock down on Canada (pew, pew, suckas!). True story.
43. pojojuniper - November 25, 2008 11:37 AM
Furty-fird
44. Momboelitist - November 25, 2008 1:43 PM
My mother had pony
My father had pony
My brother had pony
My dog had pony
My butcher had pony
My baker had pony
My candlestic...wait, no pony
My jockey had pony
My pony had pony
My penis had pony
45. Blopit - November 25, 2008 10:01 PM
i no what i want for christmas....no not yur mom! i got her last year...im taking horsepower....exaust pipe....pistons... got that right, a f***ing pony!
you gotta love GW hes probably the most normal person here!
46. Monev - November 26, 2008 9:21 AM
LAST!!!!!!!
47. Idiotic fuckers - November 26, 2008 2:22 PM
Try to be first and still can't spell it correctly. Stupid f***ing cunts.
48. brandon - November 28, 2008 4:43 PM
wow faggets
49. Fish Man - November 29, 2008 12:15 PM
Daisy should change her screen name to rafflesia. did she study shadows her entire f***ing life? and watch never back down in her spare time?!? the world doesn't run on fake shadows, photoshop, and dumb movies. it runs on dunken...
50. margarita - November 29, 2008 5:53 PM
NICE LOVE TO HAVE ONE
51. Jez - December 5, 2008 6:01 AM
sweet find! ive put it along with 3 other cool cars you've found in my '4 cars id kill a man for' post at http://surfdownthenile.blogspot.com/
52. louis vuitton - September 28, 2009 8:33 AM
HAHAHAHA