Nov 19 2008Solid Snake Escapes Prison In Cardboard Box
A Turkish man, who may or may not be a fan of the Metal Gear Solid series, but who I am dubbing Solid Turkish Snake anyways, escaped German prison in a cardboard box.
The man hid in the box at the end of a shift of his prison job of making stationery and was carried out by a courier service along with other boxes. The inmate then cut through a tarp in the truck and jumped out shortly after the vehicle left the prison grounds. The driver eventually noticed the tarp flapping in the wind and reported the cut to the police.
Wait a minute -- job making stationery? No wonder the poor bastard wanted to escape so bad. Pressing license plates I can understand, but making stationery? That's just cruel and unusual.
Prison Inmate Escapes Jail Using Cardboard Box [snagwiremedia]
Thanks to Kevin, who once escaped a POW camp in a paper airplane. And Saul, who fled an undesirable woman's house in the morning when he rolled the toilet paper out the window, slid down the roll and had an escape.
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Reader Comments
1. Steve - November 19, 2008 3:00 PM
1st....
2. Steve - November 19, 2008 3:01 PM
and 2nd
3. Steve - November 19, 2008 3:01 PM
and 3rd
4. thatgirl - November 19, 2008 3:02 PM
..fourth!
5. Jeezy - November 19, 2008 3:04 PM
StationEry. With a f***ing "E". He wasn't making "standing still", he was making paper and envelopes and stuff.
6. BearForce 1 - November 19, 2008 3:06 PM
steve...damn you
pew pew pew
7. Hannukah Montana - November 19, 2008 3:06 PM
That's a Nobel/Pulitzer Prize award worthy performance/ordeal.
He can probably make a book out of it.
8. nice tits CHECK me out (I'm a tranny) - November 19, 2008 3:09 PM
iced mocha latte
9. Daisy - November 19, 2008 3:12 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is just like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja cut school and send themselves overnight to Hawaii in cardboard boxes.
10. Douchie Mc Bagman - November 19, 2008 3:19 PM
@5 - he was a convict, so of course he was standing still. In fact they probably had him chained to a pipe in the floor, or a big heavy ball. Some people are so stupid.
11. A REALLY BIG, HAIRY BUMCHEEK - November 19, 2008 3:28 PM
THAT'S WHEN I START PROMISING THE WORLD TO A BRAND NEW GIRL I DON'T EVEN KNOW YET
NEXT THING SHE'S WEARING MY ROLEX
12. Uncle Eccoli - November 19, 2008 3:58 PM
A Turk in a German prison?!? *gasp*
13. boredom - November 19, 2008 4:03 PM
The screen shot is just way to awesome in how well it goes with the story. Gotta watch out for them Turks, I don't know why but obviously you do.
14. lulu - November 19, 2008 4:10 PM
why even escape unless you've got life in prison?? you'll just be hunted down for the rest of your life and then thrown back in jail when you get caught.
15. Name(Required) - November 19, 2008 4:15 PM
Daisy,
I LOVE YOU!
Gotta love determination!
(^_^)
16. Jukai - November 19, 2008 4:30 PM
Surprise cockfag!!!!!!
17. Klemmons - November 19, 2008 4:31 PM
Shawshank + Metal Gear = Amazingness.
18. McGloin - November 19, 2008 4:31 PM
Daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do.
I'm half crazy over the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
of a bicycle built for two.
How about it? You aren't no nigger are you? Well, I guess we can photoshop the f*** out of you then!
19. Colonel Roy Campbell - November 19, 2008 4:36 PM
Snake..? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAKKKEEEEEEEE?!?!
20. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2008 4:39 PM
I escape life's troubles by escaping into my girlfriend's box.
And by "girlfriend" I mean internet porn.
And by "box" I mean hand.
And by "life's troubles" I mean reality.
21. Steemo! - November 19, 2008 4:53 PM
And by "internet porn" you mean gay porn.
And by "hand" you mean hand.
And by "reality" you mean you're gay.
Eat shit!
22. GRAMMARNAZI - November 19, 2008 4:56 PM
I love good poetry.
23. blp - November 19, 2008 5:11 PM
So why couldn't he do that in Shawshank instead of all those years of chipping away the walls?
24. blp - November 19, 2008 5:16 PM
I felt pure hatred towards Daisy but now it's a love hate thing and I want to practice asphyxiophilia with her. If she chokes to death then it's just one of those things, at least she dies being loved :)
25. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2008 5:23 PM
@21=self-loathing closet homosexual. Do us a favor, go suck a dick and release some of that pent up anger.
thanx
26. Meaty Urologist - November 19, 2008 5:24 PM
@12: Let's just be glad it wasn't a German in a Turkish prison.
@23: He could have, but didn't. Andy Duphraine was no Solid Snake, but that f***er sure could tar a roof!
27. Steemo! - November 19, 2008 5:30 PM
@25: I'm not your dad! F*** you're dumb!
Eat shit!
28. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2008 5:33 PM
Steemo, I love to eat shit, especially when it's coming out of you mom's sweet ass, mmmm.
29. A REALLY BIG, HAIRY BUMCHEEK - November 19, 2008 5:39 PM
Moose Knuckle's losing this one.
30. Steemo! - November 19, 2008 5:44 PM
My MOM?!?!
Gross.
31. Steemo! - November 19, 2008 5:56 PM
I'm sorry I blew up. I have some built up anger inside. Ever since they banned gay marraige again my "life parter" wants me to help protest in front of the Mormon church and wants me to stop paying my taxes because we feel like we are being treated like second class citizens. Oh, golly, I dont want to vent here. Just understand that I don't want to fight anymore. I just want to come out and be free! I was just making gay fun!
I love you all.
32. GRAMMARNAZI - November 19, 2008 5:58 PM
So,..........Have any of you guys taken any classes in Public Speaking?
33. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2008 6:02 PM
It's ok Steemo, I use to get really frustrated too. People always told me it was wrong to stick my face in you mom's ass, it made me feel self conscious. But when your mom made the the situation more comfortable by having your dad jerkoff while he watched, well... that felt so liberating. So I congratulate you on coming out, feel free to be whoever you want to be.
Oh and A REALLY BIG, HAIRY BUMCHEEK, if you wanna watch while you jerkoff too, then please be my guest, free yourself.
34. Mr. Punctuation - November 19, 2008 6:11 PM
@32. When claiming to be the "Nazi" of grammer. don't forget to check out your own comments. For instance, the use of mulitple periods after a pause does not need a coma. And the point is usually taken with just three periods. Also "public speaking" does not need to be capitalized unless that is the proper name of a class. I believe you were referring to public speaking in general. If you are not going to take the time to post properly, you may want to change your name from GRAMMERNAZI to GRAMMERPOSER.
PeAcE BiTcHeS!
Pew pew pew!
35. Hammer - November 19, 2008 6:19 PM
well, Obie was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice
(remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few
nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back
to the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat,
and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.
36. Derek - November 19, 2008 7:31 PM
@34, rofl at grammAr fail.
Anyway, I love how it's "The Orange" box.
37. SPELLINGNAZI - November 19, 2008 8:04 PM
@ Mr. Punctuation...Way to hippocrisize there pal...Check your posts too, you used a period instead of a comma in your first sentence (note the two "m"s in the word comma, not coma.) FAIL!
I got your back GN!
38. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2008 11:13 PM
I like impostering to win battles of words and wits! I'm really dumb!
39. Tina - November 20, 2008 4:23 AM
Haha GW that's like the longest tag ever
40. Thumperchica - November 20, 2008 10:05 AM
Not as cool if he didn't make away with the warden's ill gotten gains...
41. Morono - November 20, 2008 10:16 AM
OK i just HAVE to do this: ITS A TARP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhasegf2wA
42. NVG - November 20, 2008 12:01 PM
I bet he only ate rations while in transit.
---SPOILER ALERT---
When that fugitive goes back to Turkey, he'll find his hometown laid to waste by war and overrun with bipedal robots that can jump 20 feet.
Then he'll meet his dying father who wouldn't want to fight with him anymore, then he'll have a perfect sunny side-up the next morning.
43. DorkMan - November 20, 2008 10:03 PM
Wow. An Alice's Restaurant reference there at the end. Good on ya, Mate!