Nov 12 2008Sexy Animal Crackers Fetch $7.25 On eBay
A bull and donkey were caught mid-coitus in a bowl of animal crackers by some guy's wife. And, like a Virgin Mary pork rind, it ended up on eBay.
As you can see from the pictures, What we have here is a bull making sweet, sweet love to a donkey. (too bad it isn't an elephant---it would make a great political piece!) My wife pulled this out of a bowl of animal crackers a few weeks ago. I have been storing it in an air-tight bag since! The cracker was baked like this!!! No foul play!
No foul play my ass! That poor donkey. I think they're stuck together. Seriously though, who knew crackers could be so sexy? Just imagine cookies! *rolling out dough* Anybody have dinosaur cookie cutters?
eBay Auction
Thanks to RyanThePerson, not to be confused with RyanTheAnimalCracker.
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Reader Comments
1. Monev - November 12, 2008 10:48 AM
first?
2. Roberto - November 12, 2008 10:51 AM
2th!
3. Pink - November 12, 2008 10:51 AM
OK Mr. Geekologie,
Are you hard up for some or what? All your posts today have been of sexual nature. Go get some!...maybe u'll get lucky soon?
4. Monev - November 12, 2008 10:54 AM
It is my birthday and I get a sweat love making animal cookie for my first post??
CRAP!!
5. GEOFF LEPPARD - November 12, 2008 11:00 AM
TH'LIEVE IT
6. GEOFF LEPPARD - November 12, 2008 11:00 AM
Sweat?
7. Monev - November 12, 2008 11:09 AM
6@
If you don’t sweat in the intercourse you must be a pornstar
8. Douche McAllister - November 12, 2008 11:20 AM
Kinda looks like a llama getting boned by a bear
9. Daisy - November 12, 2008 11:33 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.
This is like the time MAx took his little brother to the petting zoo, and saw the billy goat mount it's sister.
10. Gizmoduck - November 12, 2008 11:43 AM
i mean....really?
thats balls.
i can make that for less
11. LSDiesel - November 12, 2008 12:04 PM
The bull, still a bit drunk, leaned over and kissed the donkey. The donkey, not knowing how to react, kissed back.
Then the bull stuck his throbbing member into the ass...
12. pojojuniper - November 12, 2008 12:05 PM
This is just like that time I was abducted by aliens and they forced me to watch claymation horse porn... except the shadows were all wrong and it looked totally fake. No, wait, that was at my high school's after-prom party. Anyway, it looked a lot like that. But with more color.
13. Keff - November 12, 2008 12:05 PM
@ 9 Daisy: Epic win ;D
14. McGloin - November 12, 2008 12:06 PM
[racist bullshit deleted, tiny cock exposed]
Now that is one step too far!
You've really done it this time! Society has gone past the point of no return.
Were heading for rock bottom and 'Sexy Animal Crackers Fetch $7.25 On eBay' is just the start of this rapid decline into hell.
Way to go America, we had a good thing going once.
15. Ted - November 12, 2008 12:30 PM
No McGloin, you didnt.
16. Douche McAllister - November 12, 2008 12:31 PM
McGloin is the donkey/llama in that wonderful picture
17. Thumperchica - November 12, 2008 1:56 PM
OK, explain how this got posted, but the tip I sent regarding GIANT PENIS PAINTED ON WALL TO WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS didn't make it?????
PS - I'm curious if McGloin is actually writing this, or if his comments are actually being moderated... hrmmm
18. Tap - November 12, 2008 3:46 PM
Heh heh. His wife "pulled this out."
19. Mieko - November 12, 2008 5:53 PM
I have dinosaur cookie cutters I got at Daiso for a $1.50!
20. clickme! - November 12, 2008 6:44 PM
Revenge