Nov 3 2008Samus Cake Is Mmmm, Nom Nom Nom

FIRST!

F1RST... to love cake

i'd hit that. GW, what do you think about prop 8?

@3, Stop RIGHT there. We're not gonna turn this into a political debate. Not saying politics is not important, but go spread your agenda elsewhere.

Oh, yeah, sorry I was distracted by that asshole of a computer. Anyway, I think this Samus cake looks great. Two thumbs up.

great cake! if it is a wedding cake, i may have married the wrong person... anywhoo, probably a groom's cake

chill out homophobe. i just wanna know what other people outside of my state think about this matter. so i would like it GW would start a post for it. stop being all homophobic, you homophobe.

And good morning.

The cake looks tasty. One time in middle school I tried making a cake shaped like Earth, and it was a big time fail. It was tasty too though.

I'm not a homophobe by any means, princess.
I was just saying DO NOT bring it up here. Don't turn in this into some super serious political thing. If you want to know what he thinks, you should send him an e-mail and have him tell you.

Keep it fun, which you are not doing. If you wanna talk about you just love huge cocks drilled up your starfish, then do it on a website MADE FOR THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE PLENTY OUT THERE.

Pft, that's not the Super Metroid Samus... that's based off of Metroid Prime Pinball's version of the costume.

Super Metroid's Samus' helmet has a seam down the middle.

http://welcomeconsumer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/super_metroid_box.jpg

I am a bakery owner and wedding cake designer, and a avid geekologie fan. You have no idea how many Star Wars related cakes we make a year. We just did a R2D2 for a man and woman wedding, so some girls are cool enough...

The red tastes horrible.

and the green frosting is made of people.

I'd just like to point out how adorable it is that all it takes for Computer to start shouting "homophobe" is someone telling him to take his/her political opinions elsewhere. LSDiesel didn't even express a preference to the proposition and was attacked anyway. Computer, the site you linked in your name seems slightly biased against prop8 anyway, so I'm a little confused there, and if you're looking for a post on the matter, you're on the wrong type of site. Go away.

That said, that cake is 100% win. GW, I think you need another sister site just to handle all the rad cakes people make. Either that, or I need to love cake less (read: stop being fat)

@13, you could start your own blog dedicated to cakes!? Bet their might even be a few out there already.

Oh, and thanks for not being a bigot

FAKE!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.

It does look a little like the cake in the movie Never Back Down.

Wow, LSDiesel. You are one angry troll aren't you. Stop being all homophobic, you fat little f***er. And don't tell other people what they should and should not post about. You fat little homophobic baby f***er.

LSDiesel is not homophobic. He eats cubes of my frozen urine. But LOL, because I eat his too.

The cake is cool.

Just because you don't want to discuss politics doesn't make you a homophobe. Being for/against prop 8 doesn't make you a gay/homophobe. Trying to start a political argument on cakeologie does make you a rancid douchenozzle.

@16, looks like you're the fat little f***er my friend. But guess what? I'm okay with that.

lol do you really think thats the part of samus we want to eat?;)

Oh lord I want to shove this whole damn cake in my god damn mouth. I can inhale this cake and shit it out all in one split-second manouver. Plus, I want to vote yes on prop 8. AND VOTE FOR MCCAIN!!!!! VOTE FOR MCCAIN!!!!! VOTE FOR MCCAIN!!!!! VOTE FOR MCCAIN!!!!! he's an idiot, like me.

@19... actually LSD, you are the fat little f***er. It's ok to not want to discuss politics, but you shouldn't get all worked up about what other people want to post about. You're just as immature as everyone else, you fat little f***er. Plus, I want to eat that cake and VOTE FOR MCCAIN!!

Irony, If I still lived in CA, I would vote YES on prop 8. I am voting for McCain. I'm not sure about the split second eat/shit cake maneuver though. I'm also not inclined to try.
Thank you imposter, you got a few pieces of the puzzle correct. Keep trying and we might let you remove the drool cup from your special red helmet.

@23, I knew the real you would never call me something as un-original as a fat little f***er.

i am sorry i ever said anything. from now on, im staying on topic. sweet cake.

@24 - I'm not in a position to call anyone fat... So I have to get creative with my witty one liners... Kinda like the imposter has to get creative to explain the "made in Japan" stamp on his balls.

hey guys! guess what? i went fishing yesterday and actually caught a fish with a corn dog! it was f***ing sweet.

@26, Humor that has developed out of defense is so much funnier to me than people who just do stupid things and hope it makes people laugh.

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

Oh my goodness! Is this really a cake?? I don't know whether or not to believe it. It looks like it's the real helmet from the video game! Either that, or photoshop? I think its cool! Good job! Too bad it's not real?

@12 soylent green frosting!?!?!?! I Voted McCain!!!!

hey assholes! Didn't you see my post? Where's my name calling? How do expect me to get through the day when you ignore me like this?

@9 is that what your name is about right = "Allegro Low LEvel Game ROutines"
Very fun game programing launguage for 2d games . I heart basic and C!!!!

@32, You f***ing attention whore! Is that all you do is post your lame ass comments so you can get some sick sort of masturbatory pleasure out of us harrassing you???? F*** YOU DAISY!!! F*** YOU!!!!

....feel better? :)

KTHXBYE

@33
Nope, music term Allegro=quick and lively

il'l make daisy feel better wheni sick my cock in her ass

@37 - I'm not so sure that will make HER feel better...

Looks yucky.

I'm a girl and I'd deffo have a Samus wedding cake