Nov 26 2008Remember: Drive Safely This Holiday Season

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FIRST

HAPPY DOUCHEBAGS!

FIRSTISSSESSSS

failure in life

fuk

HA!

DAMN IT. I'M NEVER FIRSTISSSSESSSSS.....COME ON!

$5 FOR YOUR FIRST COMMENT SPOT "PLEEEEZE!"?

BOOSH

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is just like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja were trying to get to the tax collector to pay the back taxes on the orphanage. They were being pursued by tons of cops, rednecks and nazis and just made it to the tax collectors office and then their car fell apart.

This is why I don't drive. I can't handle these dumdums on the road.

He was like F*** THIS! Roflmao

COMPLETE FAAKKKEE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This reminds me a lot of a scene from the movie Never Back Down, where Max & Baja were being chased by the police on slippery roads for stealing bacon flavored ice cream from a Del Taco. Fortunately they got away, until later that day when they were talking about what they did in a wheel of fortune chatroom that was being monitored by the police.

1 - 6: Dorks

jessica?
get out here!

@12
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! Thank ya! jealous much? hehehe.

Gobble gobble bitches. I want to see a pic of geekologie writers please

@14

o/ \o

16 comments and only one about the video. You dorks are dumber than those hapless drivers..

@ 15 hje posted one awhile ago

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/finally_some_research_i_can_ge.php

i'd do him

This is one of the reasons I'm opting to stay home on Turkey Day...
Peace, quiet, football, maybe a turkey sandwich and a six pack... ahhhh....

HEY MOOSE KNUCKLE!

You don't drive because you got hooves! Haha!

Even if you did want to drive, your antlers won't fit in the car. In that case, you have to get a convertible. Get your top down and roll like a motherf***er.

How's your wife? Say hi for me, alright.

woman do drive like that!

Haha 20. My wife is good. She's imaginary as usual. God I'm lonely.

'Tis the season to be jolly.

Unfortunately, these people won't be getting any joy at the auto shops.

Here's a list of why people should get Car insurance:

1. There can be times when your psycho wife/gf will bash your car after she catches you wearing her make up at a brothel.

2. You always lose your judgment after she screams at you for 30 minutes straight.

3. People should always wear helmets/safety head-gears when drunk.

4. You can never blame anyone for you lack of driving knowledge.

5. When Right-turn signs are actually meant left-turn. You know, when you don't remember which is right or left.

That video was awesome, it looked like the first guy was really trying to mess some shit up.

The first video is as old as Daisy's unwashed underwear .

This is not FAKE... all you calling fake do you live in a place that gets snow?
I do and have my whole life, my sister and mom both had doughnut spinning fun on the highway, and I had a nice slid into a snowbank on a few times.

This video has to have been taken somewhere they normally don't get snow cuz even the best snow driver wouldn't be able to drive on the hill that's in the first vid, and would know better then to try!!!

Ever been to Duluth MN? now that a HELL HILL in the winter!!!!

Video isn't fake. It's from Portland, OR. Happened two years ago or something ike that. We don't get a lot of snow here but that year we did and this video was replayed over and over on the news stations here. That big building is PGE park, the local baseball stadium.

This is why you need winter tires. I am happy they made it mandatory where I live.

@ 25: The second video is as old as thinking it's funny to say something is old on THE INTERNET.

Should mention that I meant the first video if from Portland, even though it's a King 5 (Seattle) video.

LOL @ Shenron... you must be new here... the geeks here call everthing fake... one could post a pic of themselves, and return the next day and would say "FAKE!!!! This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong." You always see them say, "FAKE", "PhotoShop", and "Shadows". It's almost like an inside joke and it's the new "FIRST" type of posting... now it's who can first call it "FAKE... the shawdows are all worng". Sry... i'm a lil high on coffee right now!!!

@31

FAKE!!!!

hehe...yes, I know..."not funny, retarded, lame, etc." I do it in memory of Daisy who became Daisy the real one, then to Daisy (TRO), then...oh who the hell knows who daisy is now? All I can tell you is that Daisy is a total photoshop job. The shadows in his/her soul are so wrong they are almost unprintable.

haha awesome! tokyo-drift!

LOL @ 26
What exactly does a "spinning doughnut" look like?

I live in Aspen, only the moose, deers, and caribous swerve in the streets. Funny as hell when they try to run away from poachers. They're like "Oh shit, there's Elmer Fudd and Yogi Bear!
And Bambi was like, "Yogi? What the f***'s going on? I knew I should've never let that asshole roll wit us. F***ing traitor!

these people are f***ing stupid. whoever thinks they can outwit nature with their four wheel drive deserves a totaled car. idiots.

you have no idea the hilarity I find in this video. Some people are so dumb and don't know how to drive. I just moved to Portland, OR, from Detroit and the few times that it snows here, people go into a panic and somehow don't know how to drive anymore.

seriously? are people f***ing retarded. if you see someone glide past you sideways on the street, your first thought should not be, "Oh, well i can do that". people suck fat nut

Good to see no one thought to warm people off the road. It probably was a better idea to just watch.

Haha I have to laugh at people that think you can make "fake" videos with Photoshop? ROFL. For the record, that was real. It was here in Portland, OR and believe me, they ran that on the local news ALL DAY after that happened (at the crack of dawn).

reminds me of good ol' canada!

good drivers
bad roads
too many drunks

You gotta love canada!
nice vids reminds me of the apocalypse....ah those were the good days
this should be tied in with ice age dawn of the dinosaurs, because ,of course, at (0:14) in the second vid there was a freakin dinosaur f***ing a midget holy crap!

One man...one monstrous insurance claim. Go with God, first driver.

I found myself wishing this video came from Alaska, where they have no-fault insurance. I wince to think it's actually Oregon. It does remind me of my first snow-driving experience.

Stupid (insert country of origin)ians, don't know how to drive in snow. Let me give you guys a hint: the key is either drive with winter tires, or don't if the streets aren't ploughed. More important if you have to drive on a hill!

how much do you reccon the guys filming this were out there the night before poring water all over the road. ha pretty funny tho

Um.. did I just hear a PEW PEW-sound at 1:16 in the first one?

Enjoying the new theme Daisy@8

Those drivers were complete asshats, and people that bailed from their cars in the second vid need their licences revoking.

26, 27 & 39 ....f***ing noobs...welcome to Geekologie.

As far as the vid, it kills me that these f***tards live in shitty weather like that and STILL go outside in it, thinking they can drive! Park the f***ing car, go inside and film all the other f***tards trying to drive on ice :p

Me, I'm spending my Turkey Day on a tropical island, so gobble this!

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That crazy old guy had a heart attack or something. He was like 90 years old. Funny thing is that it was played on Seattle's k5 news when it happened in downtown Portland Oregon near the bottom of a large hill. The idiots kept going down the hill thinking they could make it. Eventually the fire dept parked a truck to block the hill only to have people slide into the fire truck. Only a slight change of weather and people go brain dead. I'm scared to think of what would happen if a real storm comes in.

Sorry 31, 34, 46 I thought I could comment here with out having to deal with the stupid BS that i have to put up with from youtube or the other fail sites I've been checking this site for a long time now and have commented on a few topics but if i have to deal with TROLLS like you every where I go I'm just going to give up... for me this is a alternative news site, that is why I would like people to know that winter driving is tough even for people that live in winter weather.

the whole FIRST thing is so childish GROW up you damn internet fags and get laid... oh sorry that can't happen.

why the f*** would you jump out of the car?

dude - you are going to f***ing die

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

hahahaha, an oldie but a goodie. West Coasters are so retarded whenever there's the slightest bit of snow.