Remember: Drive Safely This Holiday Season

With the holidays rapidly approaching (read: Thanksgiving's tomorrow) there's a whole lot of traveling going on. And for those of you that will be out on the roads -- be careful. Winter weather is upon us, and so are all the crazies. So be safe, and don't drive like this. You know, like a woman. OH SNAP! Haha, now my girlfriend is kicking me in the nuts. It kind of hurts and feels good at the same time. Okay, that one just hurt. Honey, please, not the rolling pin!

Hit the jump for another one. But seriously folks, be safe, they've banned Geekologie in most hospitals.

Thanks to Miriam, who knows I'm not sexist because I love people of all races equally.

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