Nov 5 2008Hummer Tank, Because, Yeah, Just Because

FIRST!?!??!?!?

They use things like this around places like Yellowstone during the winter. The real question why is there a regular spare???

Amazing how someone can take a completely unnecessary vehicle and made it even more useless. It probably drives worse in snow now than before.

Why does it have a big spare tire hanging off the back if its on tracks?

Dumb asses!

Quick! Someone call Michael Bay!

I had a hummer in a hummer one time. It was a bummer of summer untill that day.

But where do ya put da spinners at?

1/4mpg: Just walk damn it! or do what I do...moonwalk PEW PEW PEW!

I live in Colorado, I see these things all the time up here, theyr just promotional. Although they do amazing in the snow

they go well in the UAE.

@9 Don't stereotype all of Colorado.

Maybe up in Aspen, where those rich sons-of-bitches live.

I've never seen one here in the foothills.

That's almost as ghey as everyone who tries to get the 1st comment. No wait, the 1st comment thing is gheyer, definitely

FIRST! I hate everyone. I'm actually somebody pretending to be somebody so that somebody looks stupid. Look how intelligent I am. Your post sucks. You're trying to be the GW. I win at the internet. I write the same thing every time so people get annoyed.

Did I get the gist of it? Oh wait, why even ask. You'll just turn my mockery of your failure as a human being into another joke. I look forward to reading your sad attempts at humor.

Thanks Derek- You have pretty much just summed up what I think every f***ing time time that I read most of the posts on this site. Good site, but f***ing retarded ass clowns ruin it.

On a positive note; I feel much better about everything now that I got that off my chest. Anger management class is paying off. Thanks GW!

Crazy, my friend in Las Vegas sent me a picture of this Hummer from his phone a week ago, must have been on it's way to the show.

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/12286/hummer.jpg

@15 isn't the same, it hasn't the (utterly useless) spare tire.

FYI there is no Hydrogen or Boost. They are "fake" assumed names. There "real" names are Dose & Math. Any one impersonating them would use those names.

This was created on God's sick day...

@7. where do you put the spinners? on the useless spare tire!

If you haven't seen Daisy yet, she's busy sucking John McCain's and other Republicans' cocks. Let's all congratulate her for winning the democratic c***sucker of the house. Your votes did make a difference.

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@15: I think it was an H1 on the picture your friend took. and this is an H2

uuh lame

might but it if on fire tho

Is that a spare tire on a car with treads for wheels?

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK IIIIIIM AAAA CUUNT

Is it just me or does there seem to be a lame ass car trend on this site?

Question? WTF a spare tire on the back? in case you get a flat tread? and sorry geekologie writer it cant be on fire it already used up all the gas we had to set it on fire. I know sad day.

I'm sure someone pointed this out, but why the hell does it have a spare tire?

FAKE!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. Besides the physical impossibility of a vehicle in this configuration you can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This looks a lot like the Hummer Max drove Baja to the store with in the movie Never Back Down.

I couldn't believe my eyes! Daisy has also conquered iwatchstuff.com!

Damn you, Daisy! Damn you!

f*** me sideways!

Why has it got a spare tyre on the back?

Holy crap! Looks like it has a spare tire!

The Palin-mobile!

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Sharpie?

I have to explain everything to you dipshits! I'm sure the spare would in fact attach in place of a track. What's easier to carry on the back gate? I don't see any reason why the spare wouldn't work in a pinch to get you to the garage.

Now, you can all go "F@#k" yourselves. And I mean that with the utmost disrespect possible, so don't get mad.

@36 - how exactly would you remove the track and attach the spare. Perhaps there are lug nuts in your douchenozzle.

Daisy, there's a predictable reaction that links anything done in Photoshop to "fake" when there is usually no such association. While the vast majority of fakes are done in Photoshop that doesn't say anything as to the legitimacy of an image one way or the other.

blah blah blah
run daisy over with this hummer tank

poop in her mouth

then wee wee in her no no spot

Good morning.

I hate hummers (the cars, not the other hummers, those are quite nice).

Last night was rough.

Sickie Woo.

Wow. Commenting has gotten pretty lame.
What happened to off-topic insult rants and the degrading of people nobody knows? At least Daisy is still here.

This hummer would only be cool if the treads were much bigger. The vehicle itself looks alright, but then you look down and see those tiny-ass treads and you're like....oh, not as bad ass as I thought.

I want treads that can take out a VW beetle.

hummer snowmobile. not sickie woo.

Well HFS! It's got a spare TIRE!

Fisrt!!! wait....damn.
The tread thing is a kit, it bolts on in place of the regular wheels. It can be easily converted back to regular tires, hence the spare tire. They make them for motorcycles too, but with a ski for a front tire.

Well, that and the owner is probably a douche that wants to show the world he put tanks treads on his hummer, but he still has to have dem 22"s on it somewhere. The bigger dumbass move I see is that he mounted all that stereo crap OUTSIDE the vehicle. A genius move for a snow machine.

Real! You can tell by the totally awesome shadows that look so awesome! Plus it's gotta be real because it has a full size spare tire. TIRE TIRE TIRE!

@16

Ah, good call, jumped the gun when I saw the tracks. Now that I look closer I see the one in my picture doesn't even have the same paint job, might even be a different model hummer too.

Why on earth do they have the spare tire still on there?

Wall.e + Hummer love child! ;-)

That thing is f***in hardcore.

Enough with the spare wheel comment. Obviously just incase Chuck Norris (from Never Back Down) gets a flat on his tracks, then he can put on the fake photoshop spare wheel which have shadows all wrong. duh!

TIRE! TIRE! TIRE!

I notice that the vehicle has caterpillar tracks and yet it has a spare tyre on the back. I wouldn't like to be stuck up a freezing mountain when that gets a puncture.

Where's the machine gun mount? Because, it's just a glorified Matchbox car without at least something badass on it.

FAIL

There is a car tire in the back. Does the car tire even fit on the threads?

Doesn't fail as much as Daisy though (keep practicing, your c*ck sucking needs more work).

For those who don't know: http://www.mattracks.com

You have all lost focus. Banana Runts rock!

I saw that at a McCain rally.... no shit, I went to a McCain rally
well the tires were different.....

It has a real tire on the back as a spare but it's got tracks!?

wow, imagin filling THAT up at the pump

I, chuck norris, bored and displeased with the conventional round tire, once roundhouse kicked this hummer so hard, that the tires actually developed the birth defect of club feet.

There are many uses for a vehicle like this. snow rescue vehicles, transportation for the investment banker that has too much money and an immensely small penis.

ridiculous vehicle.

@56 I agree - banana Runts are superior to every other Runts flavor. I specifically read the comments to see if I needed to defend their tasty honor on my own, but am glad to see I'm not the only one who appreciates them.

All the Banana flavored candy tastes like ass because we didn't have true Banana extract till the recent past. Nuclear scientists from India figured out how to separate Banana juice so that it could be collected and possibly someday concentrated or used for Banana flavoring. Everything else in the past has been artificial. Hope for better Banana flavor in the coming years.
http://www.barc.ernet.in/webpages/technologies/banana/bananabr.html

It's real you dumb shits. What rock did you crawl out from under?

you guys are just f***ing dumb asses.. Jealous much??

an H2 with treads has got to be the gayest thing I have ever seen.

Burn it and castrate the owner so that he cannot reproduce.

well those treads work better in snow & sand even the military has expressed interest in them!

why does it have a spare tire if it's on tracks? dumb asses

@ 63.
i always wondered why banana skittles and runts tasted like shit

did anyone else notice that... the dumb ass has a spare tire for his tank?

Anyone else remember the cartoon from the mid-80's, "Jaycee and the Wheeled Warriors"?

All this needs is a huge mechanical spinning sawblade mounted on the hood.

Maybe the guy will start an avalanche with his stereo system and become a contender for the Darwin awards.

ok that hummer is quite strange but one thing i really dont get is why the hell does it still have the spare tire on the back when it has treads instead of wheels???

does that come in power steering??

That is a REAL vehicle. I have been around several like that. They steer just like a truck but the good ones have additional hydraulic brakes on it to help. It does get worse MPG and it only does well on relativly smooth ground. This one is almost useless because it weighs too much. Put those treads on a Chevy 1/2 ton 4X4 and you can really move. The treads were designed for emergency vehicles in areas where there is snow and ice for more than half the year. The treads are good, its just the person who put it on a Hummer thats bad. And no, I have no idea why he only has 1 regular tire with him.

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Wow you are all retarded. Try carying around a spare tread. that includes everything you see on one of them in the picture. teeth,grears, everything. The Tire is the same size and would function just fine as a spare. And to whoever asked about spinners. Go find a Tree.

@78

Shut your mouth slap nuts. I'll bust right through these inter tubes and murder you.

wow, its like traveling back in time, lets see if i can stir something up

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Felicidades por la humer q tienes metetela por el culo