Nov 18 2008Old Vampire-Killing Kit Sells For Small Fortune

fakey

SEGUNDO

I'd buy it so no one else could use it against me!

Vampires and Zombies and Robots Oh my....
We're all dead

Does it works with zombies to?

I've seen a couple of these - there are real ones though obviously I have no idea if this is one. I photographed a local millionaires collection of ...stuff for a magazine here, and he had two vampire killing kits from the 17 or 1800s, a human skeleton, a bunch of real shrunken heads... all kinds of crap that I could pay a ton of personal debt off with. Cool to see, but also... why?

wheres the shotgun?

Buffy would be so proud!

and

FAKE!!!!

Daisy's boobies are an obvious photoshop job. You can tell they are fake because they are dodecahedrons and the squishyness is all wrong.

I still prefer my chainsaw

I've seen these things lately at a garage sale in Slovakia.

Yet, they never figured out how to defend themselves from perverts and reatards

Red pubes maybe. Perverts fear them.

In mother Russia we trust.

ACH NO! Ya cannut kel a vamire wit a chainsaw man! Haant ya been alive? Ya gotsa chop their heed offem!

Please kill me with these tools of malice. Just like a vampyre, I too suck hard.

@6 In Slovakia, we do have "vampiras". When we kill them, what we do is take their knuckles and knee caps and make them into glovesand knee pads for our national hockey team. God, we still beat you at the winter Olympics!

In mother Russia...

We had two bags of garlic, 75 siver bullets, five sheets of high powered sterling silver....also two Bibles, and a pint of raw holy water.

;)

@11

...uh....Chop it off WITH the chainsaw. Or, saw it off with the stake. Or, burn it off with the holy water. Or, cut it off with the mirror. Or, shoot it off with the pistol. Or, bash it off with the custom walnut case. Or, melt it of with the garlic. Or, hack it off with the knife. Or, fry it off with the cross. Or, laugh it off with your stupid comment! PEW PEW PEW!!! I bet a blaster or light saber would work as well!

One thing about Santa Carla I never could stomach...all the damned vampires!

I am a vampire and

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This looks a lot like Baja's picnic basket from the movie Never Back Down. Except hers was packed with food, drinks and utensils, and she got chased by bears not vampires.

@ LSDiesel
If the undead were going to be gathering Transylvania, we thought the the undead hunting community should be represented as well.

This is bat country

I think this is really awesome. I'm wondering if its real, or just a replica.

If you watch dracula enough you could do it yourself.

@19, After years of dealing of vampires you learn this, that you can turn your back on a man, but you can NEVER turn your back on a vampire....

This is really very cool, especially if it's authentic. Still wouldn't pay 15k for it though. If you augment the kit with a shotgun and badass sword you have an apolocyptic survival kit that covers everything but robots and dinos...

That's some goodass garlic to still look so fresh despite being from the 1800s.

#14

Fear and Loathing reference: Me likey!

I cast my vote for FAKE

How many people do you think have been killed with those tools?

@ 23

Nice catch on the garlic.

I do like the workmanship in the stakes. (gold cross rings)

@21
Hahaha, good pull. I concede defeat, you win the battle of Undead and Loathing in Las Vegas!

that's bitchen

fake for sure i'd stake my ass on it............

Looks pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having one on my mantle.

Silver kills vampires too so I'm not sure why the article says anything about ware wolves. I can't believe how long garlic stays fresh...wow.

We should all chip in, buy one of 'em, and then hunt down Daisy and kill her.
Am I the only one being wildly annoyed by her always-non funny "Fake"-posts?

I shall ditto that.^

Oh man, this is so cool.

The only Vampires I know are all LARPers, but I would happily use this baby on the goddamn emo scumbags that cause shit outside my work.

Also fire.

@32 - Pffbbt! Shows what you know, Daisy can only be killed by watching Pay it Forward and taking her photo with 35mm film, developing it in so creepy/sad emo girls blood and attaching to the spare tire of a hummer with tank treads. All while simulating a BJ on an open mic covered in Bacon Ice Cream.

@ 35 you still need to shove garlic in every orfice in her body and then use the allmighty shotgun

First

This holy water racket has a lot of promise.

Umm.. are we supposed to believe that this "authentic" kit still contains its original garlic? It doesn't look like 200+ yr old garlic to me...

Fake or not,
its is awesome.
do we really want 200+ year garlic. I think not
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if it wasn't 15k i'd get it

Why buy one that old? You probably could create a brand new set alot cheaper. But then I'm against the killing of us Nos Feratu. All are welcome to join me. . . ;-[

Hey,
I don't understand why people hate Vampires. There are way too many people on this earth, so they are only thinning it out a little. Whether the typical vampire is real or not, the idea can be seen throughout history of a person who loves blood. Blood is obviously representing the persons life force, thus attaching to death. Well, war no more words needed, that is an example of vampires in a sense. Those of you who would be a vampire slayer are those who hate earth. One manga that you see this ideal is x/1999 or if you want to watch the anime it is x tv.

for retards screaming FAKE everytime they see something else than themselfs:

http://antiquesandthearts.com/Antiques/AuctionWatch/2008-11-11__14-01-03.html

learn to use internet, kids... it's SO simple

These old weapons are very neat to look at. You dont seem them much anymore.