Nov 25 2008Oh Snap, You Just Got Tokyoflashed!
The Kisai Denshoku (Illumination) is an all new watch design available from Tokyoflash. With the push of a button the 12 bars light up in a three-part sequence to tell the time. First hours, then 10-minute blocks, then individual minutes. So simple even undersirable Geekologie commentors can do it (and then, God willing, die). The watch is available now for $247 and available in both black and gary. Did I say gary? I meant gray. I would hope it's not available in gary, although I did lose a watch in a Samantha once.
Hit the jump to see it in gray, then buy one.
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Reader Comments
1. tomorrowsparty - November 25, 2008 5:12 PM
LAST! Suckas.
2. TochiroV - November 25, 2008 5:15 PM
no! I AM LAST!
3. Davo - November 25, 2008 5:16 PM
looks like it should be a radiation meter.
4. Daisy - November 25, 2008 5:22 PM
TOTAL FAAAAKKKKEEEE AHHHHH!!!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This reminds me a lot of a scene from the movie Never Back Down, where Baja steals Maxs watch & sells it for some ecstacy, which she later laces some star wars puppets with & gives to Max - which he later ate (cause that's what he does) & freaked out on a live taping of wheel of fortune and ran out of the room in a cardboard box all the way to Del Taco for some bacon flavored ice cream.
5. PLEEEZE! - November 25, 2008 5:29 PM
GO FAKE DAISY!!! GO GO GO GO!!!
6. PLEEEZE! - November 25, 2008 5:34 PM
Another way for manufacturers to make a product which costs less to produce to sell to sodding 'tards who think this is "neato". LAME! Unless it actually doubles as a rad meter. Then I could see its usefulness. Unless I was wearing it. It would constantly be bleep bleep bleeping because I AM RAD!...meh. sounded better in my melon.
7. Elmo - November 25, 2008 5:42 PM
stop yelling at me!
8. Gizmoduck - November 25, 2008 5:44 PM
i lost my watch in samatha as well.....
and gary
who am i?
9. PLEEEZE! - November 25, 2008 5:51 PM
...for $237 that is.
10. Daisy (TRO) - November 25, 2008 5:54 PM
FAKE!!!!
TIAPJ. YCT its AFBT Shadow's AAW.
This reminds me of the movie Never Back Down. Max was really busy and didn't have time to comment on a stupid watch. It also reminds me of the time Max came into gravy, or was it gray? I can't remember.
11. PLEEEZE! - November 25, 2008 5:54 PM
@8
Uh, I'd guess Gavin Newsom.
12. Gizmoduck - November 25, 2008 5:54 PM
BERK
13. PLEEEZE! - November 25, 2008 5:57 PM
FAKE!!!!
The real Daisy doesn't apostrophize "shadow's".
14. Gizmoduck - November 25, 2008 6:16 PM
gonna go do some curlz to get tha gurlz, eh?
15. PLEEEZE! - November 25, 2008 6:23 PM
Curlz? No need. Brains. Works well. At least for the ones who are shy in public, then...well...you know what then! And if you do, would you be so kind as to explain that to me? I haven't a clue what they mean.
16. Gizmoduck - November 25, 2008 6:25 PM
brah
check it just for you PLEEEZE
RIVIN AHWN A PRAYAH
17. Mike - November 25, 2008 6:43 PM
I'm resorting to not even using words anymor.. asf hdfhaoi jfcuck
18. Kokopure - November 25, 2008 7:08 PM
Hey, I'm plenty dersirable :<
19. Daisy - November 25, 2008 7:45 PM
"FAKE You can tottaly tell its a photoshop job..."
You know what fake daisy your fake just deal w/ it.
20. BuckFace - November 25, 2008 7:46 PM
p.s. bye the way 19th so suck it
21. Thumperchica - November 25, 2008 8:25 PM
@20 - FAIL!
GW - What about the desirable geekologie commentors?
22. Blopit - November 25, 2008 8:38 PM
it be worth it if it was a 5 in 1 like a
pregancy meter;
1 bar means you got banged but still no dice
2 bars mean holy crap! whyd you pee on a f'kin $247 watch
3 bars mean you indeed banged a female
4 bars mean you indeed banged a male
5 bars mean that you just made a mutant cat
6 bars mean that your better off adopting
and so on.....
japaneses are so inventive they're probably saying right now
-'yokimoto, how are we going to confuse the americans next week"
-'well right now as we speak, the laborators are inventing a candybar that doubles as a screwdriver'
-'wow, in genious! i was thinking of a watch that show numbers, oh what was i thinking"
23. George - November 25, 2008 10:09 PM
GW is totally on the tokyoflash payroll.
24. Ginormagantuan - November 26, 2008 2:14 AM
#20 MUAHAHAHAHAH! you stupid c***sucker! your shit is made of FAILSAUCE!
25. Emode - November 26, 2008 4:06 AM
The sad thing is that the paint from those watches is peeling of like a wallpaper in 19th century european house. Designs are cool, but after 3 month my 12-5-9 Gundam B looks like crap.
26. Sandra - November 26, 2008 8:11 AM
this watch definitely deserved a PEW!
...oh, and Daisy is a cock sucking turd cutting butt pirate without legs...etc.
27. Ginormagantuan - November 26, 2008 9:05 AM
man, all I want for christmas is ti pork Daisy in the butt.......
28. pojojuniper - November 26, 2008 10:54 AM
This is just like the watches the aliens were wearing that time they abducted me in a shiny chrome car and forced me to wear an apparatus that counted ever bite I took before locking me in an apartment filled with crystals and made me make fiber-optic wallpaper for awhile. Then they put me on a Roomba and threw a huge rock down on Canada (Pew, pew, suckas!) Whew... it was hard times, man. Finally they let me go. True story.
29. CJ - April 15, 2009 6:27 PM
dude this shit is retarded why look at dumb ass bars when numbers are better and easier to understand? Stupid ass gooks and thier pointless inventions