Nov 17 2008Now That's A Good Dog!: How To Cook A Hot Dog Russian Style, Or, Alternatively: How I Died Trying To Heat A Wiener
This is how some system administrator in Russia prepares himself a quick meal during those long nights at the office -- with a 220-volt hotdog. He stabs a fork in each end, connects the clips, plugs in the plug, and presto: death by electrocution just waiting to happen. The guy even sticks LEDs in the dog to determine its ripeness. Now call me crazy, but my god that must be one delicious wiener.
Hit the jump to see two more of the process, including cooking and LED insertion.
The Sausage Admin [englishrussia]
Thanks to PN, who only cooks hot dogs with lasers.
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Reader Comments
1. lager - November 17, 2008 10:56 AM
haha sweet
2. chuck - November 17, 2008 10:57 AM
hah ... wieners ....
3. jordan - November 17, 2008 10:57 AM
first!!! and thats awsome!
4. suckit - November 17, 2008 10:57 AM
first
5. jordan - November 17, 2008 11:00 AM
lmao im on my psp right now!
6. james griffiths - November 17, 2008 11:04 AM
only in russia lol reminds me of when stuck a led in the wall socket when i was 6 blew me across the room lol
7. LSDiesel - November 17, 2008 11:10 AM
He was probably in a pinch one day and then remembered one of his favorite torture methods, and decided to use it for less entertaining, but more practical reasons.
8. ultradev - November 17, 2008 11:12 AM
I think we'll be hearing about this guy winning a Darwin awards soon enough
9. Crowley - November 17, 2008 11:12 AM
In soviet Russia... hotdog forks you
10. JaC - November 17, 2008 11:18 AM
@9 - LOL!
11. I am Son of Satan, McCain's brother-in-law - November 17, 2008 11:19 AM
@7 Exactly what I was thinking.
Russians are up to no good these days. They always think that the Cold War never ended. After all, Russia has already been freakin cold since Gustav(my grandpa's talking nutsack) discovered it.
12. stanislav_45 - November 17, 2008 11:21 AM
Who wants a burned wiener?
13. Daisy - November 17, 2008 11:23 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.
It does look a lot like the scene where Max cooks a kielbasi with the ring voltage from a POTs line in the movie Never Back Down.
14. Sentient - November 17, 2008 11:25 AM
Some people have far too much time on their hands!
15. PLEEEZE! - November 17, 2008 11:30 AM
FAKE!!!!
Daisy's boobs are an obvious photoshop job. You can tell they are fake because the squishyness is all wrong.
Do the electrons flow through the wiener or only on the outside as they do on a wire? I'm not really interested enough to try this experiment at home. Maybe at work though. Hmmm. My office could use a good "burnin'-down".
16. manbull7 - November 17, 2008 11:32 AM
Don't know about you, but now I am very hungry for a hot dog! :-)~
17. Moose Knuckle - November 17, 2008 11:47 AM
Plumps when you cook it, like a weiner should.
18. Nick568 - November 17, 2008 11:49 AM
My science teacher did this trick in my high school science class. If I remember right the hot dog will glow green when the lights are turned out. The LED's will go off because of all the salt in the weiner That's how it all works. Pretty dangerous just for a snack. But whatever, it's Russia.
19. I'm a Computer - November 17, 2008 11:50 AM
Somebody send the Russians a couple microwaves.
20. Bernard Fleming - November 17, 2008 11:50 AM
@15 - The current appears to travel through the entirety of the sausage. I"m basing my claim on the fact that LEDs like 0.7 v. The hot dog is about 6 inches long, so if the 220 V (AC) drops in a linear fashion, and guessing the leads are about a quarter inch apart, it would be roughly 10v per 1/4 inch segment. Of course putting about 10 volts across an LED without an additional load would pop it, so the current must also be distributed across the remaining cross section.
Or you could say, the hot dog will only cook where the electricity flows.
If you want to try this at home - it works really well, poke the electrodes into the tips, so the entire hot dog cooks. Also for extra credit, do it with a dill pickle, which lights up pretty good.
21. McGloin - November 17, 2008 11:52 AM
I did the same thing to my fun stick. I guess that's why I'm so mad at everything not me. {insert idiotic, rasist banter here}
22. Pat - November 17, 2008 11:57 AM
@9 Darn! Beat me to it!
23. McGloin - November 17, 2008 12:03 PM
See what the world is reduced to with a nigger president! VOTE YES on the up and coming proposition 2012, removal of chimp from the black house soon to be restored white house.
You liberals have really done it this time.
24. I. C. Weiner - November 17, 2008 12:07 PM
This is playing god! Scoence gone mad!
25. LSDiesel - November 17, 2008 12:08 PM
McGloin should have a couple of forks stuck into his penis and let the cooking begin. Although, I'm not sure something of that size could even be considered an appetizer....
26. McGloin - November 17, 2008 12:08 PM
See what I mean? I just can't help myself! I don't mean to be a f*** tard but the total lack of man hood has caused me to post this inane bullshit. I'm sorry fellow geekologie readers. I know it's wrong, but I have a problem. Please forgive me for being the biggest idiot since David Duke.
27. Go bots - November 17, 2008 12:11 PM
He's got old school keyboard. Oh wait, its Russia! Never mind.
In Russia, everything is powered by snow.
28. McGloin - November 17, 2008 12:18 PM
Say It Loud - I'm Black and I'm Proud
29. Dread Pirate Robert - November 17, 2008 12:21 PM
@9....well played, @daisy....That is so fresh, Dont ever stop
30. reverseration - November 17, 2008 12:56 PM
the lights were red....predictable commie bastard
31. proteon - November 17, 2008 1:07 PM
I got a million bucks says he weights less than you.
32. guate6 - November 17, 2008 1:26 PM
Experiment time!!
33. lager - November 17, 2008 2:44 PM
to all the first i beat you
34. Elmo - November 17, 2008 3:28 PM
I think this hot dog has prison tattoos....
35. Yulia(dot)Ru - November 17, 2008 3:53 PM
@11
Don't talk about all russians, pleeeeease =)
@19
Hmmm... Don't worry we have 'em. I think he did that just for fun (like an experiment). And I like this idea )))
@27
Mmmmmm... "powered by snow" )))) ... but you know.... november and still no snow! >( I even don't know if I will use my snowboard this winter =(
36. Tina - November 17, 2008 5:17 PM
Is it possible to cook my thanksgiving turkey in this fashion?
37. SterrutSlowly - November 17, 2008 6:47 PM
hes SHIT F*** eating cancer! BITCHH
38. Seba - November 17, 2008 6:58 PM
LOL!!
could be USB!!
39. Barry (O) - November 17, 2008 7:01 PM
Dude thinks he's so creative. KGB was doing that ages ago. Except instead if a hot dog, it was a nutsack.
40. Barry (O) - November 17, 2008 7:04 PM
Dude thinks he's so creative. KGB was doing this ages ago. Except instead of a hot dog, it was a scrotum.
41. Joe - November 17, 2008 10:12 PM
gotta try
42. rainbowcinderellageek - November 17, 2008 11:07 PM
I don't know how to feel about this.. Its inventive for sure, but f***ing stupid too.
43. alaskaboy - November 18, 2008 1:36 AM
We actually sold hotdogs made this way at a high school carnival back in the day. Lucky we didn't burn the whole place down, or electrocute that hot science chick I tricked into selling weiners...good times...good times
44. Ginormagantuan - November 18, 2008 1:47 AM
#9 shiiiit you beat all of us to it
45. Post a Comment - November 18, 2008 3:49 AM
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46. 45th! - November 18, 2008 5:46 AM
im 45th!
beat that!
but you cant cos im before you.
LOL
47. zomfg mike texas ranger - November 18, 2008 5:48 AM
zomg makes me want to try it with a turkey
happy thxgiving mom
the turkey is all over the walls
(:
48. zomfg mike texas ranger - November 18, 2008 5:48 AM
zomg makes me want to try it with a turkey
happy thxgiving mom
the turkey is all over the walls
(:
49. Thumperchica - November 18, 2008 9:33 AM
Light Bright, Hot Dog! Turn on the power of colored lunch!
50. mike - November 18, 2008 9:36 AM
not as good as my bunsen burner hot dogs when i was back in high school.
51. joe - November 18, 2008 6:12 PM
first!
52. ...in America! - November 18, 2008 10:57 PM
#9: I love you. And hate you.
53. handfullaboob - November 19, 2008 5:19 AM
thats just shocking
54. Apolinary Koniecpolski - November 20, 2008 2:11 PM
same thing - 75 years earlier ;)
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/07/08/electric-spikes-roast-weinies/
55. Princess Padme's Masturbation Fantasy - November 20, 2008 6:58 PM
In Soviet Russia, hotdogs eat you...
56. V Adamczyk - November 23, 2008 3:32 AM
@20: the .7v are you thinking about the .7v transistor 'rule'?
The glowing I was shown wasnt a hot dog, was a kosher dill. Only certain brands and not all the pickles in the same jar worked (And glowed at one end only). About five seconds and we needed to turn the lights out to see it.
At 220Vac, and the LEDs being maybe 2vdc, I'd like to see whats going on there. I dont own a scope so I cant check it.
The entire hot dog will heat up, as hot dogs are already cooked, and would just need to be heated...and the distribution would even out quite fast...even if the frequency was very high and there was some "skinning" effect of the current (composition of weiner casing is different than the rest of the hot dog, so maybe not... a mix of meat isnt like a solid element) i think it would still heat fast.
A device was made like this in the 1950s. I bought it on eBay and sold at a rummage sale. I cant remember the maker. Was just a cord, two nails, and a bakelite stand.
Nothing original here.
57. Skyo - November 23, 2008 4:33 PM
Ok, I've tried it :P
It's pretty darn well cooked, but the LED's taste like crap =(
58. Post a Comment - November 24, 2008 3:04 AM
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59. Blopit - November 25, 2008 10:46 PM
holy crap a cooked weiner! never seen one of those before!
60. design - November 28, 2008 11:48 AM
I don't think I would want LED lights in my hotdog.
61. Ivanna - February 1, 2009 12:00 PM
Mr. Wizard had an episode about that. Volume 2. OOOOLD news.
62. modeller - November 13, 2009 10:28 AM
And annoying that it didn't show up at all in Bloglines.