Nov 4 2008Move Over Hot Or Not: A Digital Face Analyzer

More like 'tard analyzer.

"Measure your insecurity! Confrim your suspicions!"
That would be my tagline for such a thing.

COCK!

i hear there is also "drunk mode"

MEAT MASHER! MEAT HAMMER! MEAT STICK! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT SLAPPER! MEAT PUNCHER!

I think how it works is that the more you pay, the more likely you're looking like Angelina Jolie. If you think about paying 2 cents, the machine will tell you - you're more of a sasquatch than human. Come to think of it, some people tell you - you look good - and some just looks at you like crap. Maybe you look good when you people the price that they want.

FAKE!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This looks like the analysis software Max used on Baja in the movie Never Back Down.

ah~ Korea, they are crazy about being a perfectionist and that doesn't exclude having a perfect face and body. It is a plastic surgery central of Asia. Being a Korean American myself I do not understand this method but apparently plastic surgery moves with trends. Such as having a bigger nose just like white people was a trend and every women went through with it. This site just promotes getting plastic surgery after it tells you got a f***ed up face. It's sad but before marrying a Korean girl you better look at their parents b/c ur up for a surprise when you get that baby.

Dude, all you have to do is link to a pic on this site - these guys will totally tell you. Especially if they're pissed at you!

im going to give them a picture of my dick and see how beautiful it is...

@10, I'm pretty sure it has to be big enough to be photographed, so until then, give your mom a magnifying glass and ask her.

actually i had her use the microscope... i love my mommy

Is it just me, or has this website become overrun with a bunch 10-year olds who can't make a comment without it referring to the size of their junk or some other retarded comment (or multiple comments on the same post)?

Poor Daisy. When will she ever realize that NEVER BACK DOWN will never get a sequel, spin-off, prequel, and for that matter-a trilogy.

Forgive me for spending so much time in bashing Daisy and the movie"Never back down because them cunts will f*** you're bitch ass."

Why don't we make a list of "titles-that-should've-been-named-for-the-movie" instead of the less gayer name "Never Back Down." It probably should have a little reference of Daisy. Her goes my list:

1. "Daisy's Paradise"
2. "Never Back Down 'cause Daisy will kill ya!"
3. "Dais-ed and Confused"
4. "Obnoxious little man-bitch"
5. Baja and Max make a porno with Daisy"
6. "Dais Wars: Revenge of the Cunt"
7. "How Daisy NEVER got her Groove Back"
8. "End of Dais"
9. "The Dais After Tomorrow"
10 "Daisy has a penis that comes out of her ass"

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@13 thats what makes this site so much fun ass blaster!

Take my meat flap in one hand and rub my taint with the other and blow on the tip like youre playing craps!

Zoid, youre flippin crazy man. Thats some serious cyber killer work you just did there.

Bravo! DRINK HER BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

How do you know Daisy is a girl?

@17: It's obvious; she drones on and on about the same shit.

Hey guys, wanna pool together some money so I can get my face analyzed????

@19 I think we can keep our money and call you ugly for free. In fact, you sould pay us for reading your comments. And stuff.

I want to get my taint anaylized like a palm reading.

THATS IT!

I'm going to open a TAINT reading shop.

It is also a "hands on workshop/reading" no matter how hairy!

@13 - Its just you.

i TRiED the machine and it works!!!

My mother was right all along. I'm a faggot!

@21
What, exactly, is a Taint Reading Shop?

correct daisy.

this is obviously photoshopped because it's a website. it's very possible that it was made in photoshop.

@24

Well I will have a nice, small room, probably some cool, crazy light fixtures.

I will keep the colors deep, yet rich. Probably go with like royal blue and cranberry crushed velvet for most of the furniture and drapes.

I will have crazy hookahs that you will be able to smoke real weed out of, not that shitty wacky tobacky apple plum shit.

From there, with or with out an audience, i will ask you to remove your pants (i will do the same, dont want you to feel uncomfortable)

From there, I will show you a taint reading on my own taint and the things I will do to yours.

Whether you agree or not, I will then huckle-buck your legs, but yet in a 69 position so my nose is right on your taint.

I will like your ass for no extra charge.

Thats just a rough business plan of course.

I think its a winner!

@19, I can tell you right now your face is FAKE!!!

why, its only a computer program. surely it does not know of love

@26
Now that some real deal. I like where you're getting at, that's a nice business.
You probably should do that in Amsterdam, Colombia, Dublin, or some other country that tolerates that kind of debauchery. 'Cause Obama will never approve of that here in America. Did he win yet?

But, anyways. That should be a great hit someday. Now that you clarified what exactly is a Taint Reading Shop, I realized that you're psychic.

Daisy '08

Thanks for all of your comments and interest.

I am plastic surgeon, Rhee from South Korea. I have developed this online program.

This method of facial anlaysis is totally different from classic method of facial analysis. This method had been presented on journal of plastic and reconstructive surgery and aesthetic plastic surgery journal. BAPA has several advantages: it measures relative facial balance and harmony for each face, it can be applied to different genders, racial and ethnic groups regardless of generation and time; BAPA prevent patient from having unrealistic expectations, illusive perception about his or her face . BAPA can measure someones's facial balance or harmony within his or her peculilar facial characteristics. It does not measure facial feature as absolue length or absolute criteria. It analysis the relative relationship among each aestehtic facial subunits. This program does not promote facial plastic surgey, on the contrary, this program helps people not to undergo awful or inappropriate plastic surgery and not to be cheated by commerical propaganda for plastic surgey.

I do believe each human face has its own dignity in itself. I am a revolter against ordinary plastic surgeon. I insist plastic surgeon should not measure facial beauty of human face with one measure. I insist that human faces differ from one another on the basis of race and ethnicity. The ideal or attractive face of one generation is different from another and depends in large measure on racial, ethnic, national, personal as well as gender preferences.

If you want to know furthermore about theoretical background of my method of facial analysis, visit my personal website and search my articles at PubMed(with keyword "Rhee SC". .

http://http://beautyportal.co.kr/index.php?mm_code=134&sm_code=135

Thanks and Best regards,

what? ^ is that real?

He clearly didn't read the other comments if so.

Run. Run while you still can.

Bob, I have read the above comment all and I made scrap. The program is alread patent pending. Thanks.

ana melo albrnamg da 3wza ashofo becuose he is nice

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it is good