Nov 12 2008Mayor of Turkish City 'Batman' Is Suing Christopher Nolan And Warner Brothers

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Huseyin Kalkan, the mayor of Batman, Turkey, is suing (director) Christopher Nolan and Warner Brothers for using the name of the city in The Dark Knight without his permission. In other news, Batman may have elected a retarded mayor. And should totally sue this little twerp.

"There is only one Batman in the world," Kalkan said. "The American producers used the name of our city without informing us."

Kalkan claims he has evidence, which will show the city of Batman was founded before the 1939 debut of Bob Kane's DC Comics superhero by the same name.

Wow. Just wow. It all makes sense now. I mean, Batman, Turkey is like the crime-fighting capital I've never heard of. Why has this been a non-issue for the past 70 years? Simple -- stupid mayors. Somebody send that city a big bag full of cash, pronto.

Christopher Nolan being sued by Batman [msnbc]

Thanks to Morrocco Mole, Marc, and Adam, governors of The Riddler, Penguin, and Mr. Freeze, respectively.

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I highly doubt that 'bat' and 'man' in English translates into 'batman' in Turkish and vice versa. I also doubt that the town has filed for trademark, copyright, etc rights to the name in the United States.

HAHA. OH WOW

Like... honestly??
You gotta be kiding me! The whole purpose of geekologie it's soooooo low-down, first of all in the past few months the articles doesn't contain anything but a copy-paste of some other page's post or just a very dumb thing, nothing relevant.. I've seen a lot of articles a long time before,some are waaay too old, there are not gadgets or so... Geekologie? you should re-name the page, I used to be super fan of this page and now is so sad that doesn't worth wasting my time, I prefer gizmodo or thinkgeek instead a page that was soooo good and now sux such a big time.. And now wants to be so "serious" give me a damn f..... break... com'0n!

go wash some dishes Angie

very fun greg it actually make laugh, you couldn't find nothing smarter to say, and ooh very macho-man... sorry that you're frustrated of doing it (the dishes) every day, instead of you, being a university graduate let me have more brain that obviously you don't have... good luck finding new uhm... jokes.. (if that's the way you call it)

Go and f*** yourself greg =)

theres a city in Victoria, Australia called batman

Chances are the Mayor is only doing this for publicity for the city, I doubt he's dumb enough to think he'll win. I think he's probably just trying to draw people's attention to the fact that there is a city named Batman and by making himself look like an idiot he'll maybe increase some tourism to the city (in his mind) hopefully improving the cities economy, and I'd assume it must be in bad shape to pull a stunt like this.

Wow just wow I can't belive they have waited till now to sue I mean batman has only been aroung for 70 years and already had 5 prior movies but I guess the other mayors just were not as dumb as this f***..... and why is dc comics not getting sued .
And one last thing no one is making you come to this site angie so stop your bitching

There's a town called "batman" in Uzbekistan too, are they going to wage war over it?

I guess real names can't be used anymore, like Washington, George (Georgia), Hong Kong, etc. I guess the practice of naming places after people isn't used there.

I bet even the taliban are going "you are crazy!"

@6 Geekologie is called Geekologie because it has materials that are geeky.
Car geeks, comic geeks, VG geeks, and gay geeks.

Angie, you whore, go suck on a pomegranate. Bitch.

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these turkish guys are weird... but i agree with angie, this site is becoming worse

This is almost as stupid as the guy from the Isle of Lesbos asking homosexual women to stop calling themselves "Lesbians"!
Good luck with that...

See, what did I tell you! You let the chimpanzee in the big house and now we've gone past the point of no return! God damn nagger loving country. Filthy, rotten good for nothing nogger bringing about the apocalypse and you all sat on your behinds and let it happen. SHAME ON YOU BOYO! SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMN ANCESTORS FOR CREATING AN OXYGEN THIEF LIKE YOURSELF!

I shall be drawing up plans to impeach the chimp and counter sue this damn Turk in order to bring back some pride to what used to be a great country, anyone wishing to join me I suggest you begin stocking up on canned foods, just incase the impeachment goes pear shaped.

Way to go America, you sicken me!

They just know that the dark knight movie was really sucessful and want a piece of the pie. Nice timing!

Angie, after reading your post, I wouldn't brag about that degree too much.

Angie is a wet back, I know her, spic bitch!

listen you racist bastar i been to college i have degree you dont have a thing. click on my name to see resume then i want an apology for being rude and a liare.

Frosted Buttes

Fake!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. The shadows are all wrong.

I wonder what the mayor suited up for halloween.
Exactly.
He was probably made fun of at work when he showed up with that skimpy "dark" outfit.
He probably was like, (heavy turkish accent)"The costume isn't gay enough for the party and it made look like an idiot! Damn bastards! I sue you Nolan for this bad design! Wahahahaha!

they must be realli broke to pull this stunt

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands.

Crazy turkish people.

Folks lets keep this back to the subject at hand, which beard looks coolest?

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Hey Angie

I guess they didn't teach you how to speak PROPA INGRISH at your Yewniversity huh?

Well one thing for sure, it definitely didn't cure you of your pompous dumb-as-a-f***ing-shoe disease.

Ha Ha, know how behind Turkey is they are probably actually suing Adam West for using their name

"I shall be drawing up plans to impeach the chimp and counter sue this damn Turk in order to bring back some pride to what used to be a great country"

Ooooh, someone is having grand plans. Bring in the cavalry! Quick!
Goodness, that sentence made me laugh.
Too bad McGloin can't display his photo, showing him shaking his fist towards the sky, clad in an armour, and frowning eyebrows.

How dumb is this guy. Kinda reminds me of how Apple sues anyone who uses an apple in their logo.

I don't even think this has any legal basis whatsoever...

BAAATMAAAN, du-na-nu-na du-na-nu-na, du-na-nu-na du-na-nu-na, BAATMAAN.

@32

OBJECTION!

Hi last week! How's it going back there?

that is the most retarded thing i've ever heard!
Seriously i hope it gets thrown out and this dickhead is humiliated and it costs him and his town Loads upon Loads of money for this stupid idea

I hope it gets picked up by the international press, makes its way to north America, gets lots of air-time on ET & Oprah, becomes a "reality Show", makes lots of money, dies after the second season, and is never to be heard of again.

stupid mayor indeed.


ka zing!

HOLY RETARD LAWSUIT BATMAN!

Yeah, and I'm going to file a law suit against bubble tape, because I can prove that "Six feet of fun" was the slogan for my dick long before they ever used it.

How mature of you, that talk a lot of your culture, instead reading any smart thing there are just non-sense things, I know what's geek and I know this page was my fav, I would like to see something relevan that can help this situation...
Anyway, was very fun reading some ridiculous comments, there were a lot of you that ignore mine or said something that can help to me or the page, for those my respect..
Using my name show a lot of your education and culture...
And yes, I'm proud of my degree, a thing that I'm pretty sure very of you that insult me don't have...
An yes, I don't have the knowledge of a PROPA INGRISH, I would like to see if chimp speak another languaje... I don't live at USA and english is not my first languaje..
Anyway, was very nice to see some of you really have the intelligence...

Angie can go suck it, Geekologie forever!

And, Seriously stop bigging yourself up as a 'University Graduate' when you can't even use the correct grammar, zoop!

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake, the shadows are all wrong.

The picture looks like it was cut from the halloween scene in the movie Never Back Down.

@ Angie

If English isn't your first "languaje", then maybe you shouldn't be posting your ignorant and retarded comments on this site.

WHO WANTS THIS DOG?

I love how Europeans always call Americans stupid.

maybe it's time to stop flinging dung.

you got Zooped! pew pew!

Is Angie a bot?

@ Angie

I`ve got a degree in politics and economis does that make me better than you?
maybe, maybe not. point is no one gives a f*** if you have a degree, i know i dont.

Keep your sad, high and mighty opinions to yourself. if you like those other sites so much, f*** off and relieve your PMT stress there !!!

Geekologie forever !!!!!

So, it would appear that the Turks playing Silkroad Online are not the totality of all Turkish Douchebags!

@45

you might want to note that Europe is continent while America is a country.

Also Turkey is a transcontinental country and thus is part of Europe and Asian continents. Plus Turkey isnt even part of the E.U. and so doesnt have the same social, economic, and political connection as the rest of europe.

It might just be me, but maybe you should have checked this out before you open your mouth and thus making you and your amercian chums look "stupid".

Does anyone else foresee a Midnight Express sequel as a direct result of this?

::Sigh::

Today in class we were examining the film "Never Back Down" for it's sound production. The entire time we were watching it I could not stop thinking about Daisy and all of her FAKE!!! posts.

By the way that movie sucks so f***ing hard. What's up with people bitching about Geekologie all over these forums? I think this site rules.

hahahaa this is awsome

I am seriously beginning to consider wreaking the necessary Havoc and Destruction necessary to shut some of you simple minded spawn of Sodom up.

Very seriously considering, mind you.

Also, I would like to point out that I did, indeed, give him the idea. Go ahead. Blame me for this one. I -relish- the attention.

Oh, yes, before I forget.

Those of you who don't enjoy the quirky nature of this site...leave! It's as simple as that. None of us particularly enjoy the concept of someone with the intellectual agility of a small, broken soap-dish trying to raise their petulant voices in a commenting section. I, myself, feel a bit less Glorious for taking the time to point out that someone did, indeed, piss in the gene pools a while back, however grateful some shall be for the information.

I swear to Me, if I ever catch any further snatches of some ill-informed, impetuous twit's complaints and their own unfounded claims to respect, I will utterly Smite you. With my smite button, no less. It's right here. Watch.

Did you see it?

Anyway, I'm going to go blend up a few kittens and maybe a banana or two, I need a pick-Me-up after wasting the time to call the idiots by their self-induced title.

Cheery-O.

I forgot to mention:

I'll be seeing one of you in particular very, very soon. Death is feeling a little under-the-weather.

I wonder which high-and-not-so-mighty one of you it will be?

Teehee.

I KAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?!

Daisy!

I can always count on you to do your thing!

keep doin' it!

@50, Isn't North America a continent?
You see, we Americans are many, we cover the western hemishpere, North America, South America, Central America (just to be picky). Just because citizens of the US of A are commonly called "Americans" doesn't mean that's the only way to use that term. Before you get too damned puffed up, remember most things can be taken two ways...
Thanks Chum.............p

@58
either your obtuse or stupid. The person i was having a go at was talking about the stereotype that americans or people of the USA are stupid. if you fellow the context of the conversation properly you would have got that.
I really doubt mexicans and particulary canadians would call themselves Americans. Also a number of countries from south america really resent the USA and so would not want to assosiated with the USA. In fact name me another country with "America" in the title.
Clearly your another example of someone who fits the dumb american stereotype.

That's it. I'm doing it. *
Hope it was worth it to you whiny little...meh...*


*You are no longer allowed to comment.
**Mine's bigger than yours.

@59 - Amazing how you jump to call me stupid without actually responding to the point of my comment.
Actually, the person you were attacking wasn't saying "Americans are stupid", they said "Europeans say Americans are stupid".
I never said they (Canadians, Argentinians, etc) would call themselves Americans. Nor would a French citizen usually identify themselves as "European"
I was pointing out that in order to make your pathetic point you left out the fact that the CONTINENT IS NAMED NORTH AMERICA, so to be exact, you were wrong.
Speaking of obtuse, how wonderful is that that you are utilizing the "stupid American" BS to make your elitist comment seem like it has some weight... If you can't stand on your own point, STFU and stop bitching kthx.

wow last time i checked you cant have any other cool name for a guy dressed up as a bat running around everywhere. what r they going to do call him batgentleman yeah right you might as well call him batgenitals. FAIL FOR THE TURKISH CITY!!!!

Geez...
I'm from Turkey (though I won't define myself as turkish..) and stuff like these really makes me feel ashamed about living here. I mean how can anyone be so simple minded but then again, about some of the comments I've seen; no need to be racist, you can't blame everyone for only one's stupidity...

You know what? Turkish cinema over the past 40 years or so has been largely comprised of stolen material from Hollywood. I think in response to this claim, Hollywood should find every instance of stolen material in the last half century, and sue Turkey. Turkey, as well as at least 10 countries surrounding it, will go completely bankrupt as a result.

^^

@62

i agree. batgentleman would be a better name. he could travel about gotham city spreading chivalry and drinking fine scotch. his nemisis could be "The Popped Collar Douchebag" the ex-fratboy who drinks smirnof ice while popping his collar and frosting his tips.

Actually the Mayor is kurdish. Yes, it's silly but funny. Honestly in Turkey we laught that news too. And cursed about the Mayor. :D

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my hometown on facebook is listed as Batman, Uzbekistan

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