Nov 21 2008Kitty Born With Two Faces Is Cute, Meow-y

A kitten was born in Australia on Wednesday with two faces. It is super cute and made me wish all pets had more faces. But then I realized how expensive it would be to feed all those extra faces, and decided it wasn't so awesome afer all.
The two-faced feline was one of three in a litter and appears to be doing well.
It hasn't got a name yet, but the owner is thinking of calling it Quasi Modo, according to local news Web site inmycommunity.com.au.
Yeah, Quasi Modo, that won't f*** it up for life. You might as well saw off a couple legs and name it Cripples.
A closeup after the jump.

Two-Faced Kitten Born in Australia [foxnews]
Thanks to Bryan and Katto, both of whom have seen the three-headed monkey on Monkey Island.
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Reader Comments
1. finfan - November 21, 2008 4:55 PM
FKIRST
2. shmoo - November 21, 2008 4:55 PM
it's a freak!
3. Thumperchica - November 21, 2008 4:55 PM
HOW CUUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!
Name him 2-face!!!!!! I know, not original, but awesome nonetheless!!!!
4. finfan - November 21, 2008 4:56 PM
HA I WIN!!!
5. White - November 21, 2008 4:56 PM
Aw, it sucks we live in a world where this is most probably just photo shopped, pretty sure it's just a rip off of one of Rocknrolla's sub-plots.
6. finfan - November 21, 2008 4:57 PM
Jk... I'm not that unsporty but it is cute in a weird mutated kind of way...
7. Daisy - November 21, 2008 4:57 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is like the scene from the movie Never Back Down where Max has a threesome with Baja & her sister Daisy, then Baja gets jealous after Max gives her sister anal & calls Max two faced.
8. Ward - November 21, 2008 5:18 PM
@7 Damn, you are an unoriginal sad sack. Damn man, do you like have your finger tapping the F5 key 24/7 on this place or what?
9. fat ugly goth girl who wears black and eats rats - November 21, 2008 5:21 PM
it's cute when it's a kitten. that thing is gonna look straight evil when it's all growed up. plus, i wouldn't know which one to make out with.
10. Mike Hawk - November 21, 2008 5:25 PM
I've seen better photoshopping at a preschool that was teaching young kids how to use photoshop for the first time, because the kids were young, and barely knew how to use photoshop, can I get an Amen?
11. Mike Hawk - November 21, 2008 5:27 PM
Damn ...not fast enough...
12. swordfish - November 21, 2008 5:29 PM
i´d hit it.
and i´m not talking about the girl.
13. Ollie Williams - November 21, 2008 5:32 PM
I know it's not a dog, but how could you NOT name it Cerberus?
14. Ollie Williams - November 21, 2008 5:34 PM
...and missing a head. I take it back. I'd name it Duo.
15. Griswold Goodsoup - November 21, 2008 5:40 PM
Monkey Island rules!! woooooo!!
when we finally get genetically engineered pets, i'll be in line to custom order 2-headed pets. it'll be the best xmas ever!
16. big teeth - November 21, 2008 5:42 PM
Yikes! Drown that thing in the rain barrel, stat!
17. meowmo - November 21, 2008 5:43 PM
awww! it's the new kitty god! sphinx are hideous.
18. Tina - November 21, 2008 5:45 PM
Two faces, three noses? Or can I not tell because I'm reading this from my cell
19. Chris - November 21, 2008 5:46 PM
How about naming it Janus, the two-faced roman god? Or a Bond villain who goes on to help fight a war to destroy a magical ring of invisibility. Take your pick.
20. man - November 21, 2008 6:12 PM
"You might as well saw off a couple legs and name it Cripples."
bwahahahaha
21. JaC - November 21, 2008 6:17 PM
@16 - LMAO!
22. blp - November 21, 2008 6:18 PM
Didn't I tell you yesteday on the penis pasta sauce story that Aussies are cvazy? Jeez why are you surprised. Sun messes up brain, Australians genetically modify cats. Next step on the adgenda is robots. That's right GW ROBOTs that will KILL ou!
23. GoldenfrankO - November 21, 2008 6:19 PM
Cute
24. Ambrose - November 21, 2008 6:21 PM
@7 Daisy, there's a predictable reaction that links anything done in Photoshop to "fake" when there is usually no such association. While the vast majority of fakes are done in Photoshop that doesn't say anything as to the legitimacy of an image one way or the other.
Ha ha! Each face would only eat half as much.
25. Alucarda - November 21, 2008 6:21 PM
Actually, calling it Janus would be more appropriate..he was the two-faced roman god of doorways, and death. You know, cause doors are so two-faced..god those romans crack me up
26. Jim Shorts - November 21, 2008 6:30 PM
fake, the shadows are all wrong, this is a scene from Never Back Down
27. QUASIMODEM - November 21, 2008 6:31 PM
This post reminded me of one of my favourite - albeit stolen - pseudonyms.
28. Daisy (the real one) - November 21, 2008 6:35 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This reminds me of the scene where Max and Baja went out for couscous and Baja had some stuck to her chin, in the movie Never BAck Down.
29. ShitBitch Carl - November 21, 2008 6:43 PM
The shitting on Daisy for her Never Back Down comments was good the first hundred times or so. It's getting f***ing old now though. Get a new ax to grind people!
30. rainbowcinderellageek - November 21, 2008 6:48 PM
Why is that so f***ing cute?...and freaky! I want it!
31. Marley - November 21, 2008 7:05 PM
Dude this is so f***ing old.
32. Asteraceae - November 21, 2008 7:16 PM
Yeah, quit shitting on my family.
33. Odogg - November 21, 2008 7:25 PM
Crap a double headed ceiling cat!
34. big brown - November 21, 2008 7:48 PM
i wonder if it eats from both sides of his faces
35. Spider - November 21, 2008 8:35 PM
@33
HAHAHAHA!! Priceless
Uhm, what would the cat think when it saw a bunch of cats with one face?
36. Allen - November 21, 2008 9:33 PM
haha..reminds me of the cat spider jerusalem owns in warren ellis's "transmetropolitan".that cat was one hell of an evil bitch.
37. ilumiari - November 21, 2008 11:58 PM
UPDATE -
It died. http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24680159-2761,00.html
38. Aussie - November 22, 2008 4:17 AM
@10 the pic is not photoshopped....
FREAKY!!!!! but kwl
39. Emi - November 22, 2008 8:28 AM
LOL #36 thats what I thought of when I saw it! Someone needs to photoshop a cig in one of its mouths!
PS - Transmetropolitan is awesome everyone should read it.
40. katto - November 22, 2008 8:49 AM
YES!!!! I GOT CREDITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man Im happy now, my friend and I were wondering if this would get put up and if I would get mentioned man this makes me seem sad my friend and I talking about all this all nite at a party lol yay! Im so happy credited and a red bull <3 and DAISY GO LOOK ON TODAY TONIGHTS WEBSITE ITS ON THERE AS A VIDEO hang on heres the link its been all ove the news here and now its sad that he died but he was soooo cute so yeh to all those who think its a fake check out the video link and then honistly say its a fake(not just sayin it to try piss me off)http://au.todaytonight.yahoo.com/ now if its not on the "fetured vids" it should b around newho yeh I is happy now
41. Foobar - November 22, 2008 3:21 PM
@40 - WTF? Don't go to the link, its some porn site with a bunch of trojans.
42. Mike Sucks - November 22, 2008 4:31 PM
#10 - what an ass. IT'S REAL you pretentious schmuck! Now get your dick out of those preschoolers and let them Photoshop you a brain .
43. poop - November 22, 2008 6:08 PM
it looks delicious
44. Gez - November 22, 2008 9:05 PM
Well, that really is a siamese cat.
45. ...in America! - November 22, 2008 9:12 PM
#33: Now there really IS no escape.
#42: Noob. Just ignore Daisy, and maybe she'll blow up or something.
46. Atrides - November 23, 2008 12:56 AM
Respect o #19, thank god i typed a search or I'd look like a biter. Seriously, all two headed creatures need to be named Janus, and i think this should be a law. It's like women impregnated by the Devil and naming their (inevitable) son Damien. Just needs to be done
47. katto - November 23, 2008 4:58 AM
#41 u r a tool yeh cos a yahoo site will have porn and trojans dambass
48. FD - November 23, 2008 5:21 AM
UPDATE: The rare two-faced kitten born in Midvale on Wednesday, which captured the world's attention, has died.
The Kitten, which was being kept at its owners home with its mother and two siblings, died late yesterday after getting fluid in its lungs.
49. Daily Huhu - November 23, 2008 9:05 AM
WAOUHHHHHHHHHh
50. Wanker - November 23, 2008 10:10 AM
Wow, all I need now is a bun, relish, onions and ketchup.
51. SevenAce - November 23, 2008 3:42 PM
FAKE!!!!!!
....not the cat, thats definitely real! The shadows are all wrong on the lip piercinhg however soo fake!
52. davo - November 23, 2008 7:42 PM
F*** you guys are dumb. this is not a fake. It was on 7 news (Australia) a few nights back (with full HD video and interview). The thing is a mutation, it can see out of all eyes, but feeds out of one mouth. Thankgod the thing died, it was probably suffering the whole time, but the greedy owner decided she could cash in the story.
53. Nash - November 23, 2008 7:46 PM
Regardless of the stupidity of the fellow above, I promise all we Aussies aren't clueless, it is true that the poor little kitten did die over the weekend.
54. davo - November 23, 2008 8:02 PM
Your post fails. My post stated the facts.
1) the image is real
2) the cat is a mutilation
3) the cat died from 'fluid in it's lungs' - which would be a very painful way to die.
4) Any decent vet would have put it down straight away, the cat would have suffered its whole life.
5) "I promise all we Aussies aren't clueless" - the fact you made a grammatical error when writing that sentence doesn't really help us.
55. handfullaboob - November 24, 2008 4:56 AM
i dont like that cat, its 2 faced. do ya think its got 18 lives.
56. glix - November 24, 2008 8:13 AM
Hey look!! It's the perfect pet for our next president.
57. Gail - November 24, 2008 11:51 AM
Normally I am not a "cat person," but this one is OK.
58. Pink - November 24, 2008 2:43 PM
Sorry Geekologie Writer, but thi9s has to be photoshopped.
59. Tegzl - November 24, 2008 8:42 PM
I live in Perth Western Australia where this kitten was born... it is about 35min from me and unfortunately the poor little thing passed away early Sunday Morning =(
100% NOT fake (for all those people who thik they are photoshop spotting pros (obviously not as great as you think you are, are you!)
60. Ginormagantuan - November 25, 2008 5:38 AM
yeah most all of them two faced animals f***ing die within a couple of days of being born
61. danceshoes - November 25, 2008 7:06 AM
Loose-fitting is good- Form fitting clothing restricts the blood flow inhibits the correct breathing techniques. You should be able to able to perform various yoga poses. Try yoga shorts, sweat clothes, Leotards or yoga pants.
62. Cras - November 25, 2008 1:02 PM
And now it's dead...
63. dangerdames@gmail.com - November 25, 2008 3:11 PM
Someday it will work in the Kremlin with a Two-Headed dog.....
64. nash - November 25, 2008 8:21 PM
->54
The cat is a Mutilation? Watch who you're picking on for grammar buddy?
No matter how good a vet is, they can't just go around euthanising other people's animals whenever they feel like it, otherwise they would've put you down long ago.
65. Blopit - November 25, 2008 8:23 PM
did anyone else notice that the cat's bleeding on top of his head, well anywho we can all agree this is god's cerberus prototype, and that creepy lady looks like she's about to eat the cat.... that would be a cool article.... but yet yur articles are really cool....
did anyone else notice a samurai in the back trying to kill the cat?
66. nash - November 25, 2008 8:24 PM
-> 54
p.s. I referred to you as clueless because you actually argued with the claims it was FAKE!
67. Turtle - November 25, 2008 10:20 PM
The kitten has a very cute faces, too bad about the chicken feet though.
68. che-che - November 26, 2008 2:06 PM
so did anyone see the photographers last name being POON!!!
69. kasnvawiorfg - November 28, 2008 4:05 AM
It's not a fake.
I'm from Australia,
and it was all over the news last week.
It's very cute now,
but when it grows up,
it's gonna scare A LOT
of little kids. :S
plus me. haha
70. Doug Hobgood - November 29, 2008 2:36 AM
Name idea.... Gemini
71. Miranda - December 2, 2008 9:32 AM
CUTE!!!!! But might not be real. Still Adorable! Cats RULE!!!!!!!!
72. Diogo - December 3, 2008 5:08 PM
How about One-Two?
73. Jam - December 4, 2008 3:56 AM
my face is photoshopped
74. Protonus - December 4, 2008 1:38 PM
It's not fake, there are multple cases of this happening, here is a video of one from Ohio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAiGpAt2JjI
75. LSDiesel - December 5, 2008 2:10 PM
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77. Zapf Bandit - December 7, 2008 9:55 PM
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ9aMfttEy8
78. lula - December 8, 2008 12:13 PM
are the two faces active?
79. Paul Sheiman - December 8, 2008 2:12 PM
Cute? Are you kidding? *shiver* That thing will haunt my nightmares.
80. jds987 - December 10, 2008 12:08 AM
can I has too cheezburgurz?