Nov 14 2008Kami Kami Bite Counter Helps Ensure Proper Chewing. OMG, I Wore Headgear As A Child
It's weird the things you block out from your childhood. Like wearing headgear or touching a friend's penis. The Kami Kami Sensor counts how many bites a child makes (to ensure proper chewing), and beeps to notify every 30 and 1,000 bites. It's available now for $189 and I just bought one. Finally, a definitive answer to how many licks it takes to get the the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop! One, two, three *CRUNCH*. Three! And two chipped teeth. Oh shit, and a cavity.
Kami Kami Sensor counts your bites while scaring away friends [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. Time - November 14, 2008 1:19 PM
why!?
2. Atrides - November 14, 2008 1:19 PM
They could have at least made it wireless. Give it a twitter, or something, so the neurotic parents who bought this thing can keep abreast of their little darling's chewing habits from home, the office, or even in the car. Poor planning on your part, Kami Kami. Very poor.
3. Madgame - November 14, 2008 1:22 PM
C'mon Daisy it's Friday show us your bewbs
4. PLEEEZE! - November 14, 2008 1:26 PM
Who would buy that thing with Obama's socialized healthcare on the horizon? Seriously! Another annoying (rather expensive as well) device to aid us in a function that we have been doing just fine for...oh, I dunno...A LONG FRICKIN' TIME!!! If regular chewing is good enough for my caveman ancestors, It's good enough for me.
5. PLEEEZE! - November 14, 2008 1:29 PM
...oh yeah. The people who ned to buy their kids this gadget are probably too mentally deficient to be interested in visting this site anyhow.
6. Moose Knuckle - November 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Ooooh, an obsessive compulsive's wet dream.
pew chew pew
7. Wookie - November 14, 2008 1:31 PM
I like anything that has to do with Chewy!
8. PLEEEZE! - November 14, 2008 1:37 PM
Answer: The amount of times you chew should equal the number of blocks you have to jog to work off them saddlebags/spare tire/cheezy poofs/muffin tops/belly doughnuts/cankles/turkey necks/bingo wings/pota-toes/football feet/moose knuckles/back cleavage/front butt/lava legs...any thing I missed?
9. PLEEEZE! - November 14, 2008 1:40 PM
I touched Daisy's boobs...they're FAKE! The squishyness is all wrong, and the nipples are too high. Bad Daisy! BAD! By the way...where are you?
10. Thumperchica - November 14, 2008 1:56 PM
@8 - Damn, I'd have to chew FOREVER. Screw that. You also missed chinny-chin-chins/squirrel cheeks/sausage fingers.
This gadget is gay/lame/tarded/daisy/causes issues/looks like evil robotic jaw that will take over the earth.
11. Douche McAllister - November 14, 2008 2:22 PM
Someone should get this, hack it, and see how many bobs it takes to get to my creamy center. By creamy center I mean baby batter all in your mouth.
12. Douche McAllister - November 14, 2008 2:23 PM
Someone should get this, hack it, and see how many bobs it takes to get to my creamy center. By creamy center I mean baby batter all in your mouth. That's right. Mouth babies.
13. Douche McAllister - November 14, 2008 2:24 PM
*beats puter with hammer because it studders*
14. David - November 14, 2008 2:48 PM
Does anyone from the UK recall a old kids progam called "It will never work" They had this sort of thing on that show... Who knew eh?
15. Daisy - November 14, 2008 3:44 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell it's fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This looks like the device Max used on Baja to suppress her gag reflex in the movie Never Back Down 69: behind the green door.
16. Sixsicksix - November 14, 2008 6:03 PM
I want to put this on your mom and skull fnck her with exactly 3,427 thrusts. Exactly. I want it counted. For the records.
17. Wee - November 15, 2008 7:32 AM
Hmm apparantly the poster has seen Thats 70's show :)
FEZ
How many licks does it take to get
to the tootsie roll center of a toosie
pop? One... (LICK) Two-hoo. (LICK)
Ah, screw it. (BITES) Ow, my tooth!
Oh, why did I have to bite it?
Awesome.
18. STINK - November 15, 2008 4:01 PM
I always wanted a device to measure how bad the tetanus is in a child, and now I have it
19. wutdahanks - November 15, 2008 4:57 PM
I think I saw that girl at the summer olympics
20. Beastman AIDS - November 16, 2008 3:35 AM
f*** me the inventor of this must laughing his ass off right now. Whoever bought the patent for this product needs a kick in the nuts.
21. the wolf - November 16, 2008 3:40 PM
I remember her in Sixteen Candles.
22. pojojuniper - November 17, 2008 9:16 AM
This reminds me of something the aliens made me wear that time I was abducted and forced to make fiber optic wallpaper in some guys crystal-filled apartment.
23. Nick568 - November 17, 2008 11:54 AM
Yeah, I agree..... why? That has to be biggest sack of crap idea I have heard of in a long time. Who thinks this stuff up? And who invests in the design and production of junk like this? Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne. "Samsonite.... I was way off" lol
24. That's Just Ugly - November 17, 2008 12:09 PM
This is just wayyy too messed up. Already repped at http://www.thatsjustugly.com/
25. LSDiesel - November 17, 2008 3:14 PM
It's actually a device made to keep little children smiling. If they frown, they get a teeth-rattling electric shock right through their jaws.
26. rainbowcinderellageek - November 17, 2008 11:55 PM
Why would anyone do this to a child?...
OCD parents leading the way for OCD children.
27. louis vuitton - September 28, 2009 2:11 AM
C'mon Daisy it's Friday show us your bewbs